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Well, nothing that matters.
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The problem with places outside of America is that they're all run by a bunch of foreignors.
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As I'm sure you all know, women in IT are just starved for any attention from their co-workers. They spend their days desperately wishing that SOMEONE would notice that they exist and are female.
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You were begging for it! And yes, there is an obligatory, but unfunny xkcd.
Look it up yourself.
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"More (0 of true)" must be a score in Calvinball!
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I believe that it started how most bad things do: with horrible Canadian humour.
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and done in one.
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That non-profit ad was pretty convincing, actually. The first IT person who sees it will be all "is that what they need? Whatever, I'll fix it, it probably won't take more than five minutes". And then they're hooked.
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Either you die waiting in line for antibiotics in Canada, or you die waiting in line for a liver in America.
Either way, you die waiting in line.
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You can end up waiting for surgery though. So yeah, either way, you do die waiting in line.
But at least in Canada, you don't die still paying for the doctor that told you that you're gonna die.
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You don't have health care, you have health insurance.
So what if I don't have to pay the doctor that didn't save my life.
We may be wrong, but that's NOT an improvement.