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If only.
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Is anyone else imagining a sultana in a dominatrix outfit? How does it hold the whip?
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The Dominatrix of Debugging
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Surely Sultana is already feminine? Sultanatrix is double feminine, would need 4X chromosomes, or XXXX.
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50 shades of grape.
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Damn it!
Send more brain bleach...
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can i keep this one?
EDIT: found it! http://siliconvalleyjobtitlegenerator.tumblr.com/
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That would be "tinder."
Compare http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinder with http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kindling — Bah, no onebox for Wiktionary. Relevant portion:
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The FORTRAN farter.
"Seriously dude. I can fart a better program than you can ever design."
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The Smalltalk Sorcerer
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Oh what the hell is happening in the comments
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Finally we have a way to recruit (kinky) testers who won't leave after a month or so.
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welcome to what.thedailywtf.com.
the place that makes you say :wtf: at least twice a day!
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This is my new favorite thing.
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Couldn't agree more. People who inflate their credentials annoy the crap out of me, but not being able to sniff out this level of ineptitude in the interview process is even worse. I don't understand how people like this continue to find employment.
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And of the Dunning-Kruger effect. A lot of these articles should be subsumed under that heading.
Because the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to many interviewers as well.
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Here at Dunning, Kruger and Kruger, the interview process goes something like this:
"Here's a list of buzzwords. Just check off any of them which apply, and fill in your desired job title at the bottom."
There's something we could be doing better but I just can't put my finger on it.
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Shirley the testers are on the demand side of the BDSM relationship?
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Sounds like all OpenSource devs
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There's no good way to put the female equivalent of the masculine ~tor ending onto a word that doesn't end in ~tor or even come from the same language. Let's just roll with Sultanatrix.
(If anyone's actually interested, Sultana is correct, I believe the raisins came after)
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according to my new long name i did just that.
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The High King of Hypertalk The Apothecary of AppleScript The Queen of QBasic
...The Archduke of AutoHotkey? Is AHK even worth bragging about? Maybe more useful than Hypertalk, I guess.
But silly titles aside, I've really gotta wonder about the wisdom of calling people "moron" over internal emails. Even if it weren't hideously unprofessional, it seems like a recipe for getting your ass kicked.
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You'll never be first. Paula will always Hanzo you.
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''AUDIENCE RECOGNITION OVERLORD''
AKA @LikeBot?
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The Elvenking of Eclipse The Dragonslayer of Delphi
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tHE cAPTAIN OF cAPS lOCK
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I was actually just really suprised because I saw this topic on my /latest without tracking either the category nor @PaulaBean. It was just coincidental that I actually saw this topic early and I figured I might as well take my chances.
Also: @PaulaBean is in the bots ground and therefor excluded from being FRIST!
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Hmmm....
Paging @Yamikuronue :imp:
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I do miss my old gaming title: Ambassadrix Plenipotentiary
Dominatrix of Debugging sounds about right :)
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I see we just make up the rules.
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HE DIDN'T SAY THAT. HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT. NOBODY HAS SAID THAT EVER.
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Either side. I didn't specify.
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His Excellency of Emacs.
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Here we obey the laws of thermodynamics. Including the one about entropy always increasing. Don't think of it as a segue into randomness, think of it as the inevitable bit rot of an expanding universe.
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The Viscount of VB
Hanzo'd.
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The Naib of NoSQL.
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The Grand Nagus of GNU.
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Well, that's a bit of an oxymoron there...
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Truer words have never been spoken.
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Go-ndalf
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The Archon of Ada The Commandant of CUPS The Pro-Consul of Prolog
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The Oracle of PL/SQL
I'll show myself the door now. :smile:
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The Perfect Pedantic
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Honestly I prefer "Lvl 30 C# Warrior"
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“The Tetrarch of Tcl” <Hmm, I could use that for reals…
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It's more interesting than simply being known as Software Engineer IV.