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As is the fact that it seems to be almost impossible to have a thread without someone bitching about forum software.
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To be fair, running a discussion forum about bad software engineering practices run on perhaps the worst forum software available was playing with fire from the offset, really.
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Yeah me too. That was poor.
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That article on the battleship getting lost says "they stopped short of blaming Windows NT on the problem". Yeah, I don't suppose a battleship getting lost was responsible for the creation of an operating system.
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I created a little helper class that in the worst situation will simply tell you that
"" is a required key in the web.config
It is due to incorrect usage though [H] and the stack dump tells you where in your code you are passing "" to the helper [6]
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I stayed at a hotel in Nantucket once and they had a local TV feed which (usually) showed the center of town, only in this case it showed the blue screen of death.
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I've seen a VB runtime error on an ATM before, shame I didn't have a digital camera handy at the time.
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Ahem, Subversion is its own tool and has got nothing to do with VSS. See http://subversion.tigris.org.
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Until maybe around 2000, ATMs run the 16-bit version of OS/2, 1.x... I don't know if they've been upgraded recently to Warp 4, but my guess is no, and a lot of them have converted to an embedded OS, which is a shame. Until recently, ATMs used to be as reliable as the IBM 9020E in its early days of operation, only breaking down b/c the parts replacement biz became difficult.
I don't know how many times I've gone to a store ATM and suffer incomplete transactions, or can't get a balance check, or widly different interfaces (some new ones are totally solo touch screen).
How disappointing, since ATM fees used to be a lot less than they are now, and you got a reliable service (cash convienence), and a standard interface that was simple to use.
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You don't know the half of it. Diebold uses windows in it's ATMs, the scaled down version mind you. that still didn't stop this from popping up.
Embedded Windows is a scary scary thing.
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Don't worry, there's only seven or so words to guess from.
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I've been saying TheDailyWTF.com's forum software IS a WTF. Actually I can't think of a single forum I've used (aside from blog comment pages) where I can't edit or preview my response.
I've even added this site as a WTF to one SideBarWTF forum category this summer.
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It drifted gently along the ocean.
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I've seen numerous NT crash messages on the screens of the new German railway ticket vending machines that have been introduced some time in the last decade. And it's not like I travelled by train every day.
Also, the German railway company ("Deutsche Bahn") for some reason still likes to use analog train arrival/departure displays that are off by one for every tenth letter or so. I think the worst spelling error I've seen as a result was "Regiomalexorers" instead of "Regionalexpress". At least the displayed time of arrival rsp. departure seems to be quite reliable (modulo late trains, that is).
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IMO they should rename the "Post" button to "I'm Feeling Lucky".
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> It's strange the things that run on standard Windows sometimes.
Indeed. On more than one occasion I've seen the Cable Guide channel display a runtime error message (unable to parse xml file). Even funnier when it shows the Windows desktop and someone mousing around trying to fix the problem.
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Oh. My. Gawd.
I think I will complete all my banking transactions in person now.
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here's another:
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Or this one:
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What now?
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Yes, I know, that's why I said what I did. The screen shots are VSS from within Visual Studio, not SVN or any of the apps that work with it.
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Still, they look A LOT better than the crap they use in their dubious electronic VOTING machines.
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
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Both correct and yet both perhaps missing the point :)
Subversion can't be managed from the Source Control dialog in Visual Studio. It has it's own plugin that puts AnkhSVN pop-up menus everywhere. The screen shot of the source control dialog sohw a developer, using Subversion, trying to bind his project to a (presumably non-existant) VSS server. Clearly, this isn't going to work.
The fact that the SCC Provider was Subversion wasn't terribly relevant except to explain why the error message appeared. The catch, of course, is that "Completed Successfully" was an "Unexpected Error", instead of something more reasonable like "No source control provider found".
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It's strange the things that run on standard Windows sometimes.
Perhaps one of my scariest pop-up experiences was when I was looking at the Arrivals/Departures monitor at the airport and a standard Windows error dialog popped up. Thankfully I wasn't the one flying that day.
One of the ticket machines at Leeds station yesterday had a SQL Server error on the screen. They run Win 2000, as one of the other ones was shoing the startup screen.
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Me too...that is way lame. And after all that build up.
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The unnamed file one is so lame. You can get that dialog from almost any program. For instance, open notepad, select File|Open and just type in "unnamed". Press OK and there it is. It is more of a user error than anything else.
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<FONT face=Verdana>me too! wtf is this???</FONT>
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Happened to me, took a photo of it with my camera phone.
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That's not suprising, you're supposed to plug a keyboard in then confirm that you have done so by pressing F12.
Why do people have trouble with this?
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I live in a small town and one day I was watching TV and switched to the local news channel, and there was a BSOD on the TV. It stayed there for about 3 hours before someone at the TV station fixed it.
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Gas station I stop at regularly (BP) has fairly new pumps that are VERY obviously using Win/IE for the interface. They didn't turn off "Show image download placeholders" (and apparently they're not caching either) because every time it goes to a new page, you see that familiar empty box with the little "graphic" icon in the corner for a second before the image loads.
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Early in 2005, I was in a major US airport waiting for my connecting flight to the UK. There was a security office across from the gate. Inside the office was a desk that was clearly visible whenever the door opened, and it was obvious (having seen this screen quite a few times myself - but not in YEARS) that the computer on the desk was running Windows NT 4.0 Workstation. Certainly boosted my confidence in their level of "security"...
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Nope. This can happen with perfectly fine client code, it's an MFC bug. Try this with MFC6:
The result will be the error message you see above. As to why, it's really simple: the CFile::Rename implementation does not pass any filename to the CFileException it throws, and CFileException substitutes an empty filename with "an unnamed file".
Simple as that.
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Ok, now I see why it's good to register. The code should read like this:
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Golf one = classic!
It reminds me of this time I was over at a nursing home, in my grandma's room. (Yes, I'm still young enough for her to me alive. :P) Anyways, I turned on the TV to the announcements channel that the nursing home runs-- guess what I saw? BSOD. Turns out it was just a powerpoint being outputted on cable...
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You don't know half of it...
When working as a consultant (2001 I think it was, maybe early 2002) I got an interview for a possible contract job at a major airline (who will remain nameless here).
When asking about their environment they told me they were in the process of moving from NT 3.5 (not 3.51) to NT4 SP3 (not Win2K which had been out for over a year).
After I Asked why they use such an old product they answered it was corporate policy from the security department to never use the latest version of anything.
So they had to run on the second to last patchlevel of the second to last minor release of the second to last major release (or older) of everything, never anything newer, for "security" reasons.
Someone had decided that anything newer than that is never tested thoroughly enough (never mind that many of those updates introduced are to fix security flaws)...
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Sounds reasonable, especially if you're mucking around with airplanes.
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Not using the latest major release can definitely be justified by safety and security concerns - but avoiding the latest bugfixes is idiotic.
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Wasn't NJ Liberty by any chance was it ? Saw D/A board showing black DOS screen showing the dreaded "Keyboard Error - Press F1" on 16th March about 17:00. Location: Bottom of AirTrain Escalator into terminal C. Didn;t worry me though. I fly Continental and they use string, wire and paper tape to hold planes together built pre-windows so I felt much less worried.
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The departure boards at Birmingham New Street station. On more than one occasion I've seen one of a bank of about 20 screens showing an error message instead of the train times.
And when I was at a supermarket cafe once, the till crashed - it was running NT.
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Fuck Cock Bitch Shit Ass hole
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That source control plugin looks a LOT like the IBM (Ir)rational ClearCase Plugin for VS.
Yes, a particular client of ours uses that. Why am I not dead yet? Because everyone else is to busy getting that piece of s**t to work!!
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