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I find the phrase "please bang on the keyboard like a monkey" hilarious.
It might be less funny if I was good friends with a monkey, though.
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Obviously this is the now famous year 2008 bug; it was supposed to have happened in the year 2000, but the processors were not fast enough to keep up!
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Of course, this would later be picked up by Genuine Windows Authentication;
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I happen to know someone who has a pet monkey (they live on a farm), and the monkey is not amused!
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Ah, but eventually a "Critical Update" will be issued to stop it grassing on you and a cryptic knowledge base article will show you how to remove [a specific version of] the "Please don't steal me' message from your logon screen!
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This is obviously a cracked version of windows. Editing the runlimit value is an old cracker trick.
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<wink>So if it's well known how to crack windows, why all the fuss about the activation hoo-ha </wink>
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ZDNET.com recently published an article containing the top 10 quotes from Bill Gates; my personal favourite was along the lines of
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Please bang on keys like a monkey, uh oh, flung feces overload error... press any key to continue...
CAPTCHA:poprocks
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I just sent the "monkey" one to a coworker, thinking he'd find it amusing. A few moments later I heard "bang bang bang".
He thought it was a website or something and was trying to do it.
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Alas, I have an entire office full of this class of worker to deal with - actually, no, I wish I had an office full of this class of worker to deal with - my lot are often worse!
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Exactly how does one bang on a monkey?
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Very carefully, otherwise you'll fall off.
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There is actually nothing wierd about the "Bang on your keyboard like a monkey" line. Generally, what the software does is crop the least signifiant figures off the time every time it gets a key stroke, then, when it gets enough, it uses that data as a seed in a random number generator, to come up with an encryption key.
It's really the best way to do it.
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Just more evidence of liberal bias among developers.
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<blockquote>Exactly how does one bang on a monkey?</blockquote>
I keep trying but it keeps telling me I'm banging more like a gibbon.
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Now, now - this is a restaurant locator, not a delivery locator. You may be looking for a Papa John's to pick up from.
Personally, however, I wouldn't drive 1000 milimeters to eat Papa John's pizza.Admin
I'd tell you, but this forum is rated PG.
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But the Remedy BC date is the biggest WTF, if it actually is what it appears to be: someone taking trouble to build in functionality that cannot serve any useful purpose. (Any Remedy users out there that can shed any light?)
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Heh, I tried a Google Maps search on "Papa John's near 45221" and the first hit is only 0.2 miles away!
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It could be a programmer ammusing himself. Or they could have reused the dialoge from another app that, for some reason, needed BC. Or they invented a time machine.
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And undermined by a vast right frame conspiracy.
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Navigation: Left is right and right is wrong. Depends on the intended audience, I guess.
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I'm from Scandinavia (Sweden), and I say contact the guy who didn't load the driver in the first place!
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We use remedy where I work and indeed all of the data dialog boxes have the option of BC
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Was I the only one who absolutely loved this one? My girlfriend did too, and she knows zilch about computers :D
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My coworkers have asked me to stop making "monkey noises" as I compose this reply.
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You mean Windows Genuine Advantage, </nitpick> which btw is the worst name ever, or the best slap in one's face ever, take your pick.
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David Stricker in 45221 if you're reading this I will be returning from a semester abroad to get my degree. Do you know anyone hiring entry level CS grads in Ohio?? I'd like to stay in the state because of my family and friends.
If you can make any suggestions I'll drive to Papa Johns and get you your pizza.
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Taking the car for a 1000 millimeter distance would be a real WTF.
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I think, that demanding "banging like a monkey" from user is bad... Maybe someone doesn't know how to do it, but would "walk on keyboard like a cat" really well.
It should be more generalized! Entropy for everyone!
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No, but it would have been even better if it said "Please bang on the keyboard like a GOOD LITTLE monkey."
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You obviously don't live in Los Angeles.
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Actually, recent research at the University of Really Smart People has shown that a cat walking across the keyboard is superior to real or simulated monkeys. The principal investigator recommends that software be bundled with a free kitten to effect this.
--Rank
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What...? You mean I was suppose to remember that password and not just bang on the keyboard like a monkey? Where's the "Too late. Already Forgot" button?
--Rank
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WTF is an Avertissement? The real one is that the caption is in French ("warning") and the message is in English. Should read:
Vous rappellerez-vous ce mot de passe?
Which gets translated back to:
Will you remember this password?
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"Please bang on the keyboard like a monkey".
That's just priceless.
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actually, the "bang on the keyboard like a monkey" is what you have to do in order to get entropy for /dev/random. imho mouse is better for that but not everyone can use one, eh?
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Interesting.
I wonder what Paula would have banged in.
Any guesses?
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Actually, the REAL WTF is "Papa John's" and "pizza" being in the same sentence together.
Oops! I just did it again.
Crap. This is tricky.
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Last one is particular is a WIN.
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The project managers settled upon French developers after the Germans ("You will remember password!") and the old Soviet-era developers ("You will forget password immediately!") didn't work out.
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He's an American.
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The program needs a source of truly random data, something it can't get on it's own. The sufficiently insignifigant digits of the time between keypresses is truly random.
"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance." —Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory, 1969
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Windows Update: so reliable that it's accurate to six ten-billionths of a byte.
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Her direct supervisor?
I'm not sure if she'd do it like a monkey though...
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Bad at math?
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Would be funnier if it said "Coach number NaN of Exception: Cannot divide by zero"
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Ah, I remember this well. Generally, it was right - doing the same thing again did produce the same error. (Though sometimes the second time crashed the program instead...) I used to have several interesting Pro/DESKTOP errors (including a nice example of a blank error message), but I think I might've lost them in one of my PC upgrades.