• Patrick (unregistered) in reply to RobFreundlich

    Just FYI, this and the second letter in the article are illegal in California.

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    Really hotels should be required to have those lighted strips on the floors like they have on aeroplanes going from the bed to the bathroom.

    There's always the unlikely option of drinking less.

  • (cs) in reply to Hatterson
    Hatterson:
    Granted it's a douchebag move to do from a personnel/personal perspective, but it makes perfect sense from a logical/accounting perspective.

    Slavery makes perfect sense from an accounting perspective.

  • usafdude (unregistered) in reply to Kiss me I'm Polish

    You're kidding, right? I just spent 6 months working 12 to 16 hour days without a day off for probably a third of your salary. To top it off, I had to worry about IEDs, the Taliban, and anyone else who wanted to kill me. Yeah, I volunteered, but that doesn't make it suck any less. Until you're willing to man up and endure some real hardship, enjoy your cushy office and Starbucks and STFU.

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to AstroBurger
    AstroBurger:
    the beholder:
    But she doesn't have anything against flirting with the regulars, does she?

    And now that I think about it, maybe the reason they became regulars wasn't the food after all...

    Jokes apart, is your daughter hot? Sometimes that is all that is needed to count as a flirt on the eyes of the tipper.

    Well, the "regulars" were mostly other high school students and (in season) performers from the Renn Faire, most of whom she knew since she was 5 years old or so.

    Hot? She's attractive, but not "hot". I went in periodically to keep an eye out (plus the food was pretty good) and never noticed her flirting with any of the customers.

    Yes but what I stated was that she doesn't have to flirt at all, depending on the customer and supposing she has good looks. But what was I thinking, asking her father whether she is hot and waiting for a honest reply? I don't think anybody I know would answer "yes".

    So now that we concluded she is probably hawt, and I'm a young single developer ^^, could you tell me where I can find her?

  • gilhad (unregistered) in reply to Crabs
    Crabs:
    Just so you can all be jealous of my vacation, I work for a fortune 100 company in America. I'm 25 (so you know I have no seniority built up to earn this). We get a standard 3 weeks vacation, plus Holidays, plus enough "floating holidays" to fill up the week between Christmas and New Years, and then some. All in all we get something like 5 weeks of paid time off per year. I think this is pretty sweet, overall.

    Though, I don't take my vacation too often. I see it as a nice buffer that they have to pay me in case I get laid off.

    Oooh I so much envy you. You get nearly as much as everybody here, where I work. And use it ofcourse, as we have personal time too, not only work todo :-P

  • gilhad (unregistered) in reply to dan the man
    dan the man:
    fwip:
    When you outlaw firearms, only outlaws will have firearms.

    There, fixed that for ya

    There, fixed that for you - the way you broke it never-ever worked and never-ever will work

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to nobody
    nobody:
    The Wanderer:
    WonkoTheSane:
    Wait.. What.. Violence? armed enforcers? It may be different over there in Iraq but in the rest of the world there are normally quite civilised court processes for non payment of tax.. Never heard of some one being threatened with violence for non payment (CCJ maybe, violence? Naaah)
    What happens when you refuse to pay?

    You get taken to court, yes.

    And when you still refuse to pay?

    In practice, either your money is in the hands of other people (banks) who hand it over when so ordered despite your refusal, or your income gets garnished (paid before you get your hands on it, again despite your refusal).

    In theory, if you actually did keep your money in tangible form, kept it hidden where people couldn't find it to seize, and didn't have (or no longer had) an income to be garnished, then refusal to pay would get you sent to prison - for refusing a court order, if nothing else. And if you didn't cooperate with that, they would indeed use force to get you there - and if you used force to resist, they would bring in greater force, including any armaments they might need.

    So, yes, the "implicit threat of force" argument is valid, for taxation as for pretty much every other aspect of law. There are a lot of societal barriers to prevent it ever getting brought into play, but it does exist.

    And by choosing to live here, you are choosing to abide by the rules. Shut the fuck up about your idiocy.

    Yeah! And if you were a Jew living in Nazi Germany, you have no right to complain when they throw you in a concentration camp, because by choosing to live in Germany you chose to abide by their laws. Right?

    Funny how the lefties on this thread are making two key arguments: One: There should be laws to insure that every job provides some minimum level of pay and benefits. It's no answer to say that if your job isn't good enough you can always quit and get a better job, because that's not a practical choice for most people. And two: It's absurd to complain about the tax burden required for the government to establish these minimums, because by choosing to live in this country, you agree to abide by the laws.

    So, it's ridiculous to say that if you don't like your job you can always quit and get another job. But it's not ridiculous to say that if you don't like the law, you can always move to another country with different laws. Seems to me that getting a new job is way easier than moving to another country. By the way, in a free country, if you don't like any job available, you could always start your own business. What's your leftie equivalent to that? If I don't like the laws of any country I can move to, what, I can always start a revolution and create my own country?

  • ideo (unregistered) in reply to Hatterson
    Hatterson:
    ideo:
    Jay:
    dan the man:
    Warpedcow: This may come as a shock to you: people out there in the world have sex - they do it all the time, several times a year, even.... without paying for it. It can be great fun, and not nearly as dangerous as some would have you think, especially if you do it with the same person. You won't go to hell or anything if you're not married. And accidents do happen to intelligent people, too. Condom's break, medicine can interact with a birth control pill to make it ineffective.

    Hmm, so there are no possible adverse consequence to having sex, thus there's no reason for people not to do it all they want. But "accidents do happen" so the rest of society should then have to pay for the adverse consequences of your irresonsible sex.

    And how do you know that "you won't go to hell" for it? Have you received a direct divine revelation on this point, or did you simply make this up because it's what you would like to believe? (According to Christianity, any violation of God's laws is sufficient to send you to hell, but forgiveness is readily available to all just by asking for it, so no sin need send you to hell.)

    Apparently both your religious beliefs and your approach to practical decisions in life are based on the principle of "wishing makes it so".

    Well, since you chose the Umbrella corporation of "Christianity", i think i ought to point out that none of the "divine words" in their "holy book" actually condemn extra-marital sex.

    Only adultery. You know, violating the contract you made.

    It's actually a fun read, that bible (especially the OT), full of deceit, corruption, sex and intrigue, if you make it past the creation myths and the books-long literal interpretation of "Honor thy father and mother, that thy days may be long on [this earth]" bits.*

    *(hint: it's the begats. they're not talking about living long, they're talking about being remembered. If you don't make a tradition of remembering your ancestors, why would your descendants remember you?)

    To note: Although it may not be as explicitly stated as "you shall not commit adultery" the Bible has a fairly clear stance on sex before marriage (fornication).

    This wasn't as clearly stated in the Old Testament as in traditional Jewish society it simply didn't happen. Girls were married so young that it was almost an non-issue. In New Testament times this had changed more and there are many references condemning it.

    [Citation needed]

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to WonkoTheSane
    WonkoTheSane:
    Wait.. What.. Violence? armed enforcers? It may be different over there in Iraq but in the rest of the world there are normally quite civilised court processes for non payment of tax.. Never heard of some one being threatened with violence for non payment (CCJ maybe, violence? Naaah)

    If the courts did not have the power to send the police to your house with guns to force you to pay up, who would care what a judge says? Would you even bother to show up at court when you got the summons? Sure, most people obey the law without getting into a shoot-out with the police, but surely that is because they either (a) agree the law is a good idea and it's what they would have done anyway, in which case the law is irrelevant, or (b) know that they are not likely to win a shoot-out with the police, and so meekly hand over the money.

    If a mugger threatens me with a weapon and demands I give him my wallet, the fact that I meekly hand it over without him actually shooting me or stabbing me or beating me with the tire iron does not mean that I gave him the money voluntarily. Ditto when the government orders me to hand over money under threat of the police coming to collect it by force.

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to dan the man
    dan the man:
    Why do you assume I have a religion - as it happens I visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I assume from your answer that you are Christian.

    Okay, call it "your beliefs about religion" then. In any case, you make claims about factual questions -- what will send someone to hell, if indeed there is any such place -- based on ... what? You say your beliefs are based on science. Exactly what scientific experiment have you performed that tells you what will send someone to hell? Physics and chemistry are of no obvious help in answering such a question -- any more than they are in answering a question like "Did Julius Caeser really conquer Gaul?" or "What are the laws regarding marijuana use in Colorado?" Some questions are not scientific questions.

    Your beliefs aren't based on science. They are based on what you would like to believe. That is, wishful thinking.

    It's a fantastic principle, isn't it, sin.... sin is terrible, oh so terrible, you mustn't do it. But actually at the end of the day if you say sorry it doesn't matter and you go to heaven anyway.... hurra!!

    Yeah, pretty cool, isn't it! That why it baffles me why people refuse the offer. It's like someone on the street corner handing out thousand dollar bills and you refuse to take them because ... why?

    But wow, this thread has really gotten off anything related to computing.

  • Paul (unregistered) in reply to Aaron
    Aaron:
    A lot of people don't realize that it's perfectly acceptable (legally, at least) for employers to specify when their employees can or can't take their vacation

    ......

    A lot of us wouldn't take it sitting down, but it's still an acceptable practice - it's just not a very nice thing to do, especially in a wealthier corporation.

    In the UK it's really very common to specify when employees take at least some of their holidays.

    Many companies don't work on 'Bank Holidays' for instance, so the employees have to take those days off.

    Of course, it all depends how you count them. For instance, we give our employees 4 weeks, plus Bank Holidays, plus the week between Christmas & New Year. We could say that, or we could say they get '31 days a year and we'll tell you when you have to take 11 of them'. People don't seem to mind the first way of saying it, but might get upset at the second - even though it's identical.

  • Paul (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous
    Anonymous:
    25 days per year right here. I'm in the UK and this is absolutely standard, all the places I've worked have been around the 25 day mark.

    That's illegal!

    The minimum in the UK is 28 days a year. (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Employment/Employees/Timeoffandholidays/DG_10029788)

    Employers are allowed to tell you when you have them though, so Bank Holidays & National Holidays are included.

    So, the minimum is often really 20 days PLUS Bank Holidays. Or, if your company opens on Bank Holidays, then it's 28 days.

    (If you work part time, then it's pro-rata'd)

  • G-man (unregistered) in reply to RobFreundlich
    RobFreundlich:
    The exact text of the following email was much longer and bureaucratic, but as I am no longer employed by that company, I can't dig it out of archives, so I'm going to paraphrase.

    Date: mid- to late-November From: CEO To: All

    Dear Valued Employees,

    In order to provide our employees with more family time during the holidays (in keeping with our core value of family friendliness), $FRIGGIN_BIG_COMPANY will be closed during the week between Christmas and New Year's.

    Employees will be required to use vacation time during this week. Any employee who does not have enough vacation time accrued will be required to either borrow vacation time from next year or take the time unpaid.

    We wish you all a happy and healthy holiday season.

    Mr. CEO

    This is nothing unusual. We constantly have Collective holidays like this. Only instead of borrowing from next year (wchih can also be done) we are required to work or get unpayed holiday.

  • jeroen (unregistered) in reply to RobFreundlich

    That seems perfectly reasonable with me, our office closes around that period every year. Note that my contract allows management to plan 6 days off per year, which will be subtracted from my vacation days.

  • Anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Paul
    Paul:
    Anonymous:
    25 days per year right here. I'm in the UK and this is absolutely standard, all the places I've worked have been around the 25 day mark.

    That's illegal!

    The minimum in the UK is 28 days a year. (http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Employment/Employees/Timeoffandholidays/DG_10029788)

    Employers are allowed to tell you when you have them though, so Bank Holidays & National Holidays are included.

    So, the minimum is often really 20 days PLUS Bank Holidays. Or, if your company opens on Bank Holidays, then it's 28 days.

    (If you work part time, then it's pro-rata'd)

    You're right, I meant 25 days plus public holidays. So it's actually 25+8 = 33 days per annum.

  • fjf (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    dan the man:
    Why do you assume I have a religion - as it happens I visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I assume from your answer that you are Christian.

    Okay, call it "your beliefs about religion" then. In any case, you make claims about factual questions -- what will send someone to hell, if indeed there is any such place -- based on ... what? You say your beliefs are based on science. Exactly what scientific experiment have you performed that tells you what will send someone to hell? Physics and chemistry are of no obvious help in answering such a question -- any more than they are in answering a question like "Did Julius Caeser really conquer Gaul?" or "What are the laws regarding marijuana use in Colorado?" Some questions are not scientific questions.

    Side note: You are aware there are sciences other than physics and chemistry? Archaeology e.g., which may indeed produce evidence whether or not Caesar conquered Gaul.

    Jay:
    Your beliefs aren't based on science. They are based on what you would like to believe. That is, wishful thinking.
    Funny how you turn around the argument. Religions want us to believe all kinds of things, such as what will send you to hell, or that something like hell even exists. That's wishful thinking (the wish here being that you can ensure eternal life for yourself by following rules from millenia old societies).

    As an agnostic, I see no more reason to believe in the Christian version than in the Judaic or Muslim one or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And it doesn´t convince me when each religion basically claims: But we are right! The other religions are wrong, because we are right. We don't need to give evidence, because we are right. And therefore you must believe us.

    Jay:
    It's a fantastic principle, isn't it, sin.... sin is terrible, oh so terrible, you mustn't do it. But actually at the end of the day if you say sorry it doesn't matter and you go to heaven anyway.... hurra!!

    Yeah, pretty cool, isn't it! That why it baffles me why people refuse the offer. It's like someone on the street corner handing out thousand dollar bills and you refuse to take them because ... why?

    More like someone handing out rules that he wants you to obey, and if you do, you'll get a thousand dollars -- of course, after your death, so if you won't get them, you can't complain anymore.

  • (cs)

    From a friends facebook post: "The T and the G key are very close to each other on the keyboard. Never really payed much attention to that before. On a related note, I will never end a work email with "Regards" again. On another related note, I have sensitivity training tomorrow morning"

  • Hatterson (unregistered) in reply to ideo
    ideo:
    Hatterson:
    To note: Although it may not be as explicitly stated as "you shall not commit adultery" the Bible has a fairly clear stance on sex before marriage (fornication).

    This wasn't as clearly stated in the Old Testament as in traditional Jewish society it simply didn't happen. Girls were married so young that it was almost an non-issue. In New Testament times this had changed more and there are many references condemning it.

    [Citation needed]

    Deuteronomy 22 among others. I would think a trivial Google search would provide many more. Off the top of my head I believe 1 Corinthians 6 are a couple Hebrews 13.

  • Hatterson (unregistered) in reply to Randy Snicker
    Randy Snicker:
    Hatterson:
    Granted it's a douchebag move to do from a personnel/personal perspective, but it makes perfect sense from a logical/accounting perspective.

    Slavery makes perfect sense from an accounting perspective.

    Yep, there's the Strawman/Slippery Slope I was expecting

  • Calli Arcale (unregistered) in reply to ideo
    ideo:
    Hatterson:
    To note: Although it may not be as explicitly stated as "you shall not commit adultery" the Bible has a fairly clear stance on sex before marriage (fornication).

    This wasn't as clearly stated in the Old Testament as in traditional Jewish society it simply didn't happen. Girls were married so young that it was almost an non-issue. In New Testament times this had changed more and there are many references condemning it.

    [Citation needed]

    What the hey, I'll provide the citations. They're not really hard to find. I just searched for "virgin". Note, however, that the Bible (and especially the OT) tends not to talk about women very much. It's written for men. You have to often infer what these things mean for women.

    Monetary (or barter equivalent) penalty for men who have sex before marriage: Exodus 22:16-17 If a man seduces a virgin who is not pledged to be married and sleeps with her, he must pay the bride-price, and she shall be his wife. If her father absolutely refuses to give her to him, he must still pay the bride-price for virgins.

    A single woman who isn't a virgin can't marry a high priest (it goes on to bar anybody who is deformed or simply unsightly from coming anywhere near the Holy of Holies): Leviticus 21:14-15 The woman he marries must be a virgin. He must not marry a widow, a divorced woman, or a woman defiled by prostitution, but only a virgin from his own people, so he will not defile his offspring among his people. I am the LORD, who makes him holy.

    This is a long one. Claiming that your wife wasn't a virgin when you married her (which is sufficient grounds, in the OT, to divorce her) is such a horrific slander that you will have to pay 100 silver shekels -- if her family can somehow prove she was a virgin at the time. If they can't, she gets stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22:13-22 If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, "I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity," then the girl's father and mother shall bring proof that she was a virgin to the town elders at the gate. The girl's father will say to the elders, "I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her. Now he has slandered her and said, 'I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.' But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity." Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town, and the elders shall take the man and punish him. They shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver and give them to the girl's father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives. If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil from among you.

    Next verse: if you're married and you are caught sleeping with a woman not your wife, you and she will both get the death penalty. Deuteronomy 22:22If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die. You must purge the evil from Israel.

    Following right on from that, if you're unmarried and have sex with a betrothed girl who either consents or doesn't put up enough of a fight, you both get stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the girl because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man's wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

    If she does scream, or if it's out in the country where nobody could hear, they're a little nicer to her (though she's gonna have a heck of a time finding a husband). Deuteronomy 22:25-26 But if out in the country a man happens to meet a girl pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. Do nothing to the girl; she has committed no sin deserving death.

    But this only applies if she's betrothed. If not (which probably means she's less than 12 years old), you have to pay her father, and she has to marry you, and you're not allowed to ever get divorced. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

    That's probably enough for now.

  • Bim Job (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    dan the man:
    Why do you assume I have a religion - as it happens I visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I assume from your answer that you are Christian.

    Okay, call it "your beliefs about religion" then. In any case, you make claims about factual questions -- what will send someone to hell, if indeed there is any such place -- based on ... what? You say your beliefs are based on science. Exactly what scientific experiment have you performed that tells you what will send someone to hell? Physics and chemistry are of no obvious help in answering such a question -- any more than they are in answering a question like "Did Julius Caeser really conquer Gaul?" or "What are the laws regarding marijuana use in Colorado?" Some questions are not scientific questions.

    Your beliefs aren't based on science. They are based on what you would like to believe. That is, wishful thinking.

    It's a fantastic principle, isn't it, sin.... sin is terrible, oh so terrible, you mustn't do it. But actually at the end of the day if you say sorry it doesn't matter and you go to heaven anyway.... hurra!!

    Yeah, pretty cool, isn't it! That why it baffles me why people refuse the offer. It's like someone on the street corner handing out thousand dollar bills and you refuse to take them because ... why?

    But wow, this thread has really gotten off anything related to computing.

    Blaise Pascal, is that you?

  • Bim Job (unregistered) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    dan the man:
    Why do you assume I have a religion - as it happens I visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I assume from your answer that you are Christian.

    Okay, call it "your beliefs about religion" then. In any case, you make claims about factual questions -- what will send someone to hell, if indeed there is any such place -- based on ... what? You say your beliefs are based on science. Exactly what scientific experiment have you performed that tells you what will send someone to hell? Physics and chemistry are of no obvious help in answering such a question -- any more than they are in answering a question like "Did Julius Caeser really conquer Gaul?" or "What are the laws regarding marijuana use in Colorado?" Some questions are not scientific questions.

    Your beliefs aren't based on science. They are based on what you would like to believe. That is, wishful thinking.

    It's a fantastic principle, isn't it, sin.... sin is terrible, oh so terrible, you mustn't do it. But actually at the end of the day if you say sorry it doesn't matter and you go to heaven anyway.... hurra!!

    Yeah, pretty cool, isn't it! That why it baffles me why people refuse the offer. It's like someone on the street corner handing out thousand dollar bills and you refuse to take them because ... why?

    But wow, this thread has really gotten off anything related to computing.

    Blaise Pascal, is that you?

  • ideo (unregistered) in reply to Hatterson
    Hatterson:
    ideo:
    Hatterson:
    To note: Although it may not be as explicitly stated as "you shall not commit adultery" the Bible has a fairly clear stance on sex before marriage (fornication).

    This wasn't as clearly stated in the Old Testament as in traditional Jewish society it simply didn't happen. Girls were married so young that it was almost an non-issue. In New Testament times this had changed more and there are many references condemning it.

    [Citation needed]

    Deuteronomy 22 among others. I would think a trivial Google search would provide many more. Off the top of my head I believe 1 Corinthians 6 are a couple Hebrews 13.

    Deut. 22 talks about a lot of things, including not plowing with an ox and an ass together, and not mixing cotton with silk (thanks DannyD!), but the only thing it says about extra-marital sex is that if you get caught! you're gonna hafta get married.

    Oh, and that, if you're a woman and don't bleed on your consummation, your husband can invoke the lemon law and have you stoned. Righteous.

    1 Corinthians 6 talks about "sexual immorality", without indication of what that means, except for explicitly citing prostitutes and implying a link from there to said immorality.

    Hebrews 13 again cites either whoremongers (yup, pimps) or the "sexually immoral" as worthy of god's judgement. Doesn't say a thing about sex in general, or fornication in particular.

    Seems like so far all you've found are references to selling your "god-given temple" for petty cash. In fact, the term fornication didn't even appear in the definition you use it until the 14th century.

    Stop being obtuse, Hatterson. You're usually much more lucid than this.

  • ideo (unregistered) in reply to Calli Arcale
    Calli Arcale:
    ideo:
    Hatterson:
    To note: Although it may not be as explicitly stated as "you shall not commit adultery" the Bible has a fairly clear stance on sex before marriage (fornication).

    This wasn't as clearly stated in the Old Testament as in traditional Jewish society it simply didn't happen. Girls were married so young that it was almost an non-issue. In New Testament times this had changed more and there are many references condemning it.

    [Citation needed]

    What the hey, I'll provide the citations.

    [SNIP GIANT READING COMPREHENSION FAIL]

    That's probably enough for now.

    #DEITY, is it ever. You missed the point, buddy, by citing almost exclusively adulterous situations. The one valid one you bring up only applies, according to the text itself, if they are found, i.e. in flagrante delicto.

    Btw, that's quite a vicious translation you have there, buddy. Must be the new super-church self-righteous born-again bible, rather than the "standard" texts.

    You drive on with your bad self!

  • Calli Arcale (unregistered) in reply to ideo
    ideo:
    #DEITY, is it ever. You missed the point, buddy, by citing almost exclusively adulterous situations. The one valid one you bring up only applies, according to the text itself, if they are found, i.e. in flagrante delicto.

    Btw, that's quite a vicious translation you have there, buddy. Must be the new super-church self-righteous born-again bible, rather than the "standard" texts.

    You drive on with your bad self!

    Several regard to situations where neither party is married; they count as references. The assertion was that the OT does not condemn anything other than adultery. I merely wished to point out that this was not true.

    BTW, the translation was just the easiest one to find. New International Version. It is generally considered accurate; what's vicious is not the translation but ancient cultures. The ancient Hebrews were actually not particularly unusual in their attitudes towards extramarital sex. You can find similar attitudes among the Babylonians, who were of course close contemporaries and substantially influenced the course of Hebrew civilization.

    (And in case you were wondering, I do not regard myself as a born-again Christian.)

  • sino (unregistered) in reply to Calli Arcale
    Calli Arcale:
    ideo:
    #DEITY, is it ever. You missed the point, buddy, by citing almost exclusively adulterous situations. The one valid one you bring up only applies, according to the text itself, if they are found, i.e. in flagrante delicto.

    Btw, that's quite a vicious translation you have there, buddy. Must be the new super-church self-righteous born-again bible, rather than the "standard" texts.

    You drive on with your bad self!

    Several regard to situations where neither party is married; they count as references. The assertion was that the OT does not condemn anything other than adultery. I merely wished to point out that this was not true.

    BTW, the translation was just the easiest one to find. New International Version. It is generally considered accurate; what's vicious is not the translation but ancient cultures. The ancient Hebrews were actually not particularly unusual in their attitudes towards extramarital sex. You can find similar attitudes among the Babylonians, who were of course close contemporaries and substantially influenced the course of Hebrew civilization.

    (And in case you were wondering, I do not regard myself as a born-again Christian.)

    [Weasel words - who considers it accurate? The same people that mis-translated it the last over 9000 times?]

    No, only one of your verses referred to a situation where BOTH parties were unmarried and willing. The rest were either both adulterers or one adulterer, one unwed, plus or minus rape and prostitutes.

    Incidentally, the cultures weren't necessarily vicious, except by modern pussified standards. Rape, murder and violence were just plain vanilla boring normal until somewhere around the 14th century. Whoops, 20th century? Eh, whatever.

    (And in case you were wondering, I don't give two shits about what kind of Christian you regard yourself as.)

  • (cs) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    If a mugger threatens me with a weapon and demands I give him my wallet, the fact that I meekly hand it over without him actually shooting me or stabbing me or beating me with the tire iron does not mean that I gave him the money voluntarily. Ditto when the government orders me to hand over money under threat of the police coming to collect it by force.
    The reason the government has to take money like this is because of people like you, who like to live in a society such as the US, but don't want to contribute anything to it.

    I also pay taxes and the government use it to maintain roads I never drive on, give healthcare to people I never met and so on...

  • anonymous french coward (unregistered) in reply to Kiss me I'm Polish
    Kiss me I'm Polish:
    In France (35h week) the workday is divided in two parts: 8:00-12:00, 2 hour lunch break, 14:00-17:00. So if the company is far from where you live, you're screwed - it's impossible to drive home and back to work and prepare somethig to eat in the meantime. Most people will go to the company cafeteria and go right back to work, effectively giving the company some unpaid time.

    Actually, the law states 35h/week but you do work 40h/week. In compensation, you get some free holidays (10 a years) in addition to our 5 weeks/year.

    A typical workday depends on the company but 9-6 is pretty standard. I don't know any IT company which starts at 8, at least in Paris.

  • Anonymous (unregistered) in reply to bjolling
    bjolling:
    Jay:
    If a mugger threatens me with a weapon and demands I give him my wallet, the fact that I meekly hand it over without him actually shooting me or stabbing me or beating me with the tire iron does not mean that I gave him the money voluntarily. Ditto when the government orders me to hand over money under threat of the police coming to collect it by force.
    The reason the government has to take money like this is because of people like you, who like to live in a society such as the US, but don't want to contribute anything to it.

    I also pay taxes and the government use it to maintain roads I never drive on, give healthcare to people I never met and so on...

    To paraphrase, you do what you have to do to live in a functional society. I agree with you entirely (and I live in the UK so I pay way more tax than you guys would be used to). It's a great shame that so many people don't feel they have to contribute to the society they live in, a society that supports them and grants them all the rights and privileges they take for granted. But hey, fate has a way of buttf*cking us all in the end so they'll get what's coming to them sooner or later.

  • Writing rubbish code (unregistered) in reply to davedavenotdavemaybedave

    I have always worked in the UK and have have never had less than 26 days paid holiday + public holidays (Easter, etc). Sick leave has always been paid at full pay for 6 months, then 1/2 pay for 6 months.

    I think it depends on the company you work for. I tend to work for large companies (bank, multi-national) but could see things being different for smaller companies.

  • Geordie (unregistered) in reply to V
    V:
    Anon:
    Note that, if you chose to work the extra hour, it must done within the same two-week pay period.

    The [evil] genius here is that it makes it impossible to take all two weeks of vacation at once (unless you burn through sick / personal time).

    Of course, as always, TRWTF is that 2 weeks a year vacation is considered acceptable in the US.

    Why, what is other places?

    I live in Vancouver BC and have been at my job for three years; this year I get five weeks of paid holidays. Last year the most senior employee got eleven weeks; the year before he got twelve.

  • Antimidas (unregistered) in reply to RobFreundlich

    I know of a bank that had that policy. They called it the "Home for the Holidays" program. They would furlough all consultants at Thanksgiving and then expect them to come back after Jan 1. Of course they were not paid for that time and the bank even requested that the consulting company not place those employees on other contracts because their skills were desperately needed.

  • (cs) in reply to fjf

    At my work site, there's always a 'mandatory shutdown' between Christmas and New Year, but people can arrange to work then if they really really must (with the advisory warnings that first aiders and such won't be around so they're taking a risk doing so), plus on those days we can take miscellaneous leave or recreation leave at our discretion.

    fjf:
    Jay:
    dan the man:
    Why do you assume I have a religion - as it happens I visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I assume from your answer that you are Christian.

    Okay, call it "your beliefs about religion" then. In any case, you make claims about factual questions -- what will send someone to hell, if indeed there is any such place -- based on ... what? You say your beliefs are based on science. Exactly what scientific experiment have you performed that tells you what will send someone to hell? Physics and chemistry are of no obvious help in answering such a question -- any more than they are in answering a question like "Did Julius Caeser really conquer Gaul?" or "What are the laws regarding marijuana use in Colorado?" Some questions are not scientific questions.

    Side note: You are aware there are sciences other than physics and chemistry? Archaeology e.g., which may indeed produce evidence whether or not Caesar conquered Gaul.

    Jay:
    Your beliefs aren't based on science. They are based on what you would like to believe. That is, wishful thinking.
    Funny how you turn around the argument. Religions want us to believe all kinds of things, such as what will send you to hell, or that something like hell even exists. That's wishful thinking (the wish here being that you can ensure eternal life for yourself by following rules from millenia old societies).

    As an agnostic, I see no more reason to believe in the Christian version than in the Judaic or Muslim one or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And it doesn´t convince me when each religion basically claims: But we are right! The other religions are wrong, because we are right. We don't need to give evidence, because we are right. And therefore you must believe us.

    Jay:
    It's a fantastic principle, isn't it, sin.... sin is terrible, oh so terrible, you mustn't do it. But actually at the end of the day if you say sorry it doesn't matter and you go to heaven anyway.... hurra!!

    Yeah, pretty cool, isn't it! That why it baffles me why people refuse the offer. It's like someone on the street corner handing out thousand dollar bills and you refuse to take them because ... why?

    More like someone handing out rules that he wants you to obey, and if you do, you'll get a thousand dollars -- of course, after your death, so if you won't get them, you can't complain anymore.
    More like someone handing out rules which everyone has broken and there's a resulting billion dollar fine for breaking them, and then paying the fine for you because you can't pay it yourself and would be stuck in jail, and then you have the option of of being forever grateful to the person who paid your fine or telling them to mind their own business as you figure you can find your own way out of it.

    Actually it's more like being on a plane which is going to crash and the law of gravity says that if you jump out you'll die when you hit the ground, and you have the options of ignoring gravity and hoping it goes away, or having as much fun as you can on the way down, or trying to flap your arms, or taking the parachute that's offered to you, and then being thankful to the awesome person who gave you their parachute instead of saying 'thanks but I think I'll hop in another plane even though it didn't work out last time'.

    (Also, using metaphors to illustrate moral principles is like when your in a train that gets to the end of the line but it crashes through the buffers and keeps going because the driver was reading his email on his Blackberry because it's company policy to always have access to company email and a message had just been sent to all stuff notifying them that there was a malfunction in the automatic emergency braking system that's supposed to activate when the train gets close to the end of the line which is ironic because the email was supposed to have the effect of increasing safety but because of bad timing it actually reduced safety, but explaining the joke makes it unfunny and this sentence is way too long plus it turned out that somehow the train ended up running onto another line, which is to say metaphorically that the topic of this absurd sentence went off the rails but ended up being about corporate emails so it was kinda relevant to the original topic of this thread even though I didn't mean to be discussing that at all. Oh and I'd better close my parentheses.)

  • (cs) in reply to filo
    filo:
    GettinSadda:
    Dear Gerald F.

    Please can you provide a supply of toilet paper with numbered sheets.

    Thanks

    Maybe you should get your allocation from stationary before proceeding.

    Leave me out of this, please.

  • Timmay (unregistered) in reply to RobFreundlich

    That wouldn't be a Netherlands company with a major division in Cleveland, OH, would it? Because the manufacturing people there got that same email this last holiday season...

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to ideo
    ideo:
    the only thing it says about extra-marital sex is that if you get caught! you're gonna hafta get married.
    ideo:
    The one valid one you bring up only applies, according to the text itself, if they are found, i.e. in flagrante delicto.
    You've conveniently forgotten a few facts.
    • If she was already promised to another man, you'd be stoned to death. You'd have been hard pressed to find a girl who wasn't, unless maybe you were a pedophile. Because...

    • Girls were married very young to ensure their livelihood. With very little means of income on their own, their alternatives outside their father's house were marriage, prostitution, or begging. Which is why, even if you only "hafta get married"...

    • You could never divorce her. She and her children and her children's children were all guaranteed food, clothing, and shelter - for life - and a share of your family inheritance. A fair trade, since...

    • Her father would otherwise have to support her if he didn't want her becoming a prostitute. She could never marry anyone else. No other man would want to marry her, and she'd risk death by stoning.

    But I'm curious about this idea that it's okay to break laws as long as you don't get caught. Isn't the point of the law to punish people if they get caught? How do you make laws that punish people who don't get caught? That doesn't imply that it's okay if you're not caught.

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