• Rodnas (unregistered)

    The broken image links are driving me nuts!

  • n/a (unregistered)

    Second file_not_found either. And some of the other ones (hint: they exist but aren't png).

  • (cs)

    The article is TRWTF.

  • n/a (unregistered) in reply to martijntje
    martijntje:
    The article is TRWTF.

    This article is full of BONUS WTFs for free, you mean.

  • Stuart (unregistered)

    Needs more pictures.

  • (cs)

    Needs more pictures and LESS bold.

  • (cs)

    It's interesting the way that the unclosed strong tag propagates to the comments.

  • Miriam (unregistered)

    Does this work? A Friday without Discourse! Happiness and joy!

    In other news, our Forums also have a squirrel infestation.

  • Miriam (unregistered) in reply to Miriam

    Whoops, discocurse is bad at searching for relevancy. It's the post below the one I linked to. :squirrel:

    And OMG I LOVE STRONG TAGS

  • (cs) in reply to Rodnas
    Rodnas:
    The broken image links are driving me nuts!

    OH THE HUGEMANATEE!! Wow. I goofed up this one. Ok fixed em. Stupid FTP folders.

  • Miriam (unregistered) in reply to Mark Bowytz
    Mark Bowytz:
    Rodnas:
    The broken image links are driving me nuts!

    OH THE HUGEMANATEE!! Wow. I goofed up this one. Ok fixed em. Stupid FTP folders.

    !Absolutely Brilliant!

  • QJo (unregistered)

    It's not "No keyboard" as in "absence of keyboard".

    The reason why this keyboard is so expensive is that it has been crafted by hand by Japanese artists out of the finest bamboo and jade. Each key implements a Japanese character which is then acted out in a mini-hologram in front of the screen as a No play (sometimes spelt Noh play).

  • (cs)

    Something is definitely squirrelly in that first image. Ah nuts! Font mapping error?

  • Bruce W (unregistered)

    This comment will be posted by rebooting.

    CAPTCHA: odio - I odio having to reboot to p-=;$38 NO CARRIER

  • J. Ward (unregistered)

    In War Thunder? Sounds like a case for Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. Do the guns of abalone appear in War Thunder?

    Captcha: quis. Quis? Ego.

  • Anon (unregistered)

    The Dutch is TRWTF! Amiright?

    I mean come on, is it Holland or the Netherlands? Make you fucking minds up. And their entire flood defense system consists of young boys with their fingers in dykes (wow that sounded bad).

  • Muzer (unregistered)

    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra letters...

  • (cs) in reply to Muzer
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...
    Brillant.
  • Miriam (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    The Dutch is TRWTF! Amiright?

    I mean come on, is it Holland or the Netherlands? Make you fucking minds up. And their entire flood defense system consists of young boys with their fingers in dykes (wow that sounded bad).

    Just call them levees if dykes make you feel uncomfortable. Homophone. (Sorry for the awful puns!)

  • CigarDoug (unregistered) in reply to Miriam
    Miriam:
    Anon:
    The Dutch is TRWTF! Amiright?

    I mean come on, is it Holland or the Netherlands? Make you fucking minds up. And their entire flood defense system consists of young boys with their fingers in dykes (wow that sounded bad).

    Just call them levees if dykes make you feel uncomfortable. Homophone. (Sorry for the awful puns!)
    My ex-girlfriend became a levee after dating me. I assure you it was no laughing matter.

    Captcha: jugis. She had nice jugis, too.

  • hriwolker (unregistered)

    "We have far too many of these fullsize USB keyboards in the warehouse and it's costing us in storage fees because our customers won't take them, even for free."

  • Chelloveck (unregistered) in reply to Muzer
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...

    The only odd thing I see is that the word "Brilliant" looks like it's spelled with four 'l' characters: Brllllant. If that's the joke then the lack of resolution in the photo kills it, since most of the 'i's look like 'l's.

    Or TRWTF is that I've spent 5 minutes staring at this trying to figure out what the fsck the WTF is.

  • (cs)

    Paula Bean has emigrated, then?

  • (cs) in reply to Chelloveck
    Chelloveck:
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...

    The only odd thing I see is that the word "Brilliant" looks like it's spelled with four 'l' characters: Brllllant. If that's the joke then the lack of resolution in the photo kills it, since most of the 'i's look like 'l's.

    Or TRWTF is that I've spent 5 minutes staring at this trying to figure out what the fsck the WTF is.

    You must be new around here.

    http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Brillant_Paula_Bean.aspx

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered) in reply to QJo
    QJo:
    It's not "No keyboard" as in "absence of keyboard".

    The reason why this keyboard is so expensive is that it has been crafted by hand by Japanese artists out of the finest bamboo and jade. Each key implements a Japanese character which is then acted out in a mini-hologram in front of the screen as a No play (sometimes spelt Noh play).

    And if you have to ask how much the No Tea costs, forget it.

  • Hasse de great (unregistered) in reply to Anon

    The difference between Holland and the Netherlands for you ignorant Americans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc&list=TLVud4teKR-RQR76AIQIUiUDpnymiV3sEF

  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Chelloveck
    Chelloveck:
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...

    The only odd thing I see is that the word "Brilliant" looks like it's spelled with four 'l' characters: Brllllant. If that's the joke then the lack of resolution in the photo kills it, since most of the 'i's look like 'l's.

    Or TRWTF is that I've spent 5 minutes staring at this trying to figure out what the fsck the WTF is.

    I think it's just a running joke here that anything where "brilliant" is spelt "brilliant" is incorrect, since we know that the correct spelling is "brillant".

  • Pedant (unregistered) in reply to pjt33

    Brilliant is spelled right; the font just looks odd.

  • (cs)

    TRWTF about that slightly-Dutch dialog is that both buttons are titled Annuleren (Cancel).

  • (cs)

    Don't ask for details on how I came up with this idea...I really am unsure.

    But, doesn't everyone agree that there would be a huge market for internet-ready electric blankets?

  • StillConfused (unregistered) in reply to pjt33
    pjt33:
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...
    Brillant.

    What is a brill ant? Some kind of aquatic ant?

    I don't see the WTF either, maybe I'm not brilliant enough.

  • Bananas (unregistered)

    The HTC phone is apparently not the only thing (or person) using.

  • cyborg (unregistered) in reply to StillConfused
    StillConfused:
    pjt33:
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...
    Brillant.

    What is a brill ant? Some kind of aquatic ant?

    I don't see the WTF either, maybe I'm not brilliant enough.

    You do not see the WTF because you are not sufficiently strong with the force of brillance that Paula Bean displays.

  • Doctor_of_Ineptitude (unregistered)

    @Ian P. (USB Keyboard) Like Vacuum, nothing costs a lot. Both to manufacture and maintain.

  • Doctor_of_Ineptitude (unregistered) in reply to cyborg
    cyborg:
    StillConfused:
    pjt33:
    Muzer:
    Don't get the Famiclone one? Aside from the extra exclamation mark, I can't see any extra *letters*...
    Brillant.

    What is a brill ant? Some kind of aquatic ant?

    I don't see the WTF either, maybe I'm not brilliant enough.

    You do not see the WTF because you are not sufficiently strong with the force of brillance that Paula Bean displays.

    Paula Beans, Hmm. Strong with brilliance that one is.

    (Don't hate me. It had to be done.)

  • (cs) in reply to Miriam
    Miriam:
    Does this work? A Friday without Discourse! Happiness and joy!
    Only if you count the "bold" tags as syllables.
  • (cs)

    I have a feeling that the 32,049.999,999,999,996 is someone trying to manipulate a string instead of using a formatter...

  • (cs) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    is it Holland or the Netherlands? Make you fucking minds up.
    At least that one is easy, but unfortunately the bloody Hollanders probably don’t see the difference.
  • (cs)

    England, Britain, and the United Kingdom are all the same thing, right?

  • Raestloz (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    England, Britain, and the United Kingdom are all the same thing, right?
    Actually no

    By the way, did you know of any good repair shop? My humor implant is acting up lately

    Captcha: minim. Oh and bonus if you can minimize the price

  • TenshiNo (unregistered) in reply to pjt33

    It says "Brilliant", which is the correct spelling. Granted, the font makes it very difficult to read.

  • RedWizard (unregistered) in reply to Hasse de great
    Hasse de great:
    The difference between Holland and the Netherlands for you ignorant Americans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc&list=TLVud4teKR-RQR76AIQIUiUDpnymiV3sEF

    +1 for finding a concise explanation.

    Just goes to show, the longer the history, the more complicated it tends to be.

  • Friedrice The Great (unregistered) in reply to Miriam
    Miriam:
    Does this work? A Friday without Discourse! Happiness and joy!

    In other news, our Forums also have a squirrel infestation.

    Hurrah, I can comment again! CAPTCHA: I'd like to dignissim deep hole and dump Discourse into it.

  • Jim the Tool (unregistered) in reply to Anon

    I stuck my finger in a dyke once. But then, I'm a lesbian and it was all consensual, so no harm done.

    captcha saluto. We who are about to die, saluto you.

    (Actually, fuck that, we who are about to die, are going to try and take you, Caesar, out with us first.)

  • Hob Larch (unregistered) in reply to chubertdev
    chubertdev:
    I have a feeling that the 32,049.999,999,999,996 is someone trying to manipulate a string instead of using a formatter...
    No, it's just your run-of-the-mill floating-point WTF.
  • ojessen (unregistered) in reply to Hob Larch

    But why does it format the part after the decimal?

  • (cs) in reply to Hasse de great
    Hasse de great:
    The difference between Holland and the Netherlands for you ignorant Americans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc&list=TLVud4teKR-RQR76AIQIUiUDpnymiV3sEF

    Pretty good overview, though one WTF with it is not knowing how to pronounce “ç".

  • joepie91 (unregistered)

    Perhaps it's a little sad that I almost certainly can tell how that number formatting went botched.

    Evidently somebody didn't pay attention in class and used floats for currency-like numbers, and then proceeded to number_format it...

  • dreadwolf (unregistered) in reply to Anon
    Anon:
    The Dutch is TRWTF! Amiright?

    I mean come on, is it Holland or the Netherlands? Make you fucking minds up. And their entire flood defense system consists of young boys with their fingers in dykes (wow that sounded bad).

    Actually, no. You're not right. The country is called the Netherlands. Holland is a region. See? Nothing to make mind up about.

  • Frank (unregistered) in reply to Doctor_of_Ineptitude

    I hate you for thinking of it first.

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