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Speak for yourself
I speak a bit of German, French, Spanish, and enough Gaelic, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Turkish and Hungarian to at least say "Hello" and "Thank you"
<harrumph!>
We're not all monoglots
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Sharks do talk. They speak english because they also know it is the only language that matters. The trick is learning to speak underwater and not having your voice sound all muffled.
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what does that make us military IT professionals?
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that first one reminds me of an old story about a woman whose computer kept breaking down VERY frequently for no apparent reason. they finally found the problem when they dropped in on her without prior announcement, and found lots of decorative MAGNETS all over her computer! she had been taking them off before the techs arrived, and putting them RIGHT back on as soon as they left...