The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

hoodaticus · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Jay:
I believe it was G. K. Chesterton who once commented that people had the curious idea that you should not joke about things that are important, when in fact those are the things that are most worth joking about. "The opposite of funny is not serious," he wrote. "The opposite of funny is 'not funny'.

Who was it who said, "life is too important to be taken seriously"?

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

hoodaticus:
Jay:
I believe it was G. K. Chesterton who once commented that people had the curious idea that you should not joke about things that are important, when in fact those are the things that are most worth joking about. "The opposite of funny is not serious," he wrote. "The opposite of funny is 'not funny'.
Who was it who said, "life is too important to be taken seriously"?

Who hasn't said something like this?

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Bob:
ijij:
If peanuts aren't nuts, do they still cause the same problems for people with nut allergies? And do ordinary nuts cause the same problems in peanut-allergic people that are caused by peanuts?
Not necessarily. One of my kids is fairly allergic to peanuts, much less so to tree nuts. (By blood test).
If you thing nut / peanut allergies are a nuisance, try having an allergy to soya, like my mother-in-law (and to a lesser extent my wife). It seems that 90% of all commercially traded processed foodstuffs contain soya. Shopping for food is really tedious, and eating out is a nightmare. And there appears to be no mandatory warning on packets: "May contain soya."
Nods. Three kids - three different sets of allergies. Standard "Dad meals" PBJ, hot dogs, pizza? All dis-allowed.
Wheat/Gluten is no picnic either - ironicly, most soy sauce contains some wheat.

Hey, my son is mentally but at least I don't have retarded problems like your kids. Do future generations a favour and stop reproducing.

Just think, if your kid is a retard and allergic, he'd be too stupid not to know he'd die from eating nuts. Chomp, chump, end of problem.

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Synchronos:
QJo:
hoodaticus:
Synchronos:
hoodaticus:
Idiots are why they make uni-directional tire shredders.

True. And bollards.
Righteous!

Makes me proud to be British.

Which gives me an idea: why don't we all go and rant the people who drive on left, unlike THE REST OF THE FREAKIN' WORLD. Would be a nice break from all the SI-related stuff.

(To be honest, there are quite a lot more people driving on left than using Fahrenheits. At least people-wise. Don't know about the number of cars in India. [And cue Nagesh-clone telling us there are no cars in Hyderabad due to lack of petroleum.]

Well as for this one, I don't care which side we drive on, as long as I know which is which in the location I happen to be in. We in Britain could all be told to switch to the right tomorrow, for all I care (except negotiating on-ramps and off-ramps would be entertaining for a day or two till I learned which way to go). No big deal.

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Ken B.:
C-Octothorpe:
sinistral:
To directly address the point, I'm not sure exactly why the clocks would all have to display the same time, other than having master clocks means not having to worry about DST, resetting individual rooms, or dealing with "I'm not late, look at the clock" issues.
I can see that, but still think it's overkill. Same reason you'll still get a ticket for speeding even though *your* speedometer is permanently stuck as 20 mph.
Not quite the same thing, since your not saying that *your* watch says differently, but rather *their* clock. It's more like those roadside radar setups with the "your speed is X". Imagine one that says "your speed is 35", and then being pulled over because the cop's radar said 40.
Imagine leaving one classroom when its clock says 11:00, and the next class starts at 11:05. You take 3 minutes to get to the next class. When you get there, that classroom's clock says 11:07.

Are you late or not?

The real WTF here would be the fascistic teacher who makes a big deal out of it.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Bob:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
There is an even lower circle of hell reserved for self-righteous grammar nazis. [snip] You may laugh and think it doesn't matter, but every educated person who sees what you write is judging you just a I am, and they are repulsed.
Agreed. Educated people usually have better things to do than educate retards...
I am greatly offended by your choice of words. I have a son that was retarded, and let me assure you that it is not a matter to joke about.

If he's no longer retarded, why are you so offended?

More importantly, how did you cure him?

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Bob:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
There is an even lower circle of hell reserved for self-righteous grammar nazis. [snip] You may laugh and think it doesn't matter, but every educated person who sees what you write is judging you just a I am, and they are repulsed.
Agreed. Educated people usually have better things to do than educate retards...
I am greatly offended by your choice of words. I have a son that was retarded, and let me assure you that it is not a matter to joke about.

Beg to differ. It's a scream, and it's funnier every day.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Matt Westwood:
Bob:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
There is an even lower circle of hell reserved for self-righteous grammar nazis. [snip] You may laugh and think it doesn't matter, but every educated person who sees what you write is judging you just a I am, and they are repulsed.
Agreed. Educated people usually have better things to do than educate retards...
I am greatly offended by your choice of words. I have a son that was retarded, and let me assure you that it is not a matter to joke about.
Beg to differ. It's a scream, and it's funnier every day.

I love it when retards scream.

Scream for me, Donny.

Grant me ecstasy.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

THE zunesis - back by popular demand!:
Matt Westwood:
Bob:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
There is an even lower circle of hell reserved for self-righteous grammar nazis. [snip] You may laugh and think it doesn't matter, but every educated person who sees what you write is judging you just a I am, and they are repulsed.
Agreed. Educated people usually have better things to do than educate retards...
I am greatly offended by your choice of words. I have a son that was retarded, and let me assure you that it is not a matter to joke about.
Beg to differ. It's a scream, and it's funnier every day.
I love it when retards scream.
Scream for me, Donny.

Grant me ecstasy.

You guys are jerks.

ContraCorners · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Matt Westwood:
Synchronos:
QJo:
hoodaticus:
Synchronos:
hoodaticus:
Idiots are why they make uni-directional tire shredders.

True. And bollards.
Righteous!

Makes me proud to be British.

Which gives me an idea: why don't we all go and rant the people who drive on left, unlike THE REST OF THE FREAKIN' WORLD. Would be a nice break from all the SI-related stuff.

(To be honest, there are quite a lot more people driving on left than using Fahrenheits. At least people-wise. Don't know about the number of cars in India. [And cue Nagesh-clone telling us there are no cars in Hyderabad due to lack of petroleum.]

Well as for this one, I don't care which side we drive on, as long as I know which is which in the location I happen to be in. We in Britain could all be told to switch to the right tomorrow, for all I care (except negotiating on-ramps and off-ramps would be entertaining for a day or two till I learned which way to go). No big deal.

Like so many changes, before it happens people are anxious and upset: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/samoa-in-uproar-over-driving-switch-from-right-to-left/story-e6frg6so-1225766841152

But when it happens, it's really no big deal: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8243110.stm

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Bob:
THE zunesis - back by popular demand!:
Matt Westwood:
Bob:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
There is an even lower circle of hell reserved for self-righteous grammar nazis. [snip] You may laugh and think it doesn't matter, but every educated person who sees what you write is judging you just a I am, and they are repulsed.
Agreed. Educated people usually have better things to do than educate retards...
I am greatly offended by your choice of words. I have a son that was retarded, and let me assure you that it is not a matter to joke about.
Beg to differ. It's a scream, and it's funnier every day.
I love it when retards scream.
Scream for me, Donny.

Grant me ecstasy.
You guys are jerking off onto my retard son and I've never been so hard.

FTFY

C-Octothorpe · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Bob:
You guys are jerks.

I really hope that you're joking and that I just got trolled. If not, then you're more retarded than your son for coming back here and reading these posts.

Either way, have a nice weekend all...

hoodaticus · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

C-Octothorpe:
Bob:
You guys are jerks.
I really hope that you're joking and that I just got trolled. If not, then you're more retarded than your son for coming back here and reading these posts.
Either way, have a nice weekend all...

You too, oh great trolled one!

MarkJ · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

ijij:
If peanuts aren't nuts, do they still cause the same problems for people with nut allergies? And do ordinary nuts cause the same problems in peanut-allergic people that are caused by peanuts?
Not necessarily. One of my kids is fairly allergic to peanuts, much less so to tree nuts. (By blood test).
If you thing nut / peanut allergies are a nuisance, try having an allergy to soya, like my mother-in-law (and to a lesser extent my wife). It seems that 90% of all commercially traded processed foodstuffs contain soya. Shopping for food is really tedious, and eating out is a nightmare. And there appears to be no mandatory warning on packets: "May contain soya."
Nods. Three kids - three different sets of allergies. Standard "Dad meals" PBJ, hot dogs, pizza? All dis-allowed.
Wheat/Gluten is no picnic either - ironicly, most soy sauce contains some wheat.

Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

MarkJ:
ijij:
If peanuts aren't nuts, do they still cause the same problems for people with nut allergies? And do ordinary nuts cause the same problems in peanut-allergic people that are caused by peanuts?
Not necessarily. One of my kids is fairly allergic to peanuts, much less so to tree nuts. (By blood test).
If you thing nut / peanut allergies are a nuisance, try having an allergy to soya, like my mother-in-law (and to a lesser extent my wife). It seems that 90% of all commercially traded processed foodstuffs contain soya. Shopping for food is really tedious, and eating out is a nightmare. And there appears to be no mandatory warning on packets: "May contain soya."
Nods. Three kids - three different sets of allergies. Standard "Dad meals" PBJ, hot dogs, pizza? All dis-allowed.
Wheat/Gluten is no picnic either - ironicly, most soy sauce contains some wheat.

Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK. Or, if you really enjoy your food, Italy (particularly the latter, somewhere rural, as their food tends to the natural and additive-free).

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

hoodaticus:
C-Octothorpe:
Bob:
You guys are jerks.
I really hope that you're joking and that I just got trolled. If not, then you're more retarded than your son for coming back here and reading these posts.
Either way, have a nice weekend all...
You too, oh great trolled one!

Yeah, (yawn) probably about time we went to bed. (strains ears for the gleeful galumphing of z ...)

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

"I'm not sure what the instructions say, but at least they won't have to elucidate about keeping it away from kids

Where do you read that? YOU keep away from small children.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

hoodaticus:
Dan:
These systems were installed before there was a way to sync the clocks via radio. With 100s of clocks in a school, who has the time to change them to Daylight savings and back, and who gets to replace all the batteries? In a school, you especially need to sync the clocks. It is hard enough getting across campus between periods without worrying if your teacher kept the class late because their clock was slow.
TRWTF is that every clock in the world isn't on UTC.

Indeed. But if we can't have that much sanity, at least can we please please get rid of "daylight saving" time?

hoodaticus · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Karen:
The Chinese reads "Hand-Shredded Squid". It's a pretty popular snack growing up. Unfortunately, from the picture, it didn't look shredded =(

And blood jello for dessert, yes, I know.

lolwtf · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

"I was greeted by this attempt to put my programmer's brain into an inFinite loop aFter coming back From lunch one day," Jason wrote. -Duh, use the middle door.

"I spotted this abuse oF the DRY principle at a parking lot recently," Ben wrote, "For the liFe oF me, I can't imagine what the person ordering the signs was thinking... iF it Fails, try the same thing again?" -Must be at the Dept. oF Redundancy Dept.

"Our university emphasizes responsible use oF material resources and energy," wrote Félix Cloutier, "the smart placement oF the electric plugs in classrooms is probably part oF a global strategy to reduce our carbon Footprint. The electrons Face less resistance Flowing downhill." -Maybe they want to make the outlet only reachable by tall people, thus reducing the number oF people who use it? That'd be one way to reduce electricity costs.

"IF these peanuts only contain traces oF peanuts, what's the rest then?" wonders Thomas H. -Salt, obviously.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

Matt Westwood:
MarkJ:
Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK.

How about living somewhere that isn't turning into a shithole? [image]

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

CE Marked:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
a) I'd be interested to know how you do that over a dumb mains connection. Broadband over powerlines perhaps?
IIRC, a British broadband provider did this and got complaints about kids picking up hardcore porn or something with their braces.
No, it was tried and found that it fails all extant EMI compatibility requirements quite spectacularly.
Obviously, Netgear, Belkin et al sell them anyway under the moniker "HomePlug" by claiming that they don't fall into any of the existing EMC classes. OFCOM still deny that they could possibly be a problem despite the evidence - including evidence from the BBC that they trash digital TV and radio signals.

The EU are slowly working on regulations specifically for them, the drafts of which will effectively ban all the current devices as none of them come close.

Meeting these requirements isn't hard, they just don't bother.

Works fine in the US. It's available in my neighborhood actually.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

"I spotted this abuse of the DRY principle at a parking lot recently," Ben wrote, "for the life of me, I can't imagine what the person ordering the signs was thinking... if it fails, try the same thing again?"

Hint: Color blindness...

Unfortunately I can't read Chinese, so I don't know what it is or even what it's called."

"手撕魷魚" = "Squid that can be torn by your hands"

frits · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

C-Octothorpe:
Pot:
frits:
P.S., the real frits is an idiot.
Stating the obvious, man, stop it.
Aww, that's cute... You guys miss him?

It's a little pathological, if you ask me.

I've been home helping take care of the newest addition to my family, BTW.

I'll be back at work next week so you guys can get your fix of feeling-superior-while-actually-being-clowned-on on ;).

TheCPUWizard · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

ijij:
If peanuts aren't nuts, do they still cause the same problems for people with nut allergies? And do ordinary nuts cause the same problems in peanut-allergic people that are caused by peanuts?
Not necessarily. One of my kids is fairly allergic to peanuts, much less so to tree nuts. (By blood test).

(This may have been covered.....)

Peanuts are NOT nuts, they are Legumes. People can easily have fatal allergic reactions to Peanuts and other LEgumes, and still be able to eat "true" nuts.

One classic interaction for people with Peanut allergies is with green peas. My cousin has had to use his Epi pen after eating food that had green peas in it because of the severity of the reaction while waiting for an ambulance.

His alergy is severe. If you eat a handful of peanuts, an dthen shake hands with him, he will have a reacion ranging from severe rash on the hand and arm, to problems breathing.

He can not fly because when people open the little packets, enough dust ends up in the air, that if he is within a few rows, it can become a medical emergency.

2011-08-12 Reply Admin

About the plug: Many years ago, in the age of MiniComputers, I wrote the requirements for my computer room. After checking the height of the equipment I was getting, I specified that electrical sockets be four feet above the floor. In sight, in mind.

Were there a table there, that plug would be just about the right height above the table for table-top computer equipment. In sight, in mind.

frits · 2011-08-12 Reply Admin

"I was greeted by this attempt to put my programmer's brain into an infinite loop after coming back from lunch one day," Jason wrote. [image]

A smoked lunch, perhaps?

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Daily WTF Reader {a43f243b-23c8-5ad4-bcc2-83e03ecd41ca}:
Matt Westwood:
MarkJ:
Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK.

How about living somewhere that isn't turning into a shithole?

Well yes, the Daily Telegraph is one minor reason why this nation isn't perfect but if you tell me where you live I'll probably be able to give you a couple of minor reasons why yours isn't 100% perfect either.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

May contain traces of nuts and peanuts.

So it isn't even certain... it could be pure salt...

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

TheFritziestNagesh:
There's a separate circle of Hell reserved for numbskulls who say "their" when they mean "there" you know? Don't give me bullshit saying that "language is evolving" because I don't fucking care. No-one ever said evolution was easy.

I agree. There's nothing more frustrating that hearing someone say "their" when they meant to say "there", or hearing someone say "there" when they meant to say "their". These people should be hunted down and locked up.

However, I don't mind too much when people accidentally write "their" when they meant to write "there", or "there" when they meant to write "their". Typos (especially typos that spell-checkers can't catch) are completely understandable; and it's not like they're making a fundamental errors in logic (like getting "say" and "write" mixed up, for example)...

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Frist!

Fuck Askimet. Insulting it might be the only way to post here.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Kuba:
Can anyone tell me what a barrery is?
Obviously, it's a place where they bar you from doing stuff.

"Do not charging not specified type barrery." Perhaps it's a concealed advice to revolutionaries against charging behind uncertified barricades.

The first section, titled "Explain", might be a list of tasks, to explain each item.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

The plugs are no WTF there. It's probably for projectors or televisions.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Astah is a comprehensive modeling toolset that works with UML, ERD, DFD and mind mapping models within the same integrated platform. There's both a free trial and a free community edition available. They also put out a pretty unique guide called Zen and The Art of User Requirements that's worth a quick read.

Unfortunately, their requirements didn't spec a mailout system able to handle files of the size of that report, apparently.

Matt Westwood · 2011-08-13 Reply Admin

alnite:
The plugs are no WTF there. It's probably for projectors or televisions.

Had another thought: possibly the building was built (or at least specified) before it became mandatory that every student have a piece of electrical equipment on their desk.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Yanick:
Haha!! That university photo is at l'École de technologie supérieure (www[-dot-]etsmtl[-dot-]ca) and I went there; you indeed have to climb on tables to plug in your laptop... which is a security hazard. Go engineering!

At Tampere Univ of Tech we have to do the same :) We have teamwork rooms that have at most one outlet in the wall, the rest are literally in the ceiling above the tables.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

I've been getting that right for roughly 35 years, but during the last year I've been getting things like that wrong a lot. I usually catch it (I think) but not all the time.

Kind of dismaying when your brain starts betraying you.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

C-Octothorpe:
Jellineck:
Anon:
Actually, I think TRWTF in that case would be "Hey, why don't we run our clocks on AA batteries like everybody else?"

And the answer would be because they don't have a way to synchronize a clock running on AA batteries with the rest of the clocks in the building.
Why would you ever need to syncronize clocks in a school setting (or anywhere except where it counts like an airport or a trading floor)?

It does count in a school... you want all the classes starting and ending at the right time, so you're not late to the next one because the one before ended late. It's not a matter of safety or great financial sums but it does matter.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Walt:
I've been getting that right for roughly 35 years, but during the last year I've been getting things like that wrong a lot. I usually catch it (I think) but not all the time.
Kind of dismaying when your brain starts betraying you.

Ugh, didn't realize the "reply" button wasn't threaded. Was talking about their/there/they're.

2011-08-13 Reply Admin

Harry:
I can't see the ads, as I have blocked them because Alex apparently doesn't care to make money off of this site. Anyone care to tell me what is being advertised?

Sounds like a case of premature optimization. I've got ABP, and I'm not missing anything in the article.

Coyne · 2011-08-14 Reply Admin

Félix Cloutier: "... the smart placement of the electric plugs in classrooms is probably part of a global strategy to reduce our carbon footprint. The electrons face less resistance flowing downhill.

That outlet is for the clock that used to be there, you ditz! You can't use a clock outlet for your laptop!

2011-08-14 Reply Admin

CE Marked:
hoodaticus:
Anon:
a) I'd be interested to know how you do that over a dumb mains connection. Broadband over powerlines perhaps?
IIRC, a British broadband provider did this and got complaints about kids picking up hardcore porn or something with their braces.
No, it was tried and found that it fails all extant EMI compatibility requirements quite spectacularly.
Obviously, Netgear, Belkin et al sell them anyway under the moniker "HomePlug" by claiming that they don't fall into any of the existing EMC classes. OFCOM still deny that they could possibly be a problem despite the evidence - including evidence from the BBC that they trash digital TV and radio signals.

The EU are slowly working on regulations specifically for them, the drafts of which will effectively ban all the current devices as none of them come close.

Meeting these requirements isn't hard, they just don't bother.

Who needs radio and TV signal, when all you need is internet. shame for television channels. sometime things change, and the game changes.

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

Karen:
The Chinese reads "Hand-Shredded Squid". It's a pretty popular snack growing up. Unfortunately, from the picture, it didn't look shredded =(

Or it's shredded humans's hand — perfect feed for squids.

hoodaticus · 2011-08-15 Reply Admin

Matt Westwood:
Daily WTF Reader {a43f243b-23c8-5ad4-bcc2-83e03ecd41ca}:
Matt Westwood:
MarkJ:
Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK.

How about living somewhere that isn't turning into a shithole?

Well yes, the Daily Telegraph is one minor reason why this nation isn't perfect but if you tell me where you live I'll probably be able to give you a couple of minor reasons why yours isn't 100% perfect either.

TRWTF is Tories?

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

hoodaticus:
Matt Westwood:
Daily WTF Reader {a43f243b-23c8-5ad4-bcc2-83e03ecd41ca}:
Matt Westwood:
MarkJ:
Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK.

How about living somewhere that isn't turning into a shithole?

Well yes, the Daily Telegraph is one minor reason why this nation isn't perfect but if you tell me where you live I'll probably be able to give you a couple of minor reasons why yours isn't 100% perfect either.

TRWTF is Tories?

Hmm ... are we talking Conservative Tories, Labour Tories or (now they've shown their true colours) Liberal Democrat Tories?

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

Ben writes, "I have never seen a CR2032 battery charger[...]"

That's because such chargers don't exist anywhere in the world - but ask yourself, has such a trivial obstacle ever deterred a ligitious moron?

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

QJo:
hoodaticus:
Matt Westwood:
Daily WTF Reader {a43f243b-23c8-5ad4-bcc2-83e03ecd41ca}:
Matt Westwood:
MarkJ:
Unfortunately, manufacturers (at least in the US) only list those allergens they are required to by regulations. My son is allergic to corn (maize), which (at least in the US) is used in everything; it's almost impossible to avoid. Unfortunately, it's also used as a binder/bulking agent in most perscription and over-the-counter drugs such as antihistamines.

Sympathy. Emigrate to the UK.

How about living somewhere that isn't turning into a shithole?

Well yes, the Daily Telegraph is one minor reason why this nation isn't perfect but if you tell me where you live I'll probably be able to give you a couple of minor reasons why yours isn't 100% perfect either.

TRWTF is Tories?

Hmm ... are we talking Conservative Tories, Labour Tories or (now they've shown their true colours) Liberal Democrat Tories?

Further research suggests that the political map of the UK was originally drawn up in the 18th century between the Cowboys and the Thieves.

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

Obviously, if you push open both doors simultaneously you are in compliance with both instructions.

Basically, together they just mean you ought to swagger into the building like a cowboy from out-of-town entering the local saloon.

C-Octothorpe · 2011-08-15 Reply Admin

frits:
C-Octothorpe:
Pot:
frits:
P.S., the real frits is an idiot.
Stating the obvious, man, stop it.
Aww, that's cute... You guys miss him?
It's a little pathological, if you ask me.
I've been home helping take care of the newest addition to my family, BTW.

I'll be back at work next week so you guys can get your fix of feeling-superior-while-actually-being-clowned-on on ;).

Oh great, now there's going to be TWO of you?! :)

Serious though, congrats man!

2011-08-15 Reply Admin

C-Octothorpe:
frits:
I've been home helping take care of the newest addition to my family, BTW.
Oh great, now there's going to be TWO of you?! :) Serious though, congrats man!

Boy or girl?

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