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There always has to be at least one a$$hole in every forum, doesn't there? Thanks for filling the requirement here.
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Isn't -5K kind of like a double negative then? Like "the -5th basement level" ie a non-basement level, possibly the 5th floor (in either the 0 or 1 indexed floor schemes, since -5(-) = 5)?
Is Finnish one of those languages where a double negative is still negative?
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Hrm... those elevators with keypads intrigue me... I assume there's a pad on every floor.
What were to happen if people keyed in all the floors? And then took the stairs, and repeated same on another floor?
Seems like a fun way to cause the elevator to stop at random floors to annoy everyone inside, without having to be inside to push all the buttons.
What happens if the same floor is keyed in multiple times? Do more elevators get sent to shuttle between the two floors since there's going to be a crowd going to the same floor?
Sounds like a good way to DoS an elevator...
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And not all asia uses the US system; When I was there last Christmas, Indonesia (4th largest country in the world) uses the UK system too.
captcha: erat (is that an errata with a mistake?)
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The Brits are on to something here. I'm going to use their floor counting system for everything.
I have a quarter in my pocket and a beggar asks if I can spare one. I tell him I have "zero".
In a game of Russian Roulette, I offer to go "first" if we use six bullets. The other guy proceeds to blow his brains out and I walk away with the money.
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The sense of this system becomes even more apparent in a building with more than one basement floor (such as the one I am sitting in right now). Labeling the floors as
-1 = 2 levels below ground 0 = 1 level below ground (i.e. basement) 1 = ground level
makes no sense whatsoever.
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I used to work in a 2-story building with an elevator. One day I got on the elevator with another person. She stepped up to the buttons and politely asked me, "What floor do you want?" Umm, let's see, the choices are the floor that we're on now, or the other one.
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Yes... they guy who's pointing out the flaws in the security theater is the a$$hole. Or the fact that I've pointed out that its not real security and in fact a appearance of security has made me a fracking-a$$hole
I'm sure that the fact you can't take a tube of tooth paste and nail clippers on an airliner has made all of us a lot safer.
By the way, there were WMDs in Iraq - here's the receipts.
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Do not read this comment beyond readness.
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The city recently completed a new hotel that was nearly as tall: 42. It has two banks of elevators. One manages the lower floors and the other manages the upper floors with the high speed section skipping the lower floors. So, going to the top floor caused your ears to equalize pressure (eustation tubes). The high speed ones are VERY fast (I timed it but since forgot; Something on the order of 24s for the entire building).
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Maybe, but nobody numbers floors that way. There is no "zero" floor. It goes: 2 = Second level above ground 1 = First level above ground B1 = First level below ground B2 = Second level below ground
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That's assuming you start from floor zero. But that does nothing to address the question, Where is/should floor zero be in relation to the sidewalk?
With either numbering scheme, to get to the Nth floor from the Mth floor you climb N-M flights of stairs. Whether sidewalk level is zero or one has nothing to do with the logic or the math.
Maybe I'm falling for the trolls, but I don't understand how what is surely an arbitrary convention -- whether we start counting from one or from zero -- can be inspiring people to such dogmatism. In favor of the "American system", may I point out that almost no one refers to the floor at sidewalk level as "floor zero", indeed I think that was the whole point of the original posting. Europeans refer to it as the "ground floor" and label the button "G". So the argument of the "pro-Europeans" here is that counting 1, 2, 3, etc is illogical, while counting G, 1, 2, etc is intuitively obvious. i.e. we should stick a letter at the beginning of a sequence of digits. Perhaps we should name our floors G, 1, H, 3, B, @, 7, (symbol for the artist formerly known as prince). Would that be better still?
Sudden inspiration: If I ever somehow have the opportunity to design the elevator buttons for a 17-story building, I think I'll number them 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10.
Or if I ever choose floor numbers for a chemical company, I think I'll number them H, He, Li, etc.
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Regarding the alumni mailing:
Obviously this letter was intended for a previous occupant of your address, someone named Mr. Null.
I am reminded of the man who got a letter addressed to "Occupant", and returned it to the sender with a note saying, "I'm sorry, but there is no one here named 'Occupant'. The people who live here are named 'Resident'."
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Excactly! And 0 is the floor 'at' the ground level. It is seldom called 0 though, as there tends to be a special name for it in most languages (like ground foor), but numbering wise is treated as such (we already had enough the US/non US discussion by now I guess).
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I have seen an elevator that works like that one, with a calculator-like leyboard. It has a "-" button, to enter negative numbers, for the basement (-1) and also a "." button.
I have been able to enter "1.5" as a floor, hoping the elevator would just stop between floor 1 and floor 2, but sadly it just went to floor 1.
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BOOOOO to the guy who tries the fake dictionary.com thesaurus bullcrap.... the real WTF right there:
He typed in "Completed." (with a period). When it returned the result page showing no matches (with the period), he removed the period and took a screenshot. Very n00b1sh trick, at that.
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OK, beyond the whole what number is the ground floor debate, how does this system handle two people going to different floors? person one walks in and hits say "5'. Person 2 walks in and wants "3". Does person 2 have to ride up to 5 then down to 3?
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TRWTF is why so many americans seem to have trouble wrapping their heads around what is an enormously logical system. One that even small children seem to understand intuitively, so it can't be that hard. I'm not saying it's better than the other system, though personally I think it's a lot more elegant.
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I'm very sad. I sifted through four pages of whining and bullshit about the elevator part trying to find more information on that sourceforge one, to be left high and dry.
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I'm pretty sure if you try to go to floor pi you end up going in circles.
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So -- how would this "superior" system easily show that the current elevator was heading toward floors 7, 9, and 11? How would 6 people all heading to different floors quickly and easily enter in all their destinations without having to queue up to the single keypad? The "one lighted button per floor" has worked for a very long time -- even in very, very tall buildings.
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in mexico the 1st floor is the floor above ground who cares? if you get past 13th floor (which of course never exists) youre ok again
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No, the answer then is "A suffusion of yellow."
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Absolute addressing is not relocatable and generally a bad idea. Need to go up two floors no matter where you are? Press "2"!
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TRWTF is that the basement should be either +0 or -0, and any floor beyond it should have a plus sign before the number.
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Dumbass.
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No, it went to floor(1.5).
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The regional difference is in determining what "first level above ground" means. In some places, e.g., the U.S., "ground level" is widely considered to be a two-dimensional plane where the ground ceases and atmosphere begins. A building story, however, exists in three dimensions, such that a building story in which the ground plane is the floor still exists above ground. (Likewise, an "above-ground swimming pool" is a three-dimensional swimming pool with the ground as its floor, not a swimming pool suspended in the air.) Therefore, the first (1st, or "1") above-ground story is the one resting on the ground.
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TRWTF is that he bought that excuse. Surely the head table is a different size/shape than the rest of the guest tables?
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So what happens if you put in -2?
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You strike oil.
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Ever heard of one's complement?
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In many parts of the world commercial and/or multi-tenant residential buildings have the ground floor, atop of that one (or rarely sometimes two) mezzanine floor(s) followed by the 1st, 2nd and other floors.
These mezzanine floors usually house either cheaper apartments, businnesses like beauty parlors, fitness studios or miscancellous administrative offices. very rent is cheaper there because the rooms are smaller, the ceiling is lower and the finishing is of inferior quality compared to the "numbered" floors. All this results in lower rents for the tenants.
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Even Africa is smarter than the USA. They do not even use medieval measuring systems there - they are smart enough to use metric systems.
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Nope, just the gatekeeper: St. Peter.
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Because your 3-floor-building has only two floors. Ground floor doesn't count.
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They skip it because four is considered an unlucky number, the same reason we skip the thirteenth floor. The Japanese words for "four" and "death" are homophones, hence the superstition
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It also makes no provision for illiterate elevator users.
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Keypad devices are a pain. I use a calculator that has every number from 1 to a million on it. It's great for the weight-conscious. I punch in a number, put on my walking shoes, punche in the operator, more walking, punch in another number, and walk over to the enter key. The answer shows up on the Jumbotron at Rogers Stadium. The triathlete version has the 1000000 keys in random sequence.
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Thank you for missing the humor. Saves more for everyone else. Thanks also for correcting the nick. 'preciate it.
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One button per permitted destination floor. Everything else is insane - if one button on a numeric keypad fails then 5 out fifty floors can not be accessed.
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