• iToad (unregistered) in reply to Code Dependent
    Code Dependent:
    iToad:
    amischiefr:
    Anon:
    TRWTF are wallet chains.
    You beat me too it! Who the fuck wears them now days anyway besides faggy goth kids?
    Bikers.
    Faggy goth bikers?
    According to Internet Rule 34, if you search for it, you can probably find it. However, before you start searching, always remember another important Internet rule:

    "That which has been seen, cannot be unseen"

  • MetaMan (unregistered) in reply to vt_mruhlin
    vt_mruhlin:
    OK, so most people put their dog's name on the tag. Please don't tell me you named your dog "<3".

    Here's the surrounding code for Doggie v1.0:

    while ( alive() ) {
  if ( bark() <3 ) {
    poop() if(bark==2);
    pee() if(bark==1);
    owner.cleanup();
  }
  owner.feed();
}
  • PublicLurker (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    AndyL:
    NSCoder:
    Anon:
    TRWTF are wallet chains.
    Indeed. WTF is a wallet chain?
    It's a chain on your wallet that attaches to you clothing somehow.

    Ostensibly it's there to stop your wallet from being ripped off. Usually they're mostly worn in an effort of look cool, and usually the effort mostly fails.

    Fails on both counts. After all, I think a wallet in your pocket is probably harder to steal than a wallet in your pocket attached to a chain hanging out of your pocket. I pretty sure if somebody ran by, grabbed the chain and yanked hard enough, they'd get your wallet and you'd be left with an embarrassing hole in your pants.

    I used a wallet chain many years ago in college. The chain attaches to a loop on your belt. Back then they were mainly used by people who rode motorcycles to stop their wallets from falling out. I used it because with all of the showing of Id, bus passes, etc. I kept misplacing the dang thing.

  • (cs) in reply to PublicLurker
    PublicLurker:
    I used a wallet chain many years ago in college. The chain attaches to a loop on your belt. Back then they were mainly used by people who rode motorcycles to stop their wallets from falling out.
    I don't see how a chain would keep the wallet from falling out of the pocket. I'd be more concerned that it would fall out, dangle at my side for a moment, and then become one with the motorcycle chain, resulting in all sorts of damage to the bike, my clothing, and in all probability, me.
  • drobnox (unregistered) in reply to Anonymous

    I like 3pac. He's 50% better than Tupac was.

  • (cs) in reply to drobnox
    drobnox:
    I like 3pac. He's 50% better than Tupac was.
    I'm holding out for 6pac.
  • psm321 (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that Dreamhost's support has gotten so bad that it took them over 3 days to respond to an OMG EXTREME CRITICAL EMERGENCY TICKET (the only one I've ever filed... all my sites were down with a 404). Whereas they used to respond almost instantly to "Just a casual question".

  • Mr.'; Drop Database -- (unregistered)

    I ♡ Unicode!

  • m0ffx (unregistered) in reply to DimwitFlatheadIV
    DimwitFlatheadIV:
    This would go along nicely with a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a cdr".
    Oh gawd. Took me a few moments to get that, I thought of the optical media first, then remembered lisp. Terrible, just terrible.
  • Matt.C (unregistered) in reply to dusoft

    I don't want them to be fun to read though. I want their hosting to bloody WORK.

  • Gramzon (unregistered)

    That's Dreamhost for ya, great sense of humor.

    I've always wondered what would happen if I put in a trouble ticket with that priority. Red phone?

  • illtiz (unregistered)

    Do I dare mentioning the wooden table...?

  • aL (unregistered)

    its possible that only sweds will get this but.. isnt "GÖTEBORG" missspelled? it says "GÖTEBORB"

  • Orbstart (unregistered) in reply to MetaMan
    MetaMan:
    Here's the surrounding code for Doggie v1.0: 
    while ( alive() ) {
  if ( bark() <3 ) {
    poop() if(bark==2);
    pee() if(bark==1);
    poop.cleanup();
  }
  doggie.feed();
}

    Your OO is broken. FTFY for Doggie V1.1.

  • (cs) in reply to MetaMan
    MetaMan:
    Here's the surrounding code for Doggie v1.0: 
    while ( alive() ) {
  if ( bark() <3 ) {
    poop() if(bark==2);
    pee() if(bark==1);
    owner.cleanup();
  }
  owner.feed();
}

    Why not use a for-case loop here?

    • Peter
  • accessibility (unregistered) in reply to illtiz
    illtiz:
    Do I dare mentioning the wooden table...?
    Only in connection with the Irish Girl.

    captcha: eros - see what I mean?

  • Tobias (unregistered)

    Why would you order a loveheart with an.. ASCII love heart on it? o.O

  • anon (unregistered) in reply to jgreen
    jgreen:
    Irish Girl Found??:
    Jess Me:
    Tringi:
    HUUUGE OFF TOPIC But is it our Irish Girl here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos at 0:50+ ???
    Irish Girl is never off topic.

    And, yeah, it might be. A few more seconds at the end too.

    We have previously established that Irish Girl seems to model for Busted Tees. This youtube clip references Busted Tees and in the credits it says "Busted Tees Annamarie Tendler"

    So is this her? You be the judge:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/quittheinternet/439166287/in/photostream/

    Without any question, I am absolutely certain that it is not the original Irish Girl. I think I need to wear my "Irish I were Drunk" shirt more often. Forgot my friend got that for me.

    Agreed. That is NOT the original Irish Girl

    Heck, the original is on the home page of bustedtees.com right now http://www.bustedtees.com/

  • Someone (unregistered) in reply to amischiefr

    I wear one, but I don't have the chain showing. Instead the chain just stays inside the pocket my wallet is in and no one ever sees it unless I take my wallet out. I really only do this so no one decides to casually walk away with my wallet.

  • Someone (unregistered) in reply to amischiefr
    amischiefr:
    Anon:
    TRWTF are wallet chains.
    You beat me too it! Who the fuck wears them now days anyway besides faggy goth kids?

    I wear one everywhere, even at work, but I don't have the chain showing. Instead the chain just stays inside the pocket my wallet is in and no one ever sees it unless I take my wallet out. I really only do this so no one decides to casually walk away with my wallet.

    My wife, on the hand, actually is goth and wears one for fashion. I don't wear black or any of the accessories and don't really do any "goth" things, in fact if anything I could be considered preppy as I'm usually wearing business-casual shirts.

    Whether that makes me goth by association or not I will leave to the reader.

  • mtu (unregistered) in reply to Bonce
    Bonce:
    Her first dog Escaped
    That got the biggest laugh of the day out of me! You Sir, are a genius!
  • (cs)

    The ASCII heart is really adorable.

    I want one like that for a geeky keychain.

  • (cs)
    Francis Rosário's web host had pretty reasonable support priorities.

    And their support rocks, too. I'm signed up with them. :P

  • (cs) in reply to mauhiz
    mauhiz:
    connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3 connectCommentStream(); Error <3
    FTFY. I mean, come on, it was practically there already, what's the point of mucking it up?
  • Schlagwerk (unregistered)

    Oh, Dreamhost. I always loved their tongue-in-cheek humor.

  • Kalle (unregistered) in reply to Bill

    Same do I.

    I do respect them with the support, Never hade anything in the big end, though they reply fast, and the humor continues all over - I like em

  • Cowsay (unregistered)

    Also; It says "Göteborb" instead of "Göteborg".

  • luctus (unregistered)

    This reminds me on what I saw on this site: http://OnlineStorageSolutionScam.com

    So, I'd say it's ok to do that, as long as you know what you're doing.

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