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As for the rest of it, Microsoft was resisting Standardisation at about the same time Compaq was trying to do the same thing with hardware (I think they were using PS/2 while everyone else was using a chunky Keyboard plug and a Serial Mouse cable). They became the standard. Perhaps Microsoft would have too if they weren't so paranoid about people stealing their IP (and you could argue that much of their IP was the result of collaboration with other companies anyway). One way or another, I use windows because almost everything I need is available on Windows, but not necessarily on other OS's. I use MS Office because despite minor headaches it gives me, alternatives I've tried are for more frustrating. In short, I hear a lot of people preaching the evils of Microsoft, but I see very few people giving evidence that better alternatives exist.
I know people will argue the OS here, but that's horses for courses. For a server, maybe I like something *nix (I don't need a GUI) for a home PC, windows is fine!!! May not be the best, but it works and tends to be more compatible with much of the software (read games) I use.....but hey - I'm not saying it's better than your *nix boxes - nor that you shouldn't use them if you're that way nclined....
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2010 wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many bugs in it. For the first three weeks of using it, I encountered several bugs which I now know enough to work round, which means I can use it but it limits its convenience to me. If that's its expected benaviour, then you can shove your fucking Microshit apologism up your arse.
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He should have tried some other languages. These days, with the help of Google translate, you could have hundreds of different names without even changing case.
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Dude, asp.net
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What else could they be ?
When most of them can't code shit by hand, use dreamweaver or joomla or some other ghey piece of failware written by faildevs because they thought it'd be great if more faildevs like them could sell random crap.
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looks at calendar: 12/14 looks at article: 12/12 looks at article website: reads the word "daily" *scratches chin": (yeah right).
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What fun in waste of time like this? You people having nothing beter to do?
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Personally, I blame MS for inventing Ajax, which has held back web development by at least a decade.
your the real wtf...
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates Ajax. I still want to know why some people think it was the precursor of Java.
Captcha: tation. It wasn't a good tation sandwich.
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Alphabetical order?
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Ajax has ruined the lives of developers who value making their code pretty over enhancing the user's experience in an application.
Users should understand that their needs are secondary to the ego of the developer.
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Damn converted COBOL programmers...
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A term made up by blacks to refer to blacks is a racist term?
The british term is 150 years older than uppity, and was not created to talk about blacks. Did you read any of the page you linked?
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int up, Up, UP, uP, _up, UP, uP, up, uP;
Chance for him(her) C is case sensitive :
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One of the advantages of being older is that one was there when "it" happened, for at least some values of "it". In this case, PS/2. PS/2 was an IBM thing...went along with OS/2...went away about the same time. Designed to be a PC manufactured in an automated facility, with the "catchy" (???) slogan of "How you gonna do it? You're gonna PS/2 it!" (<bleah!>) it succeeded mostly in inspiring jokes ("Hey, IBM - PS/OnIt!"). My experience was that they were unusually unreliable - had a couple of top-end models that died shortly after arrival. Of course IBM replaced them, but it left a bad taste in the mouth. Also suffered from low performance - at a time when the top-end Intel chip was the 80386 clocked at 20 MHz (oooh!) IBM's top-end machine was only clocked at 16 MHz. I was miffed that my cheap clone box at home was faster than the spiffy new PS/2 I had at work that cost twice as much. Incompatible with existing boards + high prices + low performance = recipe for disaster. You can see how well they lasted.
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fuck off bob
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Don't tell him to fuck off. Tell him to fuck on a cactus. That way, he's being told to be productive.
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I used to maintain a DOS ISAM database ERP system that had its own language. All variables were global. You could have subroutines,but still with global variables. There was a limit on name length as well. At least in the version I used you could have if..then.. else & elseif with blocks of statements terminated by an endif & while loops. In the previous version everything was done in the trad spaghetti style with gotos. We tried to maintain an off-the-peg ERP system in that version for another company. You could reference database fields directly with a dot notation, so you could create a table that was never saved to disk for use as variables in a program. They had done this, but just named the table "M" and all the fields were just numbered like M.1.0.0.1, M.1.0.1.1, and so on for a hundred or so names. The language allowed comments, but the purpose of these variables was uncommented and could only be inferred. Debugging errors in their Stock Control was entertaining to say the least. The improved version we used, despite the global variables, still was fairly cool for an 1990ish DOS-based ERP system.
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No and no.
Both are man made, abstract definitions; the only meaning in them is what everyone gives them.
About the OP... I don't have anything to say. Parameters are the most basic concept.
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Now, Imagine a source file with 40 functions in it, all modestly complex (between 1000 and 4000 lines) that only differed from each other by which global variable they operated on.
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That's all about the famous Nietzsche conjecture.
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I know this is years later from the comments, but since there were comments about my name, I had better explain. I was a big fan of "Bored of the Rings" by the Harvard Lampoon. At the time, I think P.J. O'Rourke was editor. He later used "Argle Bargle" a lot in his writings. I essentially glommed onto using Argle a lot for online identification. When I jumped into Second Life, I was going to use Argle once again when I saw the surname "Zymurgy" was available. I didn't know it at the time, but all surnames had limited engagements, so you could tell when someone arrived in SL from their Surname. (A few years later, that whole scheme got dropped... something that I thought added considerable color, but I kinda get why they got tired of it.) I decided I wanted to end up on either end of any collating sequence, so Argle became Aargle. I spent a few years as a celebrity there until the legal situation there got untenable. One of the SL creators created something called "Cloud Party." That needed a facebook account to connect, so I made one connected to my existing SL persona. Google (or someone big) bought out Cloud Party and shut it down. So sad. But I found I could use my FB login to visit all kinds of interesting places. As of 4 days before this post I used VR and dropped into Anyland. THAT is computer geek heaven. It's like a VR SL. Visit ASAP and PDQ. There I'm Argle Bargle again.
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OK, here's the aftermath:
After looking that that mayhem that the hopelessly incompetent programmer created, I knew better than to torture myself. The contract rate I would have demanded to justify the agony would be more than any reasonable company would pay, so I politely declined. I got a call from my contacts a few days later. Their legal people went over the contract they had with the original programmer and what they wanted done was contractually obliged to be fixed gratis. The programmer had to wallow in his own muck to fix it in a timely fashion or his a** would get sued for big buck$.
There's your happy ending, folks.