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What "regular discussion" ?
I for one found TopCod3rs comments more entertaining to read than the "wooden table"-, "enterprisey"-, "paula"-gags - those Alex should delete.
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ATTN COLONEL:
Effective two weeks from today, no earlier than 5:00PM, you can kiss my ass.
DICTATED BUT NOT READ, The Former Employee
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So, the WTF is that the programmers can't do their jobs right and produced bullshit which the management couldn't handle? Wow, I am impressed. Sort of. Not.
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eh, you me'd it. Also, i don't think that's irony...
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He's not your buddy, GUY!
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Blaming the people who fall for the troll is as illogical as blaming the mugged for being mugged, Jim.
I agree with anonymous.
To TopCod3r: Stop whining, get a life, move on. If you don't agree with the rules on this site, leave.
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Interesting opinion.
And why not may I ask?
Alex is paying for publishing content on the internet. So it's his call, not ours
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Hmm... last time I checked this site was a bit satyric (is that the right word?) of nature. TopCod3r added to it nicely with very sarcastic stories of doing stuff like it shouldn't be done. I guess it's kind of an issue for up to which point people can deal with it. Deleting those posts seems kind of against the nature of this site :+
Jay o/
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Interesting analogy, and by "interesting" I mean "useless".
And my name's not "Jim" either.
It would be relevant if the person being mugged had a choice whether they participated in the mugging or not, but usually it's kinda compulsory...you have the option to ignore the troll, you can't ignore the mugger.
As for all my "friends", it seems that you can't stand some plain talking, which is why what I said bothered you. If you had a half-decent reply you wouldn't have gone back to the common denominator of the room temperature IQ brigade of slinging insults and referring to everyone as "friend".
If you want a discussion about the nature of trolling and the type of personality disorder that precludes being either a) bothered by them or b) failing to spot them, then that's fine, but don't pretend it's anyone's problem but your own.
Oh, and moderation of this sort of thing never ever works and is always counter-productive.
See, you've got me de-railed now too! Talking about posts that don't even exist!
:)
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My WTF: I was offered a position at Department of Correctional Services through a personnel agency. I was being paid n by said personnel agency. The charged another company 2n for my time, which in turn charged another company 4n for my time, which charged the Department of Correctional Services 5n for my time.
The last company was the only one allowed to do business with State Departments.
I was told that I can only bill for work done between 8 am and 4 pm, less one hour's worth of mandatory breaks. After waiting a week for a pc I started looking for something else. Having listened to the developers already working there explain how proud they are of "normalising" the new system's database to the point where a second database is used to lookup DB number 1's table names, I ran.
I found the perfect dev enviro straight after that, working for a new startup with smart people, who are blessed with insight and common sense.
(South Africa)
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You are in a room with Kyle, psycho-Ralph and the Colonel. There are no windows and the doors are locked. What do you do?
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Who's the jerk that regurgitates each and every story into a comment? It was old a year ago.
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I see. Getting out of line, are we? Looking for trouble, are we?
You see, the problem is that, with an uninterrupted hour of free thinking time, you're much more likely to develop your own insubordinate thoughts. By constantly interrupting your free time, it's much easier to ensure that you only have time for approved thoughts in line with the vision of the company.
We can't have you thinking for yourself. It's good for morale, which is bad for productivity. We don't need you wasting time on friendship or human contact here, just do your job and everything will be fine.
Now do you understand, pleb? These questions are more trouble to you than they're worth. I promise you of that. You'd best just forget all about it.
There, isn't life much easier when we do the thinking for you?
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Tip: never study dutch! We do that with loads of nouns cause we're probably too lazy to make a decent sentence out of it ^^
Example: "Playing Nintendo games" => "Nintendo-ing" (well, sort of anywayz :P)
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(1) Wait until the beans from lunch kick in. (2) Fart repeatedly until the terrible three are unconscious. (3) Go through their pockets and take their valuables. (4) Leave.
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Nice one Jeff. You summed it all up ;D
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You can't really work straight from 8:AM to your lunch break. You might be tempted to take a bathroom break on company time if you didn't have a morning break.
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oi !! you scared me !! really did !!
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Jees, mildly interesting article and a whole load of bullshit comments. What is the world coming to? Oh wait, this is teh internets isn't it...
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I was being sarcastic. I forgot that often one must flag sarcasm in some manner so that everyone "gets it".
It's not my fault that some people don't realise they are being mugged, so it's even less like being mugged than I originally thought, thanks!
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Fixed that for you!
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Sarcasm detector in the shop is it?
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But some are. A friend got very frustrated trying to teach a Colonel how to program. At one point he said to the Colonel, "Sir, you can order me to do anything you want, but you cannot -order- that compiler to compile that incorrect program."
dave
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Yes I'd say that's pretty accurate description based on my experience of developers: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/s/satyrs.html
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Perhaps those of us who prefer traditional usage should simply cease attempting to communicate with those who view our usage as "archaic", and merely watch as their language degenerates into all lower-case unpunctuated acronyms and emoticons, and eventually into grunts and gestures. [/sarcasm]
This reminds me of an anecdote about an English scholar who, to deter burglars, posted a sign in his yard reading "Cave canem". When someone pointed out that many burglars would not be able to read Latin, the scholar replied, "Then they are not the sort of burglars we want."
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See, folks like you often miss the nuance and new words or new ways of using existing words during your campaign to prevent language change. Let's consider your example. "To write" is a fairly general verb, ranging from something you might do in your notebook during class, to something you'd do when creating a grocery list, all the way up to creating great literature. "To author", however, has a narrower meaning, but also connotes the additional tasks that go along with creating a book, which aren't necessarily present in other types of writing. If you tell people that they cannot use "author" as a verb, you have limited communication, not enhanced it.
99 times out of 100, when I see someone complaining about new "fake" verbs, they are missing out on nuance. People don't create new verbs like this because they "forgot" about the perfectly good very "to write". They do it because they needed to express a thought in a way that existing common verbs could not. Just keep that in mind.
Captcha: odio (dative of "hate"? fitting...)
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I call BS. Only people named Patel tie Windsor knots. Anyone named Kirk would use a four-in-hand.
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Bull. This isn't your web site. It's Alex's site, and he can delete each and every post (or just not allow them in the first place) if he so chooses. You have to behave or expect to have your crap deleted. Don't like it? Go somewhere else. I hear /. is great for certain types of people.
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Heh. I worked for a 'manager' like that once. I enjoyed the whole 'keeping track of bathroom breaks by the receptionist'. And it was comedy gold when I wore my suit in and people made comments about how nice it was to see me look so professional... Too bad I was at an interview.
The shock when I left was pure joy for me. I had an exit interview with the owner who kept asking "why are you leaving is there anything we can do to keep you or make things better". How do you not burn that bridge saying: Your Operations guy is a fool and needs to not be in charge of anyone smarter than a 2 year old?
They really were clueless most of the productive folk left. They outsource most of the jobs we did and are now basically a staffing/recruiter. No tech or management staff on site.
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WTF is with the picture of the loser in a suit and a helmet? That is the biggest WTF I have seen in a while.
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Verily, thy Point is well made - 'tis a disgrace on our gay Tongue.
There doth exist a fine golden Standard of eloquence, and comest thou from a worthy Line, then thou wouldst have Foreknowledge of this. 'Tis the Champions of proper English to whom we owe our continued Legacy.
Accept my apologies for my informal speech - I should as a matter of course refer to thee by the properly respectful form, "You."
Text displayed in von Ahn, Hopper, Langford & Blum's "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart": Capio.
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Don't you love it when a pedantic grammar nazi posts about the proper use of the English language and makes a big mistake (like omitting entire words) in his own post?
Practice what you preach before you start preaching.
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DOH! I meant satirical...
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I'm not trying to dictate terms, I'm disagreeing with his unstated policy. Are you the sort of person who says 'America, love it or leave it?'
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Sounds like a great deal to me - I get an extra half-day vacation for every minute I stay overtime!
If you punish me for not doing it, I expect to be rewarded for doing it.
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Actually Unitas was a past QB but at the time he wasn't necessarily old.
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LOL nice one
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ATTN DOD:
Due to successful implementation of program requirements my forced retirement will necessitate a move to a life of supervising programming nerds.
DISSECTED BUT NOT DEAD The Colonel
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Feeding the troll...
Perhaps you missed the part where the Colonel decided programmers "code" and more "code" is needed to make software work. So the Colonel removed things like the engineering process of design and testing.
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You don't burn the bridge. Granted, I understand you were ticked about the situation. It sounds, from you language, that the upper-management were unaware of the situation. If they were asking for "anything", be straight and specific, but not insulting. Constructive criticism and all.
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Two developers were given a week's paid vacation and complained about it? I don't understand.
Without constant supervision, and a shock-collar, I would find it [strike]pretty much[/strike] completely impossible to not reflexively type the two commands required to convert the whole thing in one pass.
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Lawlz! I can't help it...
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!
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wow, 4 years, no released product, and they're still around? How? Really stupid venture capitalists? Family money? Gov't contract?....
Do Tell!
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God this brought back memories: of working at Mary Kay.
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