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I agree. Somebody wants to pretend they're able to write BOFH stories and are failing miserably.
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They even had some WTFs in the news a few years ago.
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It wasn't the only printer on campus? Ah, that takes me back...
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Absolutely hate these stories. What is the point of this one? You asked the guy to show you something? And you yelled at him? Wow, big man on campus.
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This story was beyond lame. That is all.
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How did Hanzo avoid being fired for acting irate on the job? An even better question is how did Hanzo avoid mandatory sensitivity training for possession of a penis?
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Wow, these Hanzo stories are consistently even worse than the usual content. Please fire this writer already.
Aside from that, TRWTF is that they have to send a tech out - and charge the customer - to have them enter some secret code to reset the machine. If support told me that I'd tell them 1) don't bother, I'll find the secret code on Google and 2) I won't be doing business with them anymore.
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Unless it's FOX. Where they do the opposite.
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Didn't Rammstein write a song about that?
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It was good until the Book of Five Rings quote. Seriously? And lampshading how out of place the quote was didn't help. The "we fight our share of monsters" was so cliche.
At first the quotes matched the story enough to be funny but now WTF??
The only explanation I can think of is that the Hanzo really does spout off those quotes at work.
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I would rather come here and not have a story than these retarded Hanzo stories.
@author:
If you are Hanzo: This is basically standard "stupid management stuff" you will find anywhere you work with more than a couple employees. Either escalate this more, get over it or search a new job but this is plain boring.
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München -> Munich -> Monaco
is way more fun, due to the ambiguity :-)
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Must be one shitty car if the techs need one week to get to Dresden. :)
I once had an apprenticeship in a company that provided IT-support in the northern part of Germany. When we got a call, we would usually be there during the next day.
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Hanzo story? Nope, skipping.
The Daily (except when we post Hanzo stories which are really just shit-fests that wish they were as interesting as snoofle) WTF.
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One problem though is that sometimes - yes, the procedure is documented - but no, it's a @#%@#$ to give out due to security policies.
For instance, one vendor I know is a security software company. Their product has rigorous tamper protection controls, and to uninstall you have to put that machine via a management console into a "disabled" mode, or get a special uninstall key and instructions from support, which requires also being an authorized contact.
But if that uninstall key doesn't, well, work, they have a "manual" uninstall process involving unloading a LOT of registry keys, drivers, services, etc. They can't just hand the instructions out. They have to do it themselves over a remote session AND they have to notify their Engineering folks that they need to do it AND get authorization from Engineering to go ahead and use that procedure.
So yes, unloading some services, filter drivers, and registry keys can take some "behind the scenes" magic. Bonus: throw it in safe mode and their software doesn't work unless you follow a not-advised-by-support procedure to enable it in Safe Mode. So... broken either way.
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His job should be anonymization, not trying to tell fictional (the F in SF) stories!
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I had a really witty derogatory comment to make about Hanzo stories, but I accidentally filled it with unwarranted references to unrelated books, and then padded it out with a large amount of boring.
So I posted this instead.
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At one of the jobs that I volunteer for, they have a saying: "don't let the truth get in the way of a good story."
For this site, it should be "don't let the creativity get in the way of a good story."
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Please go the way of snoofle. Your stories always end anticlimactically. They're boring. Take classes and learn how to write better.
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Some Haikus:
The Tales of Hanzo The disappointment must end Immediately
Hanzo Samurai The Daily Site cannot keep Decreasing traffic
Soon terminating The book of five rings stories Will gain readership
Mandatory Fun Funny for the mockery Hanzo cannot be
Look, I have two more Hanzo stories left in me. TWO. If I see two more Hanzo stories posted, I'm deleting this site. I've been reading for well over 5 years. I have a Daily WTF sticker from being part of a contest. I enjoy this site, but my readership has dropped 50% since Hanzo stories started. I hate clicking on a story and dreading it to be a Hanzo story. Two more Hanzo stories and I'm out.
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You're not even going to learn how we delete a site. That's our trade secret and we're not telling you.
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Bullying a vendor until they broke policy and told you something you weren't supposed to know? I was expecting the solution to involve something a bit more clever than yelling. Example: Surreptitiously recording the tech working to find the right sequence of steps, social engineering to trick the company into divulging their reset process, or really anything more shrewd than screaming at someone until they cave.
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Name of countries may be translated, but not names of universities. UCLA and UCSD don't become UKLA and UKSD (or more likely KULA and KUSD) in German. (California = Kalifornien)
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He had practiced his "irate customer" voice before he called the hotline,
Outside of Germany, the "irate customer" voice is a Christian-Bale-level furious rant.
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I'll let someone else translate Technische Universität München.
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Hanzo the egoist ninjaless prick, dont u have any shame posting this kind of stories....
if u are THAT good, you wont be working as a Uni IT
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The University is called after the Germann writer Herman Hesse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Hesse).
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You won't find a university with an official name only including the surname, except for the really famous guys like Humboldt or Goethe.
Hesse? Simply not famous enough.
I mean, even one of the youngest universities, the one in Magdeburg is named: "Otto-von-Guericke University Magdeburg"
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I wish Hanzo would just silently die.
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Is Hanzo living in a fantasy?
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"Back in the early 1990's, G.R.G. worked at a certain university as a programmer. In addition to breaking into server rooms and deafening cute little chinchillas..."
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Mother-of-all-Interfaces.aspx
That sounds familiar now...
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I just wanted to say that this story made me laugh so much more than any DailyWTF stories in the past few months. I guess it takes a truly terrible story to bring out something as great as this.
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I wish this site allowed to give negative votes to stories. Especially to those Dresden ninjas.
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Why are we subjected to this Hanzo crap? I've worked in IT while in grad school and I've never met anyone even remotely as annoying and idiotic as this guy.
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reminds me of a story...as much as i can remember...a company had a fancy set of computerized Cash Registers, which periodically broke down...but for some dumb reason, the employees were not allowed to fix the problems themselves, they always had to wait from someone from the Register company, who the author of the story called "howler moneys inc". why did he call them that? because they were completely incompetent at doing ANYTHING but talk about how good they were. one problem was that the registers had a "master/slave" system, so the "master" Register needed to be rebooted...and the idiots from HM kept rebooting the wrong one, despite the employees repeatedly telling them which one was the master! that's all i can remember...
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Sounds like wrong side taking the blame. If RadGaBa printer broke then they're supposed to fix it at their own expense.