• JBert (disco)
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  • RaceProUK (disco)

    I have never, before today, seen ColdFusion code.

    I never want to see ColdFusion code again.

    Also, the guy who wrote that is a real 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子.

  • Yamikuronue (disco) in reply to RaceProUK

    In Script mode it's not too bad. Tag mode is.... not really fun though.

  • RaceProUK (disco) in reply to Yamikuronue

    Why does Tag Mode even exist though? Did someone really decide "What my syntax needs is XML markup!"?

  • Yamikuronue (disco) in reply to RaceProUK

    It was one of those efforts to make back-end code look like front-end code. Those never end well. :trolleybus:

  • Onyx (disco) in reply to Yamikuronue
    Yamikuronue:
    It was one of those efforts to make back-end code look like front-end code. Those never end well.

    So now we switched to making back-end code look like front-end code.

    Hint: Starts with a J and ends with -Script

  • RaceProUK (disco) in reply to Onyx
    Onyx:
    So now we switched to making back-end code look like front-end code.
    Don't you mean 'making front-end code look like back-end code'?
  • accalia (disco) in reply to Onyx

    ``JSONScript

  • Onyx (disco) in reply to RaceProUK
    RaceProUK:
    Don't you mean 'making front-end code look like back-end code'?

    No, I meant what I wrote.

    Then again, client side MVC / MVVM / WNMMVP...

  • accalia (disco) in reply to accalia

    Phone... why did you post? i put you to sleep in my pocket to finish composing after my dental cleaning.....

  • Yamikuronue (disco) in reply to Onyx

    [thatsthejoke.wav]

  • Steve_The_Cynic (disco) in reply to RaceProUK
    RaceProUK:
    流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子

    There's really no need to be like that about it. A simple "GAU-8 candidate" would suffice.

  • flabdablet (disco) in reply to accalia
    accalia:
    JSONScript
    [
        {
            "definition": {
                "type": "function",
                "name": "wtf",
                "parameters": [ ],
                "body": [
                    {
                        "statement": {
                            "type": "method call",
                            "object name": "window",
                            "method name": "alert",
                            "arguments": [
                                {
                                    "type": "string",
                                    "value": "WTF"
                                }
                            ]
                        }
                    }
                ]
            }
        },
        {
            "statement": {
               "type": "function call",
               "function name": "wtf",
               "arguments": [ ]
            }
        }
    ]
    
  • Tsaukpaetra (disco) in reply to flabdablet

    Wait, I don't see the :wtf: here, this seems to parse just fine, excepting that type attribute for the function call is supposed to be fcall...

  • Zowayix (disco) in reply to RaceProUK

    [quote=RaceProUK] 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 [/quote]

    Nagare-guchi water basis 婊子 sum 猴子 basis 笨兒-Ko? Now that's just a rude and unnecessary thing to call someone.

  • accalia (disco) in reply to Zowayix

    i'm pretty sure in this case it is earned... ;-P

  • nobulate (disco)

    I am flabbergasted that Cold Fusion would encourage such tacky methods to script logic! Have they never heard of VBA scripting?

  • Steve_The_Cynic (disco) in reply to Zowayix
    Zowayix:
    Nagare-guchi water basis 婊子 sum 猴子 basis 笨兒-Ko? Now that's just a rude and unnecessary thing to call someone.

    Google mistranslate says "Stupid son of a bitch and drooling monkey"...

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