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Well, he couldn't do that, he would have to add things like if(nType < 1 || nType > MAX_STACK_SIZE) throw new StackOverflowException();
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Well, Moore's law says that the stack doubles in size every 18 months... or something similar. Just believe, I'm a professional :)
So, eventually, the stack will be so big that the positions available in the stack will be more than the maximum number that fits in a Long variable :) I'm guessing one or two hundred years, or something.....
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Surely you mean "maintenanced" (right Alex?); like "architected", all nouns should be "mistaked" as verbs until the sentence is totally "bad-grammared" and sounds completely "idioted".
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I hereby nominate you for Code Maintainance Hero of the Month.
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I'm glad this site exists. Every time I write something I know is just awful (in this case must be done by the end of the week or I can't take my vacation), something poops up here that is so many orders of magnitude worse that I can feel good about it anyway.
Now excuse me, I need to write enough comments and do enough refactoring that my successor (that is me after a week in the back country) thinks "I wish the authoer had been given enough time write this in a nice way", instead of "WTF, hey Alex how do you like brillant code?"
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Only greedy selfish coders surround themselves with dozens of functions.
Good code fits neatly in 1 super function!
Up up and away, super function to save the day....
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So let's see the pseudo-XML system?
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Best Freudian slip ever?
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So, I guess it is true that any noun can be verbed.
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Let me introduce you to the concept of Technical Debt.