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Do you really think that explaining it will stop the morons who like to trot out the "Al Gore claimed he'd invented the internet" line whenever they get the chance? A valiant try.
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Nezinams!
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Yeah, This truck.
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This episode reminds me of the printer paper I was exposed to. It had a red legend that said (paraphrasing) "This document is classified UNLESS this red legend is the only thing printed on the page". They didn't want to order the paper from an army depot or some such and have it classified (secret, or whatever) when it was blank.
As I remember it it was the early 70's and the "cold war" was going full steam.
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So far so good, no spam yet!
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You may have noticed that "Al Gore" (with the corresponding wikipedia quote) quoted the exact same Gore quote as "anon," our attempted debunker. Exactly how does one debunk a quote by quoting the same thing a second time? Perhaps if the original quote was taken out of context, but that surely is not the case here.
Most intelligent people would consider "invented" to be a synonym for "created." Are you really saying that "I took the initiative in creating the Internet" is not reasonably paraphrased as "I invented the Internet?" Seriously?
Perhaps our friend Al just misspoke, or didn't mean to convey the fullness of what he actually said. I've never heard Al himself clarify what he meant, just people grasping at straws trying to defend him.
Going back to Al's original quote, I don't see any evidence Al created anything. He popularized the Internet, surely. Marketed, if you prefer. Created? I'm afraid not.
The opinions of the actual creators of the Internet obviously differ. I strongly suspect they appreciated Al's marketing efforts, and wanted to help him save a little face. That still doesn't make them right.
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Whenever you work in places where the guards carry automatic weapons, this sort of thing isn't a WTF at all. It's normal behavior.
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Except it's not, not really, and unless you conducted a vote, recording opinions and IQs (or any other data on voters' intelligence), drop the bullshit rhetoric, would you?
If you have trouble grasping the difference in meaning - Charles Babbage invented the Analytical Engine. But he didn't really create one.
Besides, I think you're severely underestimating the massive impact this "marketing", as you wrote it off, had on the Internet. I may think that Al Gore is a prick, but he did see a possibility there before others did, and he did help it come about.
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And this is why I will never use your software. Also let us know who some of your "significant clients" are so I know what idiots to avoid. No way in hell you are getting a remote desktop into any machine at any of the clients I ever worked for.
About a year ago I had a barely able to speak a full sentence support person that wanted to do a remote connect. I said no. He kept telling me it would help him. I said, "Look at my email address, the TLD, do you really think we would let anyone in?" He said that it will be fine as long we don't have a firewall.
Now really what company of any size doesn't have a firewall in place? And don't ask for a firewall rule chnage, that takes paper work and approvals. Then I'd bet it requires some ActiveX thing to install on my machine, which I don't have admin rights to, so that's not going to happen.
This guy just wouldn't let it drop, every few minutes he brought it up again. I had to yell at him to get him to understand that we have a firewall, and even if we didn't I couldn't let him in. Also that he needs to never ask for this again, tell his bosses that many customers will never let a remote connection happen.
In the end the problem was some junk needed to be truncated from a table, and he couldn't remember the name of it and just wanted to poke around for a bit till he saw something he remembered. I now have the instructions to fix it as part of an email.
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I've worked for my own country's DoD in the past and I believe this story 100%.
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I really don't see how anyone benefits by wilfully misunderstanding what other people say. Isn't that just sabotaging honest attempts at communication?
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If there's some clear language I missed, perhaps you can try explaining it without the insults?
As it stands, I find your twisting of clear words quite bizarre.
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Funny. Where I was in the army, we had paper that simply said "Classified" at the top. It was printed in a print shop owned by a veteran with clearance to see the "Classified", and he had to renew his clearance every year to continue printing - and he was not allowed to print this paper while anyone else (other workers included) was in the shop.
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See: http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/invent
I quote: invent Synonyms: concoct, contrive, cook (up), devise, fabricate, make up, manufacture, think (up) Related Words: coin, contrive, create, design, hatch, produce; daydream, dream, fantasize; conceive, envisage, imagine, picture, visualize
Note that they don't consider it a synonym, but a related word. Of course even a synonym doesn't mean exactly the same thing, it's just has the "the same or nearly the same meaning in some or all senses."
Create and invent certainly would apply.
Now, if Al had said "enabling," there never would have been a controversy in the first place.
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I apologize for trying to have a rational discussion.
If there are flaws in my argument, point it out.
See http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/invent
For good measure, also look up: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/paraphrase
As I said originally, perhaps my interpretation of Al's quote is incorrect. Certainly his words were ill-chosen. But my interpretation is completely valid, given what he actually said.
Unfortunately Al has never (to my knowledge) clarified his original intent. That hasn't stopped legions of his followers from defending him, though.
Without clarification from Al, my interpretation is just as valid as yours, based on the clear meaning of the words he said.
My point is that the Internet was created (or invented if you prefer), without any help from Al whatsoever. He called for the creation of something that already existed, but wasn't widely known about by the general population.He was very successful in popularizing something that already existed. Sounds like marketing to me. What would you call it?
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Politicians often speak of creating jobs. Obviously, this is nonsense, because they have not personally invented the idea of exchanging work for money, and they couldn't possibly be referring to changes in the employment numbers in their areas.
...or, perhaps, 'invent' and 'create' don't always mean quite the same thing.
captcha: vindico
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Actually 'create' and 'invent' are very similar when you are talking about a single thing rather than an instance of a thing. For example 'I created the mona lisa' or 'I created the hubble telescope'.
It is different when you are talking about an instance such as 'I created a newspaper' or 'I created jobs'. In those cases you didn't invent the concept, you just created an instance. But for things where the object is the concept (i.e. it is unique) then you pretty much created both the object and the concept.
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I think we've got a lot of poetic licence here.
I left at the end of 1968 and the 8200 hadn't been delivered at that time. Just the 1800 and a newly arrived 200, both tape-only machines.
I started as a PIT (Programmer In Training) before becoming a Programmer - so I'm not sure what a Software Support Engineer was.
This was Australia so nobody used the term "freshy" .. much less bellowing in the corridor outside the computer room (the one with the windows on one (in)side and offices on the other (outside to provide a cooling buffer).
The 8200 was an 1800 with a tightly coupled 200 added for IO, not an extended 200.
We got to program in FACT (see the front page of your Cobol manual).
The 1800 was fed from punched paper tape not cards (a room full of operators) so there were no (punched card) sorters and collators as mentioned in the story.
On the good side I worked in one of the (really) high security sections so we got to turf everyone out and run the H200 ourselves (COBOL if I remember correctly). We also had our own paper tape operator who got to live inside a copper covered "cage" inside the office.
I don't remember anything about telephone numbers but we were given lectures by ASIO on how to lie and tell people we worked for Army or Navy (who only did admin stuff at that time) instead of Defence.
I do remember my boss coming back from a training course on the 8200 and trying to explain to me how disk drives worked :-)
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I agree that "I took the initiative in creating the Internet" IS reasonably paraphrased as "I invented the Internet?". However it IS ALSO reasonably paraphrased as "I promoted the invention of the Internet". Or even as "I started the invention of the Internet". Hooray for the English Language!
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Our clients have armed guards, but only at their UAE office. I suspect they'd have them at the UK one too, if they were allowed.
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Not DOD related, but I worked for a large, international company that makes pay telephones in the late 80's/early 90's, when magnetic strip phone cards were the latest thing. Because the cards were more or less equivalent to money there was major paranoia around the phone's firmware.
The main card reader and motherboard were manufactured by a Japanese company and the contract had long and detailed clauses about what we could and couldn't do. Mostly couldn't.
The code was in EPROMS that my company had to mass produce in order to make the phones but we weren't allowed to even burn a single EPROM without a representative of the Japanese company present in the room. I never quite understood why they trusted a building full of Australian engineers not to ever do it during the months when the Japanese dudes weren't around.
But what was more fun was that I was QA'ing the software, and I found some intermittent problems. In an effort to figure out what the cause was I ended up having to put a bus analyzer across the data and address busses (it was a 680x microprocessor), printing out the bus traces and reverse engineering the code by hand from the bus traces.
My boss loved it because the way the contract was worded I hadn't actually broken the agreement, since at no point did I have a soft copy of the code, it was all scrawled on bits of paper.
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Yesterday, I was debuggin some PHP code (over the phone), which ran successfully on our servers, but not at server of our client.
Even the final address of the website was classified. We didn't know which hosting it is, what php version is there, nothing. They said only "it passes your technical requirements and it's not working"
After 30 minutes of talking, I was allowed to hear the actual error message. It was "invalid character on line 15: /". I said "but we have no / on line 15"! And the client: "I've added that line of code, because hosting needs it there!".
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Marshall who commented a few above is closest, especially when he suggested that there is some hyperbole in Alex's telling of the story.
The 8200 was a combined 1800 and 200. The 200, as explained above, was a character machine used for IO in the 8200. The 1800 component did the grunt work and was a 48 bit three address word machine: Add A to B giving C for instance.
The 8200 had done away with paper tape input, although we did retro-fit it to each release of the software at one site.
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I think TK makes a perfectly valid point. You can argue over it till the cows come home (not recommended, none of you own cows) but whatever side of the divide you stand on one thing is clear: Gore chose his words extremely badly and he's been paying the price for it ever since. It was his speech, it was planned in advance, he knew exactly what he was saying but he still chose a turn of phrase that was entirely inappropriate for what he actually meant. Seasoned public speakers should know better than to make such schoolboy errors.
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So they're sextets? See, even back then porn was the major driver for every technical innovation.
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"[1] Technically, the 8200 (and the earlier 200) series mainframes used 6-bit “characters” instead of 8-bit bytes; so that’d be 6,291,456 usable bits, which would be the equivalent of 786,432 bytes. Kinda. Go read the manual if you want to learn more."
Techically technically, the 8200 used 6-bit bytes instead of 8-bit bytes, also known as octets today. There. Fixed that for you. Gee, you don't have to dumb it down.
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Or he chose his words extremely carefully, to take the initiative in creating a claim that was exaggerated and yet also contained exactly the required amount of deniability ?
No, that's not possible. No politician would ever do such a thing.
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Addendum (2009-07-15 09:12): guess it was TK, MR, KP, and code dependent. make it "you four".
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Let's just get to the point. Do you think that Gore is a dummy? What he should have said is the accurate representation of what he did. "I took the initiatave to suport the application public (read TAXPAYER dollars) towards the expantion of a public network that would one day be called the Internet." He did NOT say this however and went with creating, knowing full well that many would falsly give him credit for more than he really did, helping his political carrer. The real question I have is how effective were his efforts, and would we all be reading this in a newspaper instead of on the Internet if Gore did nothing?
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Epic rebuttal fail.
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Same thing happened in the UK with ICL, who being the only UK computer company left by that time were the only provider trusted to supply certain parts of the government like the MoD. What the scissor-wielders never realised was that the hex values next to the carefully-excised ASCII text contained the same data, only in hex, which anyone who'd get sent in to debug these things had little trouble reading.
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Relax, man. It's gonna be okay.
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So am I. I love funny, witty and original comments like these.
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The word you're looking for is 'word'. The 'byte' is the smallest addressable unit of storage, whereas the 'word' is the natural unit of storage (usually the register size, or whatever). There may be machines out there with 32-bit bytes, but I don't know of them.
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There were no Latvian army these times. The article is either fake or "not entirely true".
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Hmmm, I always thought that the word "byte" was derived from "by eight".
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Actually, they had eight bits. It's just that one was devoted to the word mark and the other to the paragraph mark - leaving six to denote the character. I worked on the design of those machines and we never thought of a character as a byte, not even our six-plus-two bit characters.
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