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So thats Accenture for :-P
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That's due to JSP. Unless you comment all whitespace out of your tags (c:forEach, c:if, etc.) it ends up in the output.
It's a shame Sun couldn't have made it easy to implement a skip whitespace tag (or for that matter filter type tags in general). You pretty much have to chose between ugly code or ugly output. Since you usually look at the code more...
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That's not enterprise enough, they actually link directly to a JSP-file! I work on an enterprise portal, and we always link to an action path, which is translations to an action class depending on stuff like which page you came from. The action class does some magic foo involing executing some command-objects and stuff, before choosing the name of a page to show. That name is then mapped to a JSP-file, depending on stuff like which page you came from, and what the action path is.
Looking at a page in a browser, it can take minutes to find out which JSP-file I need to edit. And then the JSP-file just includes a bunch of other JSP-files etc...
Actually, maybe this website costs more than €165.M, only management knows.
A few years ago I laughed at how much easier it would be with PHP. The scary part? Now I can actually see how much work all this saves. This would be so much harder to do with this enterprise-stuff. Yay...
Okay, this may be scarier: The website is actually worth the prise. The clients saves money on some of this, and earns money on the rest. Lots.
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Why am I thinking to a base-64 encoded serialized Session Object ?
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Yup, it's an IOR.
<FONT size=2>IOR:
Type_ID: IDL:http/ReqProcessor:1.0
Profiles: 1
profile # 1 =>
tag: TAG_INTERNET_IOP
profile_data:
ProfileBody_1_1:
Version:
major: 1
minor: 2
host: s0202021
port: 60230
object_key: �PMC�������IDL:http/ReqProcessor:1.0� ���berufe_cluster� ���/tomcat4_poa�
TaggedComponent not implemented
</FONT>(although my IOR parser does not support TaggedComponent... yet)
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You think that's enterprisy?
In our app:
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160 million?
That's a simple number to explain - they just wanted to beat boo.com's record
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Erm, pretty much... But I couldn't get it superscript.
/should have thought of that
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http://infobub.arbeitsagentur.de/berufe/alphaSearch.do?alphaCaps=B
http://infobub.arbeitsagentur.de/berufe/alphaSearch.do?alphaCaps=BBB
http://infobub.arbeitsagentur.de/berufe/alphaSearch.do?alphaCaps=B'%20and%201=1%20or%20''='
http://infobub.arbeitsagentur.de/berufe/alphaSearch.do?alphaCaps=B'%20and%201=2%20or%20''='
Is it just me or does this smell like an SQL injection..?
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And they were recently thrown out (all 120 consultants) by a telecommunications company (http://www.tele2.com) because accenture kept demanding more money for extra stuff that was needed to make the system work...
No english link to the story (sorry about that), but here's a couple in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish (respectively): http://www.hegnar.no/IT-Kanalen/newsdet.asp?id=212189
http://www.nyteknik.se/art/45382 http://www.computerworld.dk/art/33322?a=rss&i=0
Do we see an emerging pattern?
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... Now with linebreaks... Sorry about that...
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<font size="2">If you paste that into notepad and use a monospaced font (I used Bitstream Vera Sans Mono, size 8), turn word wrapping on, delete the line breaks then fiddle about with the size of the notepad window you will notice it turns into an ASCII art Homer Simpson...</font>
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It gets even worse: below that there is a test to check for this:
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Yes it did.
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Cracking :-)
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dunno, but where's the problem? One session id for every unemployed guy in germany :-) Though I think they might even come short with id's soon in the future...
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assenture.com
try it out!!
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its the accenture way ... just know they are moving to a more secure method of don't sue me, cause a few years ago they create Accenture Technology Solutions!! They want to be technology focused instead of being industry focused, and guess what they hire any one who breathes. If breathe air and have can use a computer you could be hired!!
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...shoulda formatted it (or cut it short)...heck, didn't even realize how big it was myself until after I posted. Saved it to a file, it's over 96000 bytes long!
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That's from an ASP.NET application. It's used to store control context information from request to request. By default, all controls - including any custom controls that derive from ASP.NET web control library classes - have this feature enabled. Typically, you'd disable this feature for controls that don't need to use it, in order to reduce the size of that hidden variable value. WTF? Very possibly so.
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I would guess that VB is for VisiBroker: the name of Borland's ORB (CORBA)
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I went there once and had a look at some of their specs they were willing to show. Immediately opted out. Yea this is their Bangalore location which might be the centre that developed this WTF monster.
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Too bad for Accenture (I still call them Andersen... the name chance is just a PR ploy)... they can't compete with Wipro on price.
You either hire Arthur Andersen consultants to get nice cologne smelling-college kids on site, resembling the Aryan Nation who bill you into poverty.
Or,
You can hire Wipro for 1/1000th of the cost and get planeloads of Engrish-speakers on your front doorstep, ready to write code for fear of having to go back to the Hyderabad callcenters.
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687 bytes to encode the server name, cluster name, and Tomcat instance name
"Sorry, but that's not a WTF."
oh, that's ok then
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I think they have some Whitespace code embedded in that page too... just take a look at this
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[!-- Request took 0.01 seconds realtime to complete. --]
sure
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The funniest thing is that the GUID appears 9 times on one page...that is a lot of overhead for no good reason.
Also, I don't think the "keyword" meta tag will be very effective with that many key words.
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quality....
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either that or a bunch of middle aged ex-COBOL developers who suddenly learned ASP.Net
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I found
Sincerely,
Gene Wirchenko
In there too!
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I think it was an "enterprise billing system"... ;-)
No, seriously; they were (going to) build a billing system for mobile phone calls for all the 24 countries tele2 operate in. The initial budget was around 6-10 million euros (tounge-in-cheek conversion), but surprisingly enough accenture kept billing for extras...
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Here's some irony that will bust your gut: The Daily WTF forum software makes use of this.
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nice one
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Yep, sure is...
$160 MM Euros and still wide open... ouch
Too much enterpriseness. Not enough clues.
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Simply horrible. When I clinc on the front side menu item "Interesse:Beruf" (interes:occupation) I get
"Ihr Browser sollte automatisch ein Fenster mit dem Angebot "INTERESSE:BERUF" der Bundesagentur für Arbeit geöffnet haben. Wenn dies nicht der Fall ist, klicken Sie bitte hier."
Translated:
Your browser was supposed to open the window with the choice "interest:occupation" from (this full site name). If that is not the case, please click here"
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Well, you should have.
It is a Base-64 encoded string containing control state and retaining it across postbacks (ASP.NET feature, enabled by default). Extremely useful feature for web developers and most definitely NOT a WTF. Merely a life-saver.
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Actually, it probably stands for VisiBroker, which is Borland's CORBA implementation. (Pretty good for a commercial CORBA implementation, by the way.)
Now, I'm by no means sure of this, but the 'session id' here looks a lot like a stringified CORBA object reference (although the 'IOR:' at the beginning is missing, maybe they cut that off to save space :-).If this is actually the case, the WTF here is an order of magnitude bigger than I initially suspected...
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When you are a german, looking for stuff on these people, you DO bombard google with that kind of word, believe it or not...
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Kind of proves that a human can hold seven items of random information at a time...
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Coincidentally, "Palant" is in Polish synonym to idiot.sa