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But the least productive choice is to press Help.
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I had a chance to be frist, but I let it go. And I'm okay with that. :)
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Actaully, I'd like to know where they have enough warehouse space for that many crab doodads. That's enough for everybody to have 100000 of them, and still have some left over.
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The days calculation used by Visual Studio is in fact correct. Microsoft minutes (tm) are markedly not scaled the same as earth time, nor is it as linear.
Where C is the variable constant defined in the win32 API in time.h, it is primarily responsible for calculating copy and download times, boot times, process scheduling, mouse movement, window drawing speed, window management... pretty much anything that requires power.
One overclocking trick is to recompile windows with C = 1.0, then the OS behaves as you expect (tm).
P.S. First, you failed. bwha ha ha ha!
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Vlad should look more closely. It's "$153,521," that he needs, not "$153,521". Obviously the former is greater than his measly "$926,533" - it's longer, for a start.
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It's fake crab anyway.
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I wonder if sidebar posts get stale after four weeks ...
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That should almost be enough crab rangoons. What is everyone else gonna have?
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What game Vlad playing?
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The Microsoft Expiration has already been discussed at length - that is TRWTF!
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It pains me to do this but you should have a better understanding of grammar. The comma is there to break the sentence up. This is confirmed by the Build button showing the correct figure.
This comment is greater than your measly one.
CAPTCHA: bene - This has bene fun!!!
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I do like the popup "Do you want to cancel the cancel that you have requested?" If you read it carefully, it make sense, but I'll bet the ordinary users will have some trouble understanding it.
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I spload. Mcrumm everywhere.
Looks like rangoon.
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It's simple really - the amount of crab in the crab rangoon is on the same the level as that of homeopathic remedies.
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That still leaves an awful lot of crust.
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This - TRWTF is thinking that a crab rangoon contains any actual crab in the first place!
a) get the hell over yourself trying to dictate how other people spend their own money
and b) the phrase "game dollars" might give away the fact that it's not real money anyway.
I've changed my mind already - you're TRWTF...
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Hey, if "game dollars" are anything like BitCoins, this is merely an artifact of the volatile marketplace. Between the time the software (or the really hot blonde pictured...) looked up his game dollar account and the current price, the value of game dollars, in game dollar units, fluctuated madly.
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Just proves that blondes with big boobs can't do math.
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What game is he playing?
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C Pitfall and Traps for detail on bug on dollar value comparisons.
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"So, does WinSCP want me to click Cancel or OK to cancel?"
You should press Help, which will then bring up a dialog displaying "FILE_NOT_FOUND".
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1e15 crab rangoons is only 7701 in decimal terms. Not really that much at all.
But then again I don't really care for crab.
And they renamed the place to Yangon a couple of decades ago anyway.
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"In the inventory section, it says they have 1 quadrillion units of crab rangoon in stock," writes Michael, "With that many, you'd think that crabs would be extinct."
I'm surprised your storage hasn't collapsed into a black hole!
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So 2147483647 days is 100+ years?
Well, yes, it is. Actually it's well over 5 million years.
(And of course it's exactly 2**31-1 days.)
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You'll still be hungry 30 minutes later.
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So you're a member of the junta?
In 1989, the current military junta changed the city's English name to "Yangon", along with many other changes in English transliteration of Burmese names. (The changes have not been accepted by many Burmese who consider the junta unfit to make such changes, nor by many publications, news bureaux including, most notably, the BBC and foreign nations including the United Kingdom and United States.)[10][11]
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The WinSCP one is fairly obvious, unless you don't speak English, in which case I will submit everything that I see that isn't in my language.
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You got a cite a little more current than 1989?
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Vlad's submission reminds me of this:
Let's play Number Wang!
Unfortunately Akismet thinks that this highly amusing video is spam!
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What makes you think the game was even written in C?
You do realize, don't you, that paper is almost 30 years old. Many of the semantic pitfalls it describes will be caught by a modern (<25 year-old) compiler.
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The Commonwealth of Virginia hesitates to call itself a state. They want to pretend they still have the same status as Puerto Rico, a Commonwealth. Or maybe Virginia want to pretend that it's an entire former empire like that other Commonwealth? Anyone want to inform them of an event that was in the news some decades ago?
In Thailand there's still Siam City Bank. In Ontario there's still the Law Society of Upper Canada.
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point is, obviously the age of the reference doesn't stop the reference being true at the time it was written, however just because that was the case then doesn't mean it still is....
I found something from the 1950's saying no person has ever been in space....(oops, I think I just woke some conspiracy theorists)
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This.
In 1990, Saddam Hussein announced that Kuwait was properly a province of Iraq, and took actions consistent with that position. The rest of the world said otherwise, and took actions consistent with that position. Ultimately, the original announcement had to be retracted. But for a few brief shining moments, it was "current".
I don't have "Yangon" on my Google Plus newsfeed alerts, so I might well have missed a change in the official position about just what use of that name implies. But I have seen recent game-show questions that suggest the related renaming of the country to "Myanmar" is accepted in greater circles now than it was in 1989.
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Well, that's to be expected, since HAARP is only operational since 1984, thus you should not find anything after 1984 that claims we never went to space - because since 1984 our reptilian overlords use HAARP to control our minds and make us gay.
I am not making up the "reptilian overlord" conspiracy theory. Apparently Lady Diana was killed by them, because she threatened to reveal the secret that the Queen is really a reptilian. Really, google it and get your remaining sanity blown or wonder where those people get their drugs...
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Yangon was Rangoon Now it's Yangon, not Rangoon Been a long time gone, Rangoon Now it's junta delight on a moonlit night.
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How old is this news we're talking about?