The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

2005-10-08 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Nah. The test right after the assigment will throw an exception as soon as a bad character is encountered. But the funny thing is the method will never return false. (An exception will be thrown first.)

Well, I take that back. It'll return false if isAlphaNumeric is initialized to false and a zero length string is input.

WTF? :)

It will return false if the member "isAlphaNumeric" is set to false and value is a kind of alphanumeric. The return value of the method is completely independent from the parameter "value".

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-08 Reply Admin

Richard Nixon:
Alexis de Torquemada:
You seem to be a very patient person. If said monkey-spawn would break the important bits of my code, I would surely break his important bits.

Sure you would. You resort to physical violence often then? When was the last time you punched someone in the mouth? When was the last time you pulled a knife on someone?

When was the last time that you read this?

Richard Nixon:

You sound quite sad and pathetic when you talk on the Internet as if you're some big tough guy who hurts people; and no one is buying it either. You're a limp-wristed sissy.

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-08 Reply Admin

Richard Nixon:
You sound quite sad and pathetic when you talk on the Internet as if you're some big tough guy who hurts people; and no one is buying it either. You're a limp-wristed sissy.

The fucking forum software ate half of my answer, but you sounded like you really needed to know, so I'll try to reproduce what I wrote:

Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

Thanks for asking.

PS: Stop behaving like a betazoid. Your as poor a psychic as that idiot emptyset.

2005-10-08 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

Karate cannot stop the bullet of a disgruntled employee spraying the office with a semi-automatic.

2005-10-09 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:

Perl regexes are Turing complete. As for Spirit, is has the @&#?/! habit of trying to initialize all of your closure variables with boost::spirit::nil_t. WTF?

The definition of "regular expression" is and always has been a grammar for a regular language, which can be accepted by an FSM. And Perl has some, eh, interesting extensions to the concept, but that doesn't make them regular.

But I doubt Perl "regexps" are Turing complete, if that means "accept any language a turing machine can accept". I mean, are there goto-labels and look-ahead/move-back operations in Perl's matcher???

In that case, I would love to see your Perl regexp for a valid C (typechecking and everything). Or, for starters, I would like to see a Perl regexp for checking multiplications, so that "21*3=63" is accepted, but "21*3=36" isn't. And that for all expressions, of course. I'm really curious if that could be done.

If you can manage, I'm sure that will be a very, very big WTF in itself.

emptyset · 2005-10-10 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
PS: Stop behaving like a betazoid. Your as poor a psychic as that idiot emptyset.

the idiot here is the person that took my description of regexes seriously.

2005-10-10 Reply Admin

kipthegreat:
Anonymous:

8) looping through each character of a string instead of using String.matches("regex");

I'm pretty sure this is Java code. If so, regular expressions are a pretty recent (version 5) addition to the language... so they probably were not an option.... not that he/she would have used them if they were there...

1.4, so no now new.

2005-10-10 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Karate cannot stop the bullet of a disgruntled employee spraying the office with a semi-automatic.

My ninja karate backslapping skills can deflect anything. Even bullets.

2005-10-11 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:

Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13.

Like anyone cares...

Richard Nixon · 2005-10-11 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Richard Nixon:
You sound quite sad and pathetic when you talk on the Internet as if you're some big tough guy who hurts people; and no one is buying it either. You're a limp-wristed sissy.

The fucking forum software ate half of my answer, but you sounded like you really needed to know, so I'll try to reproduce what I wrote:

Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

Thanks for asking.

PS: Stop behaving like a betazoid. Your as poor a psychic as that idiot emptyset.

First of all - sure sign that you're an idiot: not understanding the difference between "your" and "you're"

Second: your need to brag on the Internet about your muscle mass is even more pathetic than you posting on the Internet how you're going to cause physical harm to people over poor coding.

christoofar · 2005-10-11 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Alexis de Torquemada:

Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13.

Like anyone cares...

he must be cruising for gay guys

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Karate cannot stop the bullet of a disgruntled employee spraying the office with a semi-automatic.

I'm sorry. People outside the US often have a problem imagining what it's like to live in a country where every psychotic may (and does) own a semi-automatic.

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
The definition of "regular expression" is and always has been a grammar for a regular language, which can be accepted by an FSM. And Perl has some, eh, interesting extensions to the concept, but that doesn't make them regular.

It's a misnomer. They should've called them "irregular expressions". ;)

Anonymous:

But I doubt Perl "regexps" are Turing complete, if that means "accept any language a turing machine can accept". I mean, are there goto-labels and look-ahead/move-back operations in Perl's matcher???

Hmm, I checked this again, and now I'm not certain whether "pure" recursive Perl regexes are Turing-complete. Maybe the people who started the rumor misunderstood something: There are Perl regexes that cannot be matched by either a finite automaton or even a stack machine (like context-free languages can). The primality tester would be an example. But that doesn't mean they are necessarily Turing-complete.

Anonymous:

In that case, I would love to see your Perl regexp for a valid C (typechecking and everything). Or, for starters, I would like to see a Perl regexp for checking multiplications, so that "21*3=63" is accepted, but "21*3=36" isn't. And that for all expressions, of course. I'm really curious if that could be done.

If you can manage, I'm sure that will be a very, very big WTF in itself.

Your multiplication challenge is easily solved: /^(\d+)\*(\d+)=(??{$1*$2})$/

But then, I'm probably cheating. It must be possible to build a universal turing machine using dynamic regexes like this, since they can include arbitrary Perl code, but for static ones, I'm not so sure anymore.

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

Richard Nixon:

First of all - sure sign that you're an idiot: not understanding the difference between "your" and "you're"

Let's see - it's a mistake that happened because it was late in the night, and the forum software swallowed half of my first post so I had to rewrite it. And this particular mistake is made so often even by native speakers that (unfortunately) I may have started to grow somewhat accustomed to it. Obviously, the true idiot is the one who judges another's mental condition by such a trifle. Not that I cared much, though - it's reasonably safe to assume that my English is still far superior to your German.

Richard Nixon:

Second: your need to brag on the Internet about your muscle mass is even more pathetic than you posting on the Internet how you're going to cause physical harm to people over poor coding.

As I already wrote (those who can read may have noticed) the "physical harm" thing was ironical hyperbole, and it was intended primarily as a play on words. Some people may have found it funny, others may have found it boring, but in any case it was very obviously a joke.

As for my "bragging" about my muscle mass, well, you get what you ask for. If I hadn't felt like exposing your lies, I would never have mentioned any of it. Now that I've destroyed your falsehoods, you need to distract from the fact that I made you eat your uninformed words. Poor chap.

I always find it amusing when people who know nothing more about me than a handful of forum posts try to analyze the deepest traits of my personality. I'd be very surprised if the people I meet in person every day knew that much about me, but someone who just reads a techie forum like this - how presumptuous. Don't even try, you are bound to fail.

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

christoofar:
he must be cruising for gay guys

If I was gay:

1. I wouldn't be the slightest bit ashamed. I've never been treated with disrespect by a gay boy/man, but I've faced a lot of spite from those who like to be "straighter than straight". "Gay" to me isn't an insult, it just happens to be incorrect in my particular case. I may have some homoerotic traits that even those who'd never admit exhibit, but I simply can't help being strongly attracted to members of the beautiful gender ever since I went into puberty.

2. I'd know some better places to cruise for handsome men with a sex life than this forum.

Alexis de Torquemada · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
The primality tester would be an example. But that doesn't mean they are necessarily Turing-complete.

Oops - here's the missing link.

Richard Nixon · 2005-10-13 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Richard Nixon:

First of all - sure sign that you're an idiot: not understanding the difference between "your" and "you're"

Let's see - it's a mistake that happened because it was late in the night, and the forum software swallowed half of my first post so I had to rewrite it. And this particular mistake is made so often even by native speakers that (unfortunately) I may have started to grow somewhat accustomed to it. Obviously, the true idiot is the one who judges another's mental condition by such a trifle. Not that I cared much, though - it's reasonably safe to assume that my English is still far superior to your German.

Richard Nixon:

Second: your need to brag on the Internet about your muscle mass is even more pathetic than you posting on the Internet how you're going to cause physical harm to people over poor coding.

As I already wrote (those who can read may have noticed) the "physical harm" thing was ironical hyperbole, and it was intended primarily as a play on words. Some people may have found it funny, others may have found it boring, but in any case it was very obviously a joke.

As for my "bragging" about my muscle mass, well, you get what you ask for. If I hadn't felt like exposing your lies, I would never have mentioned any of it. Now that I've destroyed your falsehoods, you need to distract from the fact that I made you eat your uninformed words. Poor chap.

I always find it amusing when people who know nothing more about me than a handful of forum posts try to analyze the deepest traits of my personality. I'd be very surprised if the people I meet in person every day knew that much about me, but someone who just reads a techie forum like this - how presumptuous. Don't even try, you are bound to fail.

I'm sure your German is better than mine. I'm not trying to communicate in German so that's not really the point. The point is that if you're going to use a particular language, use it correctly. I would think that someone who thinks people who use programming language constructs incorrectly should be physically harmed would have a bit more respect for proper usage.

And your hyperbole stank of overcompensation. I don't believe any of your talk about your great muscle mass and I don't believe that you have ever been in a fight. Furthermore, I think that your original comment was completely out of line and never should have been made.

Also, don't troll my other comments in this forum just because I made you feel small.

2005-10-14 Reply Admin

zip:
Haha, another horrible abuse of exceptions. I never get sick of these. Imagine the code to call this:
...

}catch(IllegalArgumentException e)

{
}

You know nothing about exceptions abusing:
http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-java-866.html

This is in fact my code... but inspired by one real open source project code.

2005-10-14 Reply Admin

Richard Nixon:
Also, don't troll my other comments in this forum just because I made you feel small.

Alexis...ouch dude. That had to have hurt.

2005-10-16 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

I myself am not a fighter, but my boss could beat you like a circus monkey.

If you were to look at him, you would see that he works out his upper body to the max. His forearms could destroy you. Upon seeing him the first time you might pee in your pants. His lower body is not developed whatsoever, and you could easily outrun him, but that is not the point. If he was standing right in front of you and it came down to a fist fight, you would die. Painfully.

I guess what I'm trying to say is my boss can kick your boss's ass.

Savior · 2005-10-16 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

I myself am not a fighter, but my boss could beat you like a circus monkey.

If you were to look at him, you would see that he works out his upper body to the max. His forearms could destroy you. Upon seeing him the first time you might pee in your pants. His lower body is not developed whatsoever, and you could easily outrun him, but that is not the point. If he was standing right in front of you and it came down to a fist fight, you would die. Painfully.

I guess what I'm trying to say is my boss can kick your boss's ass.

Boys, no offense, but this is getting kind of gay.
Who's going to start to talk about greek fight?

2005-10-16 Reply Admin

Savior:
Boys, no offense, but this is getting kind of gay.

Who's going to start to talk about greek fight?

I was thinking the same thing. All we need is a mud pit and some bikini thongs.

2005-10-18 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Savior:
Boys, no offense, but this is getting kind of gay.

Who's going to start to talk about greek fight?

I was thinking the same thing. All we need is a mud pit and some bikini thongs.

There's too much testosterone and manhood in this forum for me. I'm outta here!

2005-10-18 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
There's too much testosterone and manhood in this forum for me. I'm outta here!

Are you afraid you'll start liking glistening bulging biceps? Or are you concerned that you'll start having tendencies to grab at other men and wrestle them to the ground? Or are you scared that you'll start taking karate lessons and that you'll start posting on programming forums about how badass you are?

Mike R · 2005-10-18 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Or are you scared that you'll start taking karate lessons and that you'll start posting on programming forums about how badass you are?

That frigtens me more than anything. I hope I never become that.

2005-10-18 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

You sir, are the man.

2005-10-19 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

Alexis: I have to admit, you sound like a complete stud.

2005-10-19 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

Ohhhhh Alexis! hahahaha

emptyset · 2005-10-20 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

I myself am not a fighter, but my boss could beat you like a circus monkey.

If you were to look at him, you would see that he works out his upper body to the max. His forearms could destroy you. Upon seeing him the first time you might pee in your pants. His lower body is not developed whatsoever, and you could easily outrun him, but that is not the point. If he was standing right in front of you and it came down to a fist fight, you would die. Painfully.

I guess what I'm trying to say is my boss can kick your boss's ass.

just to let you guys know, your posts have been submitted to a graduate gender studies class for research.

2005-10-20 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

@Alexis: You are the studliest stud who ever lived. Won't you show us your dojo?

2005-10-22 Reply Admin

Alexis de Torquemada:
Actually, yes, I'm a quite peaceful person despite the fact that I'm 6', 200lbs, lean with 18" upper arms, and have been training various martial arts ever since I was 13. I only had two (more or less) real fights since that time, both times when I was still a teenager. In both cases, I successfully employed a single technique from Shotokan Karate, and, again in both cases, my opponent did not choose to continue the fight. In the latter case, my opponent was prepared to block or parry my strike, and success was owed to the fact that my punches (and kicks) are a lot faster than anything you typically see in a boxfight. He didn't even start to move as my fist already struck him in the stomach, making him (a 220lbs+ somewhat overweight but strong man) stumble backwards with a dazzled look on his face. I'll be forever grateful for my Karate teachers who showed me the power of Ki, that's for certain.

As I have gained a lot of muscle mass since then and adapted some techniques that are much more powerful than anything I learned at the Shotokan Dojo, I'm quite glad that I managed to stay out of fights ever since.

Alexis, could you please, please, please write some sort of retraction? Take back what you said in this post? Or at least tell us you were kidding?

First of all, the post makes you look really bad...secondly, since you wrote the thing this forum has become a "find-your-mate" dating center.

Please tell us you were joking!

2005-10-27 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Alexis, could you please, please, please write some sort of retraction? Take back what you said in this post? Or at least tell us you were kidding?

First of all, the post makes you look really bad...secondly, since you wrote the thing this forum has become a "find-your-mate" dating center.

Please tell us you were joking!

Yeah, Alexis. Tell us you were joking.

2005-10-28 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Anonymous:
Alexis, could you please, please, please write some sort of retraction? Take back what you said in this post? Or at least tell us you were kidding?

First of all, the post makes you look really bad...secondly, since you wrote the thing this forum has become a "find-your-mate" dating center.

Please tell us you were joking!

Yeah, Alexis. Tell us you were joking.

I will respond for him. He was joking. I think.

Richard Nixon · 2005-10-28 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Anonymous:
Anonymous:
Alexis, could you please, please, please write some sort of retraction? Take back what you said in this post? Or at least tell us you were kidding?

First of all, the post makes you look really bad...secondly, since you wrote the thing this forum has become a "find-your-mate" dating center.

Please tell us you were joking!

Yeah, Alexis. Tell us you were joking.

I will respond for him. He was joking. I think.

Oh boy - you people are playing with fire. That guy will snap you like a twig for such nonsense! He literally has no time for your jibber jabber. I heard he once killed a guy for using non-standard bracketing style.

Sincerely,

Richard Nixon

foxyshadis · 2005-10-28 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
Anonymous:
Anonymous:
Alexis, could you please, please, please write some sort of retraction? Take back what you said in this post? Or at least tell us you were kidding?

First of all, the post makes you look really bad...secondly, since you wrote the thing this forum has become a "find-your-mate" dating center.

Please tell us you were joking!

Yeah, Alexis. Tell us you were joking.

I will respond for him. He was joking. I think.

What's with the anonymous flood? Did someone link that post in their LJ?

2005-11-04 Reply Admin

foxyshadis:
What's with the anonymous flood? Did someone link that post in their LJ?

What is an LJ?

emptyset · 2005-11-04 Reply Admin

Anonymous:
What is an LJ?

"low-job"

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