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The imperial units were fashioned to be easily divided.
1 foot = 12 inches 1/2 foot = 6 inches 1/3 foot = 4 inches 1/4 foot = 3 inches 1/6 foot = 2 inches
1 gallon = 4 quarts = 8 pints = 16 cups = 128 floz 1 quart = 2 pints 1 pint = 2 cups 1 cup = 8 floz 1 floz = 2 Tbsp 1 Tbsp = 3 tsp
The metric system is only more useful when dealing with powers of 10. How do you represent 1/3 of a meter? No matter how many decimal places you display it's only an approximation.
TRWTF is the UK getting after the US for using a system of measures THEY invented.
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Yes, I can see how you would want only half a beer or a third of a glass of beer. But hey, let's just call it "a third"? Why have another name for it? five and a half feet, or five and a third, is that really so much worse than five feet and four inches? Or just 160 centimeters, or whatever now it corresponds to. If you know a glass of beer is exactly half a litre (like it usually is outside US/UK), half a glass of beer is a quarter of a litre. I don't demand the use of the term "glass" when measuring other fluids just because of that. Litres, and deci- centi- and milli thereof are just fine. There are typically 6 centiliters of gin in a gin tonic. You can easily calculate how many you need to drink to get intoxicated. :)
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Actually standard (i.e. metric) recipes usually use milliliters for liquid ingredients and grams for the rest. Which is trivial to measure with a measuring cup and a kitchen scale. Also trivial to add up.
Why would you need to divide stuff? All the normal recipes give ingredient quantities either for two people or for one person, so you either have to divide in half or just multiply. And if you really need it, then any calculator will help you - hint, they are ALL in decimal!!! So instead of trying to remember that 1/6th of a foot is two inches (or whatever), 1/6th of a meter is .. 1/6th of a meter = 0.16667 of a meter, or 166.67 cm and you use the same process if you need 1/8th. Tell me, what is 1/13th of a foot?
Non-metric measurements are archaic relics of the 18th century with no practical value. I pity the fools that still cling to them. And same with the AM/PM system borne from the skill limits of ancient clock builders.
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Huh... I always thought that a.m. and p.m. were made up as part of a reference to the most recognized and most significant part of the day: noon. What limits are you taking about?
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silly quote system.
Huh... I always thought that a.m. and p.m. were made up as part of a reference to the most recognized and most significant part of the day: noon. What limits are you taking about?
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Bulk cooking springs to mind. This recipe says 1 cup of stock per person. I'm cooking for 50. I'm not going to pour 50 cups separately.
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Because I'm cooking for a Summer Camp feeding 1200 to 1400 people per meal. That's a lot of cups of grits, that is.
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If you think that the metric system is the only thing standing in the way of Americans and Europeans speaking to each other without confusion, then you are, to be kind, hyperfocused.
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You can't inform someone about the use and rationale of scale when they think that the lack of scale is the problem. You're trying to teach a chicken that it's ok to lay eggs when it think eggs are the problem.
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Actually, the range of time in a day is [00:00, 24:00), to be precise. You can measure a time arbitrarily close to 24:00, but not 24:00, since that's 00:00. Alternatively, you can argue that a clock is cyclic, so 00:00 = 24:00 so it doesn't even matter.
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Is that a Vogon poem?
I don't speak PHP, but it seemed perfectly readable to me. Could easily be replaced by a standard library function, I would guess. I know that back when I started coding I probably (read: did) had several WTFs like this, particularly with the dates. Seems like part of the learning curve.
Isn't there some standard coding process, like parsing dates and times, that programmers consistently get wrong early in their careers?
Captcha: Jugis. You know, it is national nude recreation week...
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Hi,
Still wrong.
The day normally ends immediately before 24:00:00 (or immediately before 23:59:59.999...), unless a leap second is being added. For the leap second case, the day ends immediately before 24:00:01 (or immediately before 24:00:00.999...).
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Seriously, I'm not sure anymore which of the comments defending the imperial system are actually sarcasm.
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Good thing I already know that .125 is 1/8.
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All cooking ingredients should be specified in mol.
Particularly things like "sides of beef".
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Beer.
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There's a reason why the Imperial system won't go away...
Metric version of the song 'I'm gonna be' by the Proclaimers:
"When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you.
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you. And if I haver, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's haverin' to you.
But I would walk 804.672 kilometers And I would walk 804.672 more Just to be the man who walked 1609.34 kilometers To fall down at your door"
Just doesn't work.
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"Baaaar da da daar! (Baaaar da da daar!) Baaaar da da daar! (Baaaar da da daar!) Baaar da da daar da da daaar da da daar da da daar daar daar!!"
That bit still works.
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Yeah. Tea and coffee cups was a joke but you make a good point. Cups are even worse measurements than I had thought.
Kilogram is a unit of weight. Litre is a unit of volume. 1 Kilogram of water = 1 Litre of water = 1 cubic decimeter of water. Wet. :)
Ok. Miles to a gallon is also kind of difficult to calculate with. If I know how many miles there is to a gallon in my car (say.. 37? is that like normal?), and I'm about to drive 14 miles - how do I know how much gas will cost for the trip? Well let's see... Um, 1/37 * 14 = ... uh... Instead, use litres per 100 kilometres. Say 6. Go for 37 kilometres. 6 times 0.37 is like 2.22 litres. Easy.
Yeah. That's why I said "normal pressure". Of course pressure differs during the vaporization process, but if you push the temperature of your water to above 100 degrees celcius ("centigrade"), you will end up having all gas. And if you drop the temperature of all the water to below 100 you will have water again (or ice if you go below 0 as well). You know this. And you know it's what I meant.
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Any half-decent cook measures ground herbs by experience and then tastes to check.
Recipes in metric only fail to make sense when they were originally written in Imperial and then converted by someone too stupid to round off.
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But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Er, "Domum"!
Understand? Now, write "Romani ite domum" a hundred times.
Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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If you want 1/3 of a liter you should manage to calculate 1000ml/3≈333ml. If your recipe requires accuracy better than 1‰, you first need to buy a very precise scale, anyways. The same goes for 1/3m. Basically, you need to know how much accuracy is required and how accurate you can measure. Calculating a decimal approximation of 1/3 is the easier part.
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Ok, so, if I'm understanding your reasoning correctly, If I measure the alcohol content in a shot glass of whatever it will be the same as in a pint of (whatever) beer or a wine glass of (whatever) wine? Because if not that's not really very precise, is it?
I can appreciate the value of knowing that, say, two pints of beer will make me tipsy, or two bottles, or two tankards, but that's not meant to be an exact measurement. I wont't say one night "Hey, I noticed I drank only 1 + 7/8 bottles tonight and it was enough to make me tipsy!"
I guess what I'm trying to say is, if youre drinking or cooking and you don't need to be super exact in your measurements, then it's ok to use whatever is at hand as your measuring unit (e.g. pints / bottles of beer or cups of flour). Sometimes the bartender will fill the shot glass a little more, sometimes the flour will be more packed in the cup, some apples will be bigger than others: precision doesn't matter that much in these contexts.
BUT when you need precision and standardization it does work better when your units click together and use a single coherent (decimal) scale. You can relate meters, grams, seconds, joules, watts, hertz, pascals, volts, ohms, etc without having to remember any extraneous constants. (like 1 (US) gallon = 231 cubic inches or 1 horsepower = 550 foot-pounds per second)
I won't argue that base 12 would be wonderful for working with fractions, but having used the metric system my whole life I can say that I (and most people I know) don't think in terms of fractions that much, unless we're eating cake or pizza. Fractions are great for dividing things, not so good for measuring and comparing. That's why - as you yourself pointed out - most fractions are meaningless to us humans.
You asked how to compare 5/12 to 1/3 or 2/3. What if it was 0.41666 to 0.33333 or 0.66666? Even if the decimals are recurring, there's no doubt as to which is bigger.
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Everybody should get over themselves. The easiest measuring system to use is the one you grew up using. Converting, especially as an adult, is difficult no matter what direction you are going.
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I suspect this started out 'cause it's a lot easier to transport and maintain some volumetric measurement devices (aka mug or barrel) than a reliable weight/mass scale of any type. But even in this newfangled country, top chefs tend to work by mass, not volume.
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+1
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Damn-- I've been cheated out of a second every single day!
([<{ please check for whoosh before angrily correcting me}>])
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TRWTF is that when people get to things like this, though I imagine we're all guilty of it at some points, is why people never identify "man, this must be a really common problem, maybe I should actually look for the 'real' solution."
And as a corollary, when you DO look, and a "solution" like this is what comes up in google, not being able to identify that that's still way more clumsy than such a common problem "should be", and digging a bit more to see if there's a "real" answer.
I mean, PHP is bad, but do people really think we manually parse apart specific date formats, and do math, to get the hours/mins/seconds out of it?
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So what about 1/5 foot? Or 1/5 of gallon?
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I didn't mean that any drink can be in any glass. I'm saying that if you use the right glass for the right drink, you'll know without thinking how much you should drink. You won't have to... ok, this is 15% by volume so I usually drink this 3% by volume so I can fill the glass one third... oh crap, where's the 1/3 measuring line.
Exactly. If you don't need to be exact, there's no need to have a metric system. Use whatever measuring system is the most convenient, and I've found the standard system much more convenient for cooking. Much much more. Plus, it's much better to have a system that works better with fractions. Sometimes you want to divide the recipe by a third or fourth, much better to have a system that handles that better.
In terms of comparing height of people at glance, it's much easier to have feet than meters IMO. I find it better to have numbers that fit the context. It's not helpful to know that I'm 2 meters and my wife is 1.678 meters. How do I relate those two. 6 and 5 just work better.
Of course you could use decimeters. 20 and 17 is easier. But when I want non-exactness, I prefer fractions that are easier to relate in my head.
Yes, you could say 5/12 is bigger than 1/3 faster if you just compare the decimals, but it's more than just if one is bigger, it's bigger by how much. Ok, .41666 - .33333 = .08333. But how useful is .0833? Does that mean anything to you? It doesn't to me. 5/12 - 1/3 = 5/12 - 4/12 = 1/12. 1/12. I just prefer that number. I immediately know that 1/12 is 1/4 of 1/3. And if I was cooking, it's more helpful to have that in my head and have a 1/12 measuring cup, than to have my measuring cups labelled .08333.
But I guess I'm just biased.
I mean, if I'm doing machine computation, I just use binary and hex. I don't convert to decimal. I can even do float type computation in my head much faster than base 10.
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Yeah... we did that.
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0.2 feet and 0.2 gallons.
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Simple: 1/3 meter.
But anyway, your point is? Anyone can create an example of how the one system fails to display a certain measurement of the other system (25.5 meters is 83.6614173 feet, now tell me that this is any better...). But it doesn't change the fact (yes, from my point of view it's a fact. You might see that a little bit different though ;) ) that the metric system is way more logical: http://www.elauhel.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imperial_vs_metric.png
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Goddamn you're a douche. Basing the utility of the number base on how reducible fractions are is like voting Republican cause they got all the hot psychotic women.
As soon as you start arguing in favor of base 30 and 60 number systems you must have realized you leapt off the deep end. Think of the multiplication tables! Ze cheeldren weel never lern.
And then you (of course) left out base 8, which WOULD be awesome cause then floating point numbers would just be plain old standard scientific notation. No messy conversions, and no 1.955555555555's ever (unless you really wanted them). But your view is that 8 simply doesn't have enough prime divisors. Sigh.
Conclusion: numbers probably just confuse you, and if you genuinely like base 30, then you probably did vote Republican. Dumbass.
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However, due to the uncertainty principle, an observer can never be perfectly at rest relative to a watch, so due to special relativity, events are not synchronous between the watch and the observer. That's why it doesn't make sense to display exactly noon. It's really so simple.
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No, not quite. A cup is 8 fluid ounces, and while there is a trifling difference between the official volume of a fluid ounce in the American and Imperial systems (something that won't affect real-world measurements to even the degree that variations in the height of the meniscus of liquids would), there is no perceptible difference between an American cup and an Imperial cup. Where we differ is where we attach the handy conversion value between water weight and liquid volume. In the US, a pint is a pound, yielding a 32-ounce quart and an eight-pound gallon. In the Imperial system, a gallon is defined as ten pounds of water, which yields a 40-ounce quart and a 20-ounce pint. (The definitions of a quart being a quarter of a gallon and a pint being half a quart remain he same.) So in the Imperial system, there are two and a half cups to the pint, or five cups to the quart.
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About thirteen inches.
About 0.0234 meters.
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So, how do you relate 2m and 1.68m? Well, just like you relate the numbers 2 and 1.68 in any other context. 2 is obviously bigger than 1.something, the difference 0.32 is not too hard to compute etc. (BTW, few people measure body size to 3 decimals, another example of unnecessary over-precision, like your .41666 stuff I cut; 0.01m is already more than twice as precise as an inch, so let's stick to meaningful comparisons.)
OTOH in imperial (unless the sizes just happen to be 5 and 6 ft, which is easy, but rather the exception): But how do you relate, say 6ft2in and 5ft8in? Sure, 6 and something is bigger than 5 and something, but by how much? You can't do a simple subtraction (like 6.2-5.8 = 0.4) because you have to carry 12, not 10. Oh, I'm sure, you can do it in your mind without much thinking because you're used to it, but it's something more to learn. In a decimal system, there's nothing more to learn because you learn to do simple arithmetics anyway.
BTW, I suppose it would be difficult for you (adults) to switch now (or at any point), but as long as you don't and you're teaching your children imperial, you make them learn extra unnecessary stuff (see above) and help to estrange them from the rest of the world (though your government does quite a good job of that as well).
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Back to the topic at hand (time)... One should know that Time & Date calculations usually have system library functions in almost every computer language known (I don't know about Fortran & Cobol!). They ARE there and lots of people have gone over them to make sure they produce correct results. One should learn to USE THEM, and not re-invent them on the fly, as the implementation has a high likelihood of being WRONG, or at the very least inefficient.
As for cooking cups, gallons, feet and other such mundane stuff: Most European recipes are WEIGHT (grams, etc.) based, while most American recipes are VOLUME (cups, etc.) based. Plan accordingly when you go to the grocery store!
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Where "the world around" means "in the USA".
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This is the problem with the contemporary mindset.
We're smart for using [latest system], and everyone before us was stupid.
A couple of problems with that mindset.
I hate arrogance. Arrogance is a weakness that limits the mind. It can only be sustained by a comfortable lifestyle, and is useless in a pragmatic world.
Like when Europe looks down on America.
I view it like two guys on the Titanic, one on the part pointing in the air, laughing at the guy almost under water.
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Used or Fresh? [ducking and running]
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I voted republican because I like a certain number system? You've thrown totally unrelated topics together to find a way to create elaborate ad hominid.
I'm arguing that reducible fractions are useful, when baking a cake. I never said to use the standard system for conversion between systems, to calculate volume from density and mass. I explicitly said not to if you read my post.
I'm saying the standard system can be useful for certain things, and to think that metric is superior and therefore people not using metric are stupid, is a foolish mindset. The name "cretin" suits you.
I didn't leave out base 8. It's used with ounces in a cup.
Numbers don't confuse me. I'm saying that fractions are quicker to work with when you want to divide amounts. Isn't that obvious?
I just can't stand arrogance.
What did you do that's just so awesome that you're so much better than people who don't think like you?
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Obviously, the "programmer" was used to one of those old-fashioned self-winding clocks, which ran forwards from midnight til noon, and then wound themselves up by running backwards from noon til midnight.