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Dear Mike,
In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The fact that you insist on using VMS clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid to be in charge of computers.
Go away and grow up.
Sincerely, Bert Glanstron
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Im in yr v4ck$, viRRuss1ng yr l0ginz!!!1!!
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Maybe if Remy spent less time drinking and more time taking English classes, we wouldn't have to read this garbage.
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Perhaps the message said "Virrus attaching to system"?
If this happened somewhere where they speak Frenglish, Chinglish, Dunglish, Spanglish,... then I can imagine some confusion.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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"The best company on Earth would be the one that sells without ever producing anything- pure profit!"
I worked for them once. Unfortunately customers eventually wanted something in return :(.
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It's called religion.
captcha: plaga - a combination of necromancy and biological warfare which causes young nerds to spend their entire lives staring at computer screens in a zombie like trance while paying $15.00 a month for the privelage of losing their lives.
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I don't understand why nobody first stopped to figure out why "Virrus" was misspelled.
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Yep, that's exactly the story that came into my head as well.
captcha: illum - sort of like Troy... oh, that was a good song... what happened to Sinead O'Connor anyway... oh, reggae? that's depressing... oh, sorry what were we talking about?
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Gosh, it's just so darn frustrating when things are implausible or possibly incorrect on this site. I mean, why do the even call it "100% True And Accurate Tales From IT (No Humor Intended)" anyway?
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Sad that these "admins" actually did more damage by staying late than leaving for the weekend. That's the ultimate form of ineptitude. Hopefully Mike and his team were swiftly purged from this company or relegated to the help desk for at least 5 years in order to pay for real training.
Also, why do people sign their posts on an internet forum that clearly displays their name?
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On my work machine? Yes, it's called Windows....
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I'm calling shenanigans
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Virus writers aren't well known for their command of the English language, nor, as this site will attest, any programmers or IT-type folks.
I wouldn't bat an eyelid at a misspelling in a message that came from a virus.
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OK, so the story's a bit incredible (aren't they all lately) but whether true or not there's still a WTF behavior illustrated here: panic and shut down.
Why?
If it really is a virus, it already thoroughly pwned your system approximately a billion nanoseconds ago. So you're not going to stop it from doing harm.
It's a VAX, not a server on a network of servers, so it isn't likely to go brute forcing its neighbors either. Or sending SPAM.
I mean, really, if the right decision is to shut it off, then what? After scratching your balls for a few (minutes, hours, days) you're going to have to turn it back on, right? And then you'll be right back where you are now. Minus some number of (minutes, hours, days).
You may have to respond to the damage the alleged virus did -- if indeed it did any -- but putting a message on the console does not count as damage. So look for actual damage and deal with that. Protip: easier to do while the system is on.
So is there any scenario where killing the corporate mainframe is the right decision? Aside from shaking loose some funding for a VAX anti-virus scanner, I mean?
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Can I help you?
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I thought it was called boo.com.
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In a previous job, a third-party vendor that we had previously used (involving employee records of some kind) had a laptop stolen. So they sent a letter to all of our employees telling them that their SSNs were compromised. Everyone was pissed at us for giving them our employees' SSNs in the first place, but in reality we never sent them SSNs; we used employee IDs.
Somehow management considered this a "close-call". We did things right and nothing we did could prevent a third-party vendor's laptop from being stolen. But that didn't stop some big changes as far as how sensitive information was handled.
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My employer landed a large contract with a government agency. Contract specified that we must have a virus scanner.
No amount of explaining that Solaris headless servers don't get viruses (because there is no luser to click allow on whatever pops up, and even if they did, they don't have permissions to install or modify software) would suffice. Contract says virus scanner, install a virus scanner. Period.
So...
grep -i virus /var/log/messages
Done.
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So, you think your job is bad, how about the guys who have to take customer complaint calls from an actual burning lake of fire? Now that's a helldesk...
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TRWTF is VB.
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Coming from the resident expert on all things gay?
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I take great offense at your implication that FSM is a mythical creature. You will feel the wraith of his noodly appendages.
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I've had it with these monkey-fighting unicorns on this Monday-to-Friday website!
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But that doesn't mean there couldn't possibly ever be a virus for VMS. There certainly were viruses for other systems. And that first one for VMS would have been "a new virus in the wild." It said they were mainly just confused about it; I could see not wanting to rule out the possibility, even if unlikely.
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Agree. Plus, when you reboot you get to run whatever the virus stuck into the boot sector, or whatever they call it on a VAX.
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This article is so bad that it gave me AIDS.
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Bullshit. The story is completely impossible.
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My favorite VMS story from college:
A member of the super-secret-society SpamForum found a few vertical feet of VMS system log printed on fanfold paper. It was sitting next to a dumpster or a recycle bin.
He took it home and found every failed login attempt printed in clear text. This was fine when the log was in a secure server room with 3 layers of access, but not sitting on the curbside!
Unlike the forum software that prints asterisks everytime you type your ********, this print out showed the failed account AND password.
Most of the failures were simple typos on the username or password, so needless to say: "all of your accounts are belong to me"
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This story was dumb.
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Yeah, because clearly if it has said "Virrus invasion" instead, nobody would have freaked out.
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Just a possibility here. Maybe they once had an experienced admin who added a log watcher. The PHB then decides they're paying too much money for IT and lets him go, and hires some fresh college grads in his place. Profit!!! Except that the n00bs don't know about the log watcher, and go into panic mode and shut the machine down.
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BS. I've never seen where VMS would print out the attempted password, ever. Now ACF2 on IBM mainframes, yes.
BTW the orig. story is complete junk.
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Now trying to find a way to talk my wife into naming one of our kids Virrus.
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One could assume that the system was configured so a security alarm was fired after the threshold was passed. That message would go to any terminal where a security operator had been enabled. I can well imagine the confusion that would reign, if a message like that popped up, looking like a virus attack.
VMS is the greatest OS ever developed. QED
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There was an attack on the SYS$OUTPUT bbs back in the 90s. It was a command procedure that did something useful, plus, it constructed a string to delete one of the critical system folders. As I recall, it would delete everything in SYS$SYSTEM.
There was a discussion about it on the site.
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The user Virrus has a sister named Chollera.
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And they love to listen to their great-aunt Urethra sing the gospel music.
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Remy attacking my sensibilities.
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This story is missing content. What's the point reading half a story. I guess it makes sense for DEC users back in the 80's.