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Fun fact: an unfair contract is also not legally binding.
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Sooo.... what's stopping Gary from telling the guy to upload the company's databases to the web, if he doesn't know much about the command line? What they need is a computer expert observer, to go along with the technology have-not typist.
I bet Gary wouldn't have complained as much if it was Irish Girl. Productivity would have been even lower! "Oooh, I guess we'll have to stay late! starts many CPU intensive processes Gosh it's getting warm in here."
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Good luck enforcing a contract when you've prevented someone from having a copy of it - exactly how do you expect them to comply with something they have no record of?
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TRWTF is you are using logic.
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He stayed there for a week?
How badly did he need the work? There is always Home Depot. And failing that, cocks on the street corner don't suck themselves.
CAPTCHA: dignissim - the complete lack of dignity that is required to accept having a typist while doing IT work.
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He was a consultant, not an employee, and he was sent there by his consulting company.
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If "Gary" hadn't stopped me typing "rm -rf /", we could have sued his company for millions for sabotage according to legal document A73/42-0815 (that's the 146th one in the stack).
Afterwards he thought I was an idiot, so I didn't have to worry about clever tricks for the rest of the week. If he'd try anything evil, he would've used simple tricks and I'd have caught him.
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Orrrr.... it could be that it would have actually been quicker to type with boxing gloves on, and any references were only in your head.
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He was a consultant. You may need a designated comprehender, these articles don't comprehend themselves.
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Even so, I don't think I would have been able to wait a week -hell, I'd be on the phone at lunch- to contact my employer to let them know there was no way I was going to work that contract.
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This comment was dictated but not read.
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Maybe he didn't want to try and muscle in on your mom's business.
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Is it really for there to be that much stupid in a company that can stay operational?
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Try telling that to all the iPhone developers who want to use a non-ridiculous programming language, see how far that gets them.
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Well, this explains the email he got before the trip explaining that he could find the security forms in the castle of uuggggggh.
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Really, you'd quit an otherwise perfectly good job just because you had to do something stupid that you knew would be over with in one week? Your patience is extremely short. Are you telling me that at your present job, you have never, ever, had to do something you considered pointless or dumb?
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If the contracts weren't allowed outside of their office, what do they do if they claim someone has broken the contract? Are they allowed to bring a copy of the contract to the courthouse, or do they expect the judge to come to their office?
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Unfair is relative. In the case of the iPhone all developers are treated equally when it comes to the languages they can choose from and as the languages are not handicapped(even if you do not care for them) there isn't grounds to force Apple to open its platform.
Besides thanks to the FOIA, Apple's apps contracts are public because the fedral gov't made a couple of apps.
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Hmm, usual "I am not a lawyer" disclaimer, but who would decide if a contract is "unfair"? I presume it would have to be a judge. Seems to me that such a law would make any contract meaningless. Like, I agree to buy a new car for $20,000. Six months later I refuse to make any further payments on the grounds that I don't think the car is worth that much so the contract is "unfair". At that point I guess a judge would have to decide what the car is "worth" and order me to pay that amount. But then, what's the point of signing the contract in the first place? What difference does it make what you sign if at any time either party can go to court, claim the contract was unfair, and the judge will then substitute his idea of what the contract should have said for what you actually agreed to? I would think that the whole point of a contract is that two parties come to an agreement betweent themselves what is fair, so the only role of the courts is to determine if, indeed, both parties have lived up to what they agreed to.
Not to say that just because such a law would be dumb that that would mean there is no such law.
In fairness, perhaps the original poster is giving a highly simplified version of what the law actually says. Or maybe it's just a dumb law.
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Ha! I like the "Easy Reader Version", myself. It would have saved me a lot of time.
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Having a typist isn't that unusual, it's just an anachronism. Back in the days of big iron, a programmer used to write software on coding sheets and hand them to keypunch operators (typists) to key the code onto a stack of punched cards.
What we see here are two process optimizations. Both the coding sheets and the punched cards have been eliminated.
Ah the miracles of modern technology!
--Lego
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Nah, it's cool. I'll just eat it.
I'm not a lawyer, but my understanding is that it requires that the contract be "unconscionable." I.e. the terms have to be so egregiously one sided that no reasonable person would have signed it. For example, an employment contract which stated that if you were terminated or left for any reason you would have to replay the company all the wages they ever paid you plus 1000% penalty. Now, that example is patently absurd, but I have no idea where the actual cutoff is for "unconscionable".
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Probably because you signed the banks signature card and other legalese in a similar manner?
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It's more advantageous to you to scribble-sign "Under Duress".
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See, now, you would be THINKING. Stop that immediately.
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You signing a contract may be a necessary condition, but certainly not a sufficient condition for a contract to be legally binding.
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Sure, no problem. They aren't obligated to do anything in particular, and apple isn't obligated to accept apps written in flash. Sure, Apple are being dicks, but that isn't relevant here.
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I can't believe you all missed that!
/captcha contest: -tation: lac, ...?
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Any check will clear as long as there's a signature somewhere near the signature line. There's only an issue if you issue a fraud claim, asserting that you didn't sign the check.
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Just watch out for the unicorns. It's like somebody vomited a rainbow after a half dozen clicks.
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One well-known example is the "consideration" rule in Anglo-American law, according to which a contract that says that A must give something to B without getting something in return, is automatically considered too unfair for B to enforce. (This is routinely worked around by contracts that specify that A gives something to B in exchange for a nominal sum, say one dollar).
Other than that, a typical application of the principle would be a contract where B will only deal with A on B's standard terms which are not negotiable, and those standard terms puts A in a very bad position if something extremely unlikely happens. (For example, if you rent a hotel room for the night and the check-in slip you sign says in small print that if terrorists blow up the hotel while you stay there, you must pay a share of the cost of rebuilding it).
In general contract terms are less likely to be found impermissibly unfair if they were negotiated explicitly between the parties, or if they were among major fact that anybody would think crucial to his decision whether to enter the contract, such as the price of a good or the amount of goods bargained for.
Terms that are more at risk of being set aside are ones that are not explicitly negotiated, hidden in small print, of a kind that a typical party would not expect to find in that sort of contract, contrary to industry practice, and so forth.
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Not really a WTF if you're dealing with government contractors - pretty standard practice.
I've seen this exact situation occur. I work for a government contractor and we had hired an outside consultant to upgrade a certain application. Because it was a one-time consulting effort for a 3-day upgrade, he did not go through the necessary mandatory security courses - just signed the standard NDA. Since only company issued computers may connect to the network he could not use his own, and was strictly forbidden from touching any of our computers.
The upgrade went as follows (with consultant sitting directly next to me):
Consultant: Ok login to the box Me: Ok Done. Consultant: Ok cd to /xyz/123 and execute something.sh Me: (Executing..) - Ok done.
Repeat for 3 days. Frustrating for everyone - not just the consultant.
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More IANALBut:
I don't know much about US law, but in the UK specific provisions of a contract can be deemed unfair without the whole contract being set aside.
It's unusual for these kind of things to be tested in court, but it's not unusual for people to add grossly unfair and/or illegal conditions to contracts. Generally, they either have no idea of the law or are just trying it on, but either way the cases never reach court if someone stands up to them. If someone's just trying it on, then they won't want a legal ruling against them - they'll back down from one case so they can beat others with the same fake stick.
The most common occurrences of this kind of thing are fairly minor - things like the sign in a theatre cloakroom saying 'we do not accept liability for loss or damage of any items deposited'. That's a contractual term you agree with when you leave items there, but it's not valid because that's not a responsibility a cloakroom is permitted to disclaim.
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The "Security Czar" clearly has problems with the concept of security. I bet he locks his car with the windows rolled down.
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Is this a joke? The reason people don't break contracts all the time is because going to court for the Judge's ruling costs more than most contracts are worth.
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Well, of course it wasn't understood properly. Chances of that command being entered as spoken were minimal. But that never stops a person from trying...
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It's more secure that way. You don't want the typist to have capacity for independent thought, or else what you dictate may not be what they type.
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Answer: To make the security guy feel like he is doing something useful.
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"No, you mispelled it. No, there isn't a spellchecker."
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It's not so much a contract thing with iPhone store since Apple is under no obligation to distribute anything that you make so if you breach the terms and Apple finds out your App simply vanishes from the store, no need for a legally binding contract.
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Source IP is not a secure method of authentication...
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I haven't written anything in cursive (other than my signature) for about 20 years. My signature hung on for a while, but eventually even it started slipping away. Over a period of about a year, my signature went from legible to total scribble. Only one person - a bank teller - has ever asked about it. Furthermore, he said something like this: "Your signature doesn't seem to match the one we have on file. Can I see your id?"
Fortunately, it matched my check. :)
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<insert mandatory dingy/dinghy boat-related joke here>
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A better solution would be for the contractor to use their own laptop computer (maybe attached to a projector) and type the commands in notepad and ask the typist to retype exactly what they type on the companies terminal. That would have to be more productive that trying to dictate.