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In the US you have complete freedom of speech, so long as you only use it to pledge allegiance to God and to the flag. Great country.
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You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.
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I'll blame the closeness of the mediteranean coast instead. I know I'd go to the south of france or italy if it was a train ride away.
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You can't blame us Americans for not knowing 3 or 4 languages -- most of the time, we only get a chance to learn a foreign language by the time we are in high school (or gymnasium, or whatever you want to call it)... and even then we will almost never get a chance to use it. Past that, the only language worth knowing whilst in the United States other than English is Spanish.
On the issue of 'American' vs 'English', there is no 'American language'. It is American English, just as there is Commonwealth English. They are dialects of the same language -- neither is better... technically speaking, American English is closer to the English spoken between 1600 and 1700 CE... Early Modern English. Commonwealth (aka British) English has deviated far more, and has adopted French spelling conventions and cut-suffix spellings (colour vs color, transport vs transportation) which were not original to English... American English is more 'English' than Commonwealth English is, although if you want accurate English, ic werthe mara than gesaelig, aef aelde englisc sprecan.
And, as an American, I can speak German, some Dutch, some Spanish, and Old English (the latter not being terribly useful).
Und, als ein Amerikaner, ich kann Deutsch, etwas Niederländisch, etwas Spanisch, und Altenglisch (die Letztere nicht sehr nutzbar seiend) sprechen.
And, alswa Americaner, ic cunna Theodisc, sum Nitherlandisc, sum Speonisc, und aelde Englisc (seo Latost naht ealfel nyttan wesende) sprecan.
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Literally. Without an erasing mechanism, the two characters would be merged. That was how one might do underlining or accenting. Computers emulated this to a point, by over-typing with automatic erasure of the original character. At this point, we are back to my original comment.
(Oddly enough, you are not the only one to have used mechanical typewriters in your youth.)
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Hey, alles kits? :D
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I speak English better than many Americans.
And English is the fourth language I know.
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What is it with many Americans inability to speak English?
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"... a small store that built and configured computers for the public..." That sounds remarkably like hell. As for the ERP server debacle, TRWTF is that the building's security issued a data center access badge to a random stranger and the IT guy granted access to their systems to said random stranger under his own credentials! Ben could have hit them with an 'rm -rf /' bomb and the only one who could have been blamed directly would be the IT guy.
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很抱歉打扰您了。有一个与供应问题的方案 按钮。请咨询?