• s. (unregistered)

    Perfect opportunity for a tribute to the fans. Just give the IP of some fansite.

    Or even better get a site set up, and start a social game for the fans.

  • Rhialto (unregistered) in reply to death

    [quote user="death"]The winner for me too. No unnecessary traffic coming from anywhere without looking obviously fake. As an added bonus: ping 127.86.132.4 PING 127.86.132.4 (127.86.132.4) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.023 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.023 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.034 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.026 ms it responds to ping:P /quote] That entirely depends on your system (or more probably on the default settings of its routing). I tried it on 3 different Unix systems:

    ping: sendto: Can't assign requested address

    ping: sendto: Network is unreachable

    (nothing at all)

  • Rhialto (unregistered) in reply to death
    death:
    The winner for me too. No unnecessary traffic coming from anywhere without looking obviously fake. As an added bonus: ping 127.86.132.4 PING 127.86.132.4 (127.86.132.4) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.023 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.023 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.034 ms 64 bytes from 127.86.132.4: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.026 ms it responds to ping:P
    That entirely depends on your system (or more probably on the default settings of its routing). I tried it on 3 different Unix systems:

    ping: sendto: Can't assign requested address

    ping: sendto: Network is unreachable

    (nothing at all)

  • MK (unregistered)

    I haven't been that impressed with the technical accuracy of a film or TV show since Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio looked out the window of an airplane and saw runway 44 at La Guardia.

  • (cs) in reply to waffles
    waffles:
    Mai-chan:
    In all fairness, "retard" means a "sustained release pill" in the medicine business...
    I didn't know condoms were pills. O_o
    Graffito on a condom machine in the gents':
    This is the worst chewing gum I've ever tasted
    I'm told paracetamol makes an excellent female contraceptive, but she has to grip it really tightly between her knees.

    /coat

  • (cs) in reply to chris
    chris:
    "There's no IP equivalent to the "555" telephone numbers..."

    Wrong, RFC 3030, 192.0.2.0/24.

    The string "192" does not exist in RFC 3030. Did you perhaps cite the wrong RFC number?

  • Boxer (unregistered) in reply to pscs

    nah, it doesnt need to be connected.. they use the fridge like a large thermos, hot stuff ina fridge that isnt powered on, will let it remain hot much longer.

    Hmm.. interesting captcha: Slashbot, like the wordplay..

  • (cs)

    The "This is not an exit" one must have been designed by a belgian. This is not a pipe.

  • Tei (unregistered)

    the direction 359.33.9.234 overflow the first byte, and result on 104.33.9.234

    tei@server:~$ ping 104.33.9.234 PING 104.33.9.234 (104.33.9.234) 56(84) bytes of data. From 62.36.177.66 icmp_seq=1 Time to live exceeded From 62.36.177.66 icmp_seq=2 Time to live exceeded ...

  • halber_mensch (unregistered) in reply to Fernando
    Fernando:
    I can't watch that crap - it plays fast and loose with every piece of technology they cover, making forensics look easy and unambiguous.

    A local DA actaully complained about CSI making it harder to get convictions off of forensic evidence, since the jurors have been taught that all crimes are solved in a day or two on CSI - what's wrong with your forensics guys if they can't do the same?

    And that doesn't even go into the image enhancement (let's take a grainy security camera video and make a small portion of it look HD-level perfect), e-mail recovery "because any email you send stays online forever", banking history lookups without warrants, and various stupid UI's that go "bing" when the plot line needs it.

    I've done a couple of forensic investigations for clients, and it's a dull, slow slog through logs and servers, and thousands of dead ends. I didn't get shot at once, or get to drive in a cool new car while I was doing it. And I really wish I could have wrapped it up in an hour, with commercial breaks.

    </rant>

    Well. at least they dont ask you to hack gobernment databases in less than a minute with a gun aiming at your head while some chick you just met plays with your... joystick. Nor... ... ... I have never watched any film with any computer stuff that did look any close to reality.

    Have you ever watched any truly realistic series? I guess you will say the A-Team, but I must tell you, AK-47 (even if modded) don't sound like that.

    Have fun.

    In all fairness, the A-Team carried chromed out folding stock Ruger Mini-14's. I can agree, though, that the sound effect was nothing like an actual firearm.

  • W (unregistered) in reply to tacticus
    tacticus:
    Anon:
    Why didn't they just use a private subnet address like (10.33.9.234)?
    Well, chanses are, there's a Sue Frivolously out there, who is "tech savy" enough to look at the IP adress showing on hes nettwork settings. And when she finds the IP adress of hers to match that of CSI, she'll sue on the grounds of harrasment. (You have no idea how much hacker activity just starting occuring to her when her IP adress was shown on CSI...)
    And then the case gets thrown out when they show the IP is not Internet-routable.

    Tacos? Yes please.

  • Todd (unregistered) in reply to pscs
    pscs:
    eskimo:
    'taters:
    Like trying to sell a fridge to an eskimo.

    Actually, eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing..

    How's that work then - refrigerators can only cool food down, not heat it up. That's like saying that Volcano Men buy kettles to get cooler water.

    Not only that, but most igloos don't have power supplies (do they??)

    (Of course, if you're talking about Eskimos who live in proper houses with central heating (and probably air conditioning, since they live in North America!) then a refrigerator would probably be useful anyway).

    A refrigerator unplugged is just an insulated box, so that would keep food from freezing, at least for a while.

  • Cloak (unregistered) in reply to Fernando

    [/quote] I have never watched any film with any computer stuff that did look any close to reality. [/quote]

    TRON

  • (cs) in reply to pscs
    pscs:

    How's that work then - refrigerators can only cool food down, not heat it up.

    Are you sure about that? Are you saying, if I have my frig at a nice cool 40 degrees F and put an ice cube in there... It will remain an ice cube?

  • Marcel (unregistered) in reply to chrismcb
    chrismcb:
    if I have my frig at a nice cool 40 degrees F and put an ice cube in there...

    Please, we don't want to know what happens next.

  • Cloak (unregistered) in reply to SQB
    SQB:
    "Ceci n'est pas une sortie"

    Cette sortie n'est pas une sortie. Pour sortir prenez une autre sortie sinon vous n'allez pas pouvoir sortir.

    QED

  • Cloak (unregistered) in reply to SQB
    SQB:
    "Ceci n'est pas une sortie"

    Cette sortie n'est pas une sortie. Pour sortir prenez une autre sortie sinon vous n'allez pas pouvoir sortir.

    QED

  • Anonymous Coward (unregistered) in reply to Phlip

    Hey son! Is there something about Nigeria that you wanna get off your chest? Surely the world's baddest hackers don't come from Nigeria they come from err... well certainly not out of Africa!

  • Minos (unregistered) in reply to Dennis
    Dennis:
    I think you mean "remains wrapped".

    You forgot your quote:

    Toodle:
    Pap:
    TRWTF is that a regular reader of this website actually was going to get laid. Wowie!

    Hahaha! But note that the package remains unwrapped. :p

    I think he means the other package remains unwrapped.

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  • (cs) in reply to Loren Pechtel
    Loren Pechtel:
    The condom is extended release? Does that mean it's designed to make the man last longer? <G>

    Captcha: smile

    That would depend which end you start eating him from ...

  • Andrew (unregistered)

    On the subject of IP addresses in the movies, Matrix 3 had the same out-of-range ip values, though not that drastic. They could be doing it on purpose to avoid pointing to any real ip by accident. Same as with all Hollywood movie phone numbers starting with 555-

  • JB (unregistered) in reply to JDM

    I;m sorry if already noted but I can't wait an hour to reply: haven't you ever heard of the darknet? There IS an equivilent to "555" numbers it's addresses in the unnasigned range of ipv4.

    The chances that someone would have noticed it in that particular range is virtually nill compared to the chances of noticing it over 255. It would also be more self evident why an invalid number was chosen without blatently breaking the suspension of disbelief.

  • JB (unregistered) in reply to Anders

    Reminds me of an all to analog picture at a resturaunt with a sign pointing to the restrooms with a separate sign immidiately beneath it saying "please wait to be seated."

    True, I was in grade school and the internet was in its infancy when I first saw this but it's always caught me.

  • (cs)

    "Not an Exit" on a door reminds me of doors that are labeled "This door must remain closed at all times".

    Why even have a door? Make it a wall. If it really must remain closed at all times.

  • wth (unregistered)

    that CSI stuff is always so funny, i took the 10 minutes and made this:

    [image]

    it's dynamic...

  • Hobbes (unregistered)

    Actually I just looked up that IP address - apparently it's for somewhere in Osaka, Japan, at (34.6670, 135.5000) degrees.

  • (cs) in reply to George Bush
    George Bush:
    > Just a guess, but is the Quantum Physics Lab at Georgia > Tech located in the Klauss Building?

    Wow. Schroedinger's exit.

    CAPTCHA: craaazy

    This is actually the spankin new CS (CoC) building that was finished right around the time I graduated..arggg ~!=(

    The old CS building had a funky stairwell system as well. If you went out into the stairwell, you'd have to exit first floor. Second, Third floors were locked with keycard access...I'm thinking something similar is going on here...But still a WTF anyway...

  • Me (unregistered)

    The Hollywood thing is almost excusable, for the same reasons use of the 555 exchange is excusable. OTOH, if they really wanted that, they should have said something like 192.168...

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