The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

JBert · 2015-03-08 Reply Admin

Bah, so many nested ifs.

This developer has obviously never heard of the FOR-CASE paradigm.

VinDuv · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

That made me wonder if ColdFusion actually has a sleep function. Well, it does: http://help.adobe.com/en_US/ColdFusion/9.0/CFMLRef/WSc3ff6d0ea77859461172e0811cbec22c24-6f29.html

and the documentation even suggests using it for thread synchronization. :facepalm:

RaceProUK · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

I have never, before today, seen ColdFusion code.

I never want to see ColdFusion code again.

Also, the guy who wrote that is a real 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子.

Yamikuronue · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

In Script mode it's not too bad. Tag mode is.... not really fun though.

RaceProUK · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

Why does Tag Mode even exist though? Did someone really decide "What my syntax needs is XML markup!"?

Yamikuronue · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

It was one of those efforts to make back-end code look like front-end code. Those never end well. :trolleybus:

Onyx · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

Yamikuronue:
It was one of those efforts to make back-end code look like front-end code. Those never end well.

So now we switched to making back-end code look like front-end code.

Hint: Starts with a J and ends with -Script

RaceProUK · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

Onyx:
So now we switched to making back-end code look like front-end code.

Don't you mean 'making front-end code look like back-end code'?

accalia · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

``JSONScript

Onyx · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

RaceProUK:
Don't you mean 'making front-end code look like back-end code'?

No, I meant what I wrote.

Then again, client side MVC / MVVM / WNMMVP...

accalia · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

Phone... why did you post? i put you to sleep in my pocket to finish composing after my dental cleaning.....

Yamikuronue · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

[thatsthejoke.wav]

Steve_The_Cynic · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

RaceProUK:
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子

There's really no need to be like that about it. A simple "GAU-8 candidate" would suffice.

flabdablet · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

accalia:
JSONScript

[
    {
        "definition": {
            "type": "function",
            "name": "wtf",
            "parameters": [ ],
            "body": [
                {
                    "statement": {
                        "type": "method call",
                        "object name": "window",
                        "method name": "alert",
                        "arguments": [
                            {
                                "type": "string",
                                "value": "WTF"
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                }
            ]
        }
    },
    {
        "statement": {
           "type": "function call",
           "function name": "wtf",
           "arguments": [ ]
        }
    }
]

Tsaukpaetra · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

Wait, I don't see the :wtf: here, this seems to parse just fine, excepting that type attribute for the function call is supposed to be fcall...

Zowayix · 2015-03-11 Reply Admin

[quote=RaceProUK] 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 [/quote]

Nagare-guchi water basis 婊子 sum 猴子 basis 笨兒-Ko? Now that's just a rude and unnecessary thing to call someone.

accalia · 2015-03-12 Reply Admin

i'm pretty sure in this case it is earned... ;-P

nobulate · 2015-03-12 Reply Admin

I am flabbergasted that Cold Fusion would encourage such tacky methods to script logic! Have they never heard of VBA scripting?

Steve_The_Cynic · 2015-03-12 Reply Admin

Zowayix:
Nagare-guchi water basis 婊子 sum 猴子 basis 笨兒-Ko? Now that's just a rude and unnecessary thing to call someone.

Google mistranslate says "Stupid son of a bitch and drooling monkey"...

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