The real WTF is that our long-time friend and submitter Argle failed to dissuade all three of his sons from pursuing IT careers of their own:

Back circa 2012, my three sons all got jobs at a company that had a brilliant web project. So brilliant that it had the support of a Disney VP, the mayor of the city, and other VIPs. At one point, my sons asked to borrow money to invest in the project. They are good boys (one is now a senior developer with Proctor & Gamble), so I backed them.

A year later, the project was released late, over budget, and not fully functional.

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My boys convinced the CEO to bring me in to fix things. I fixed things. In that time, I found out they had taken bids on the project. Bids were nominally $15,000, some higher, some lower, of course. All but one group that had bid $5,000. Their plan? Hire some programmers in India for $8/hour and pocket the money without having to do work themselves.

Costs had shot well over $35,000 before I was brought in.

After I got the system working, I went to one of the weekly general standups for the company. The CEO walked in and said something like, "I just learned that Facebook was written in PHP. I think we should rewrite the whole project in PHP. That's what we really need to do."

And thus the decision was made.

A meeting was held the next day to discuss how long it would take to remake the project in PHP instead of C#. Bear in mind, a year and a half had been thrown into making the project thus far.

Going around the table, everyone said between 2 and 3 weeks. There was one other programmer in the company who had exactly 2 months of work experience; he simply parroted what the others had said before him. There was also the general contractor who leased the building to the company. He was involved with the project, and was second-to-last to speak. I fully expected this contractor to have more sense. He came in at 3 to 4 weeks.

My mouth dropped open.

It was my turn. You know those psych tests where you get someone who acts sensibly when alone, but conforms with the rest of the crowd when there's more than one? I'm simply not that guy. I said, "Those are absurd estimates! This will take a minimum of 5 months before it's in beta stages and not ready for public consumption for another couple more months."

The next day, I got a call telling me my services were no longer needed because "I wasn't forward-thinking enough for the company."

My boys stayed on another year, so I got regular reports on the "upgrade." Sure enough, just shy of 8 months later, the new system went live.

As they say, the most experienced person will be the one to accurately tell everyone that it will take longer and cost more than everyone else says.

Anyone else have their own intergenerational WTFs? Please share in the comments!

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