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Don't you dare accuse me of stealing from Borat when it obvious that I'm ripping off the entire decade of the 80's.
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Lets get physical, physical...
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Although I was joking, I am unsure if you are.
Oh shi-
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I think "best/rest" quotes are significantly older than Hackers.
Besides, the actual Hackers quote was "Mess with the best, die like the rest." Not quite the same.
CAPTCHA: esse -> "Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco?"
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They all feature a main character with an uncanny physical resemblance to Heinlein, and who share all his opinions and prejudice, surrounded by gorgeous, intelligent woman half his age and way out of his league.
The funny thing is he has some great ideas, but the self-insertion/fanfic-level wish fulfillment crap completely distracts me from the rest of the book.
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I hope you explained to the interviewer, in no uncertain terms, that the resume you gave them is identical to the one you gave the recruiter, and that any differences were caused by "editing" by the recruiter.
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TRWTF is that they had to use two half-filled pages instead of a single full page.
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Grok = drink, not understand
go read some Heinlein, you'll like it.
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Uh-huh. It's amazing how high in the air the tail end goes when it's thrown by a 1200 line-per-minute printer, too.
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Of course Google is an ISP. They provide an Internet service.
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No they provide an Internet. I've got the google internet in my computer.
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Ha, ha, ha. That's funny. Where'd you find such a shitty post? Did that come from a brain-dead weasel? Did you get it from one of those trolling sites on the internet? Well done.
See, big difference between that and me pointing out your mistake of not realizing that there is a vast gulf between "Nope, can't find any problems" and "Is this a joke?". They, presumably, expecting him to find a few places to make improvements and make a couple of suggestions. They weren't expecting him to laugh at it. Now, the fact that he laughed at it, probably means it was bad enough to be laughed at, but that's not the point. I'm not defending their shitty code. I'm saying their reaction is not surprising, and while it's easy to say that you welcome criticism and would take it as an opportunity to learn, I'm sure about 95% of people wouldn't be so ready to learn after being laughed at.
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I haven't got time to wade through all the bullshit today, so sorry if this has already been said.
TRWTF is that he ignored the e-mail. If some clueless "Technical Recruiter", who thought Google was an ISP, was "fixing up" my CV and shopping it all over town I would want to tell him in the strongest possible terms to cease-and-fucking-desist and delete it from his "server". He obviously doesn't care about his reputation.
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Nevertheless, I see the missed chance at a useful discussion there. Assuming they got past the "this-code-is-a-joke" awkwardness, discussing their code and his rewrite would not only give them a good idea of the type of developer he is, but he would get a good idea of the type of company/developers they are. I think this type of discussion is something that so many interviews miss out on, many times resulting in a job offer to a lesser candidate.
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Valid and reasonable argument, but as a corollary...a certain degree of pride is perfectly acceptable, nay, required to be a great programmer. Paraphrasing the jargon file (I think), hubris makes you write the best code you possibly can, precisely to avoid situations like this, where someone else looks at your code and says "Is this a joke? What were you smoking?". Taking ownership of, and pride in, "your" code prevents you from writing hacky shit and throwing it over the wall. Your pride should of course, as you point out, be tempered with the humility to realise that you are not perfect.
TRWTF is academics getting all prissy because, in practice, theory is not the same as practice. Spend too long coddled by university walls and you believe your own hype. Every one of us, to a man, will or will have looked back on code we wrote fresh out of university and be overwhelmed with shame. To. A. Man. (Even the women)
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For the third one, would it be considered "too" bad to go ahead and give the guy the references, then when the client calls you, tell them what a moron their recruiter is?
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Anyway, to clarify, I never meant to imply that one cannot have pride in their code. Rather, my pride in my work would push me to question the applicant's mockery, rather than get grumpy about it (well, maybe a little grumpy, depending on his choice of words). If he calls my code lousy, then offers up a worse solution as a rewrite, and in explaining it all demonstrates a total lack of understanding of the original code and programming in general, then the joke's on him.
Crack! But what does that have to do with my code?Admin
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TRWTF is that you would've used an entire sheet of paper, rather than half a sheet.
{Completed reading side A. Please remove the disk and turn it over so I can continue reading side B...}
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Don't be silly... Firefox is an IIS.
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I can't stand recruiters who don't know enough to do their job. But then, for a tech recruiter, the amount of knowledge required would merit a quarter-million base salary, and due to unpredictability of candidate success on the job, would yield an insufficient return on investment anyway.
It is therefore Adam Smith's creepy, invisible hand that causes technical recruiters to be ignorant and development staffs to be cursed with nincompoops whose aggressive stupidity compounds ignorance with arrogance.
Indeed, it is capitalism that causes the WTF.
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However it's not possible to be a good PERL programmer.
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Why be safe? The interviewer handed out the code and basically said "do your worst on this". He should be prepared for any ensuing flames, or not be part of the interview.
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"an older gentleMEN" - oh God, they're multiplying!
(also, "The The Daily WTF Interview"?)
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Really? Do you not mean: 'Mess with the best, die like the rest'? Has the words 'best' and 'rest' other than that I don't make your connection....
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"you could have had the best, now you'll just have the rest!"
Dedication's what you need.
www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/titles/recordbreakers.shtml
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Let's face it, it's a pretty rare (and probably marginally defective) human being that doesn't get defensive about the masterpiece of their craft or the fruit of their loins.
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I have very little good to say about third-party recruiters. In my experience they're either liars to all parties, lazy, or useless.
Lately though I've been noticing a new twist -- job postings for direct hires that bear little relation to the actual job. E.g. for my last job search I was looking specifically for a VMware-ish admin position (having just gotten my VCP). So I searched for "vmware and linux" on Monster. I interviewed at about a half-dozen places and almost none of them had both VMware and Linux in their actual environments (I think one did) -- several had neither one!
I think a lot of companies are (or were) looking at the rotten economy as a chance to pick up skilled staff at a bargain.
I eventually ended up with a job after a friend fed my resume into his employer's system and an internal recruiter there called me out of the blue offering a Linux admin position.
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i've always wanted to use this line:
You are promoted to your highest level of incompetence.
obviously, this guy knew nothing about technology, at least on a high level and was asked to interview it.
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Code is code. It is not a "masterpiece"; it is a set of instructions to carry out a task. Maybe the finished product can be a masterpiece, but not the code itself.
Code is also not the fruit of your loins, unless of course, you type it with your loins.
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Sometimes it works out okay. Some time ago my boss called in a candidate who was an expert in the "Transputer Layer Interface", just to find out what that meant. What it meant was that his agency had decided to rewrite his CV a bit ("Transputer" was a buzzword, once upon a time). As it turned out, he got the job and was very good at it (hi Neil :-)
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A new kind of hunt and peck typing!
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While that guy may have known the names of the OSI layers he sure as shit doesn't know what they do. Might want to stay on the development side of things.
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I was going to say, ive seen this interview dozens of times...it must be new to him. You have to treat head hunters like mud puppies. Brow beat them every chance you get because they truly are the dumbest people on earth.
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And I imagine, in true TDWTF tradition, you made it marginally shorter, introduced a slew of new bugs, and translated it into the wrong language.
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Ah, recruiters.
I walked out on them once.
A recruiter insisted that he needed to meet me in person before referring me to any of their clients, so I drove 40 miles one way to be at his office by 9 am.
I was on time. He was nowhere to be found. They stuck me in a little waiting room and I sat there for a while.
After about 20 minutes I popped my head into the front office and asked if they had any idea what was going on. Someone finally got around to trying the recruiter's cell phone, which worked perfectly. Apparently he was stuck in traffic.
He hadn't bothered to call in to the office to have someone inform his 9:00 appointment that he'd be late, but would I mind waiting another 45 minutes or so until he got in?
Yes, I minded. Had he just made the effort to contact me I would have stayed, but I didn't need the job that badly, so I walked out and drove the 40 miles back home. Waste of a morning.
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I thought he was quoting pizza boxes.
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On the storm out, I can honestly say I feel that tech recruiters are nothing but spineless leaches. GET A REAL FUCKING JOB!
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Now that the western world is in recession and IT jobs are fewer, the latest trend I've noticed from recruiters is to ring you up to "go through your CV" when want they really want is to find out which companies you've had interviews with recently so they can pester them with offers to undercut their rivals. Best advice here is to say "nope. I've had no interviews recently" and get them off the phone A.S.A.P.
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[quote user="onitake"]and of course, the wtf here is going from perl to php. :)
on the other hand, a capable perl coder with zero php experience should be able to grok out at least shitty, perl-like php code with a little learning...[/quote]
FTFY.[/quote] You have no idea how correct you are. Sadly, I speak from experience correcting said per-like code.