The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Best of 2025: The Modern Job Hunt

by Ellis Morning in Best of… on 2026-01-01

The market's been rough out there this year, and this "from the trenches" recap of the challenges is useful for everyone to review as we go into 2026. Original. --Remy

Ellis knew she needed a walk after she hurried off of Zoom at the end of the meeting to avoid sobbing in front of the group.

She'd just been attending a free online seminar regarding safe job hunting on the Internet. Having been searching since the end of January, Ellis had already picked up plenty of first-hand experience with the modern job market, one rejection at a time. She thought she'd attend the seminar just to see if there were any additional things she wasn't aware of. The seminar had gone well, good information presented in a clear and engaging way. But by the end of it, Ellis was feeling bleak. Goodness gracious, she'd already been slogging through months of this. Hundreds of job applications with nothing to show for it. All of the scams out there, all of the bad actors preying on people desperate for their and their loved ones' survival!

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Best of 2025: The C-Level Ticket

by Ellis Morning in Best of… on 2025-12-31

Who doesn't want a tech support call to handle a leaking printer? Enjoy this noir-flavored story from August. Original.--Remy

Everyone's got workplace woes. The clueless manager; the disruptive coworker; the cube walls that loom ever higher as the years pass, trapping whatever's left of your soul.

But sometimes, Satan really leaves his mark on a joint. I worked Tech Support there. This is my story. Who am I? Just call me Anonymous.

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Best of 2025: Too Many Red Flags

by Ellis Morning in Best of… on 2025-12-29

It's time to look back on a rough 2025, and wonder where we'd be if we missed any more red flags. Original. --Remy

Fresh out of university, Remco accepted a job that allowed him to relocate to a different country. While entering the workforce for the first time, he was also adjusting to a new home and culture, which is probably why the red flags didn't look quite so red.

The trouble had actually begun during his interview. While being questioned about his own abilities, Remco learned about Conglomcorp's healthy financial position, backed by a large list of clients. Everything seemed perfect, but Remco had a bad gut feeling he could neither explain nor shake off. Being young and desperate for a job, he ignored his misgivings and accepted the position. He hadn't yet learned how scarily accurate intuition often proves to be.

9 comments - Last comment @ 2025-12-30

The Ghost of Christmas Future

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-12-22

Many of us who fly for business and/or pleasure are all too aware of the myriad issues plaguing the 21st-century airline industry: everything from cybercrime targeting ailing IT systems and Boeing's ongoing nightmare to US commercial airline pilots being forced to retire at age 65, contributing to a diminishing workforce that has less of the sort of wisdom that can't be picked up in a flight simulator. The exact sort of experience you want your flight crew to have if, say, your aircraft loses an engine during takeoff.

17 comments - Last comment @ 2025-12-28

Underwhelmed

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-12-16

Our anonymous submitter was looking for a Microsoft partner to manage his firm's MSDN subscriptions; the pile of licenses and seats and allowed uses was complex enough to want specialists. In hopes of quickly zeroing in on a known and reputable firm, he tracked down the website of a tech consultancy that'd been used by one of his previous employers.

When he browsed to their Contact Us page, filled out the contact form, and clicked Submit, the webpage simply refreshed with no signs of actually doing anything. After staring at the screen for a moment, wondering what had gone wrong, Subby noticed the single quotes used within his message were now escaped. Clicking Submit a few more times kept adding escape characters, with no submission ever occurring. So he amended his message to remove every it's, we're, and other such contraction.

13 comments - Last comment @ 2025-12-18

The Modern Job Hunt: Part 2

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-12-10

(Read Part 1 here)

By the 10-month mark of her job search, Ellis still lacked full-time employment. But she had accumulated a pile of knowledge and advice that she wished she'd started with. She felt it was important to share, in hopes that even one person might save some time and sanity:

10 comments - Last comment @ 2025-12-28

The Thanksgiving Shakedown

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-12-03

On Thanksgiving Day, Ellis had cuddled up with her sleeping cat on the couch to send holiday greetings to friends. There in her inbox, lurking between several well wishes, was an email from an unrecognized sender with the subject line, Final Account Statement. Upon opening it, she read the following:

12 comments - Last comment @ 2025-12-04

Interview Smack-Talk

by Ellis Morning in Tales from the Interview on 2025-11-26

In today's Tales from the Interview, our Anonymous submitter relates their experience with an anonymous company:

I had made it through the onsite, but along the way I had picked up some toxic work environment red flags. Since I had been laid off a couple months prior, I figured I wasn't in a position to be picky, so I decided I would still give it my best shot and take the job if I got it, but I'd continue looking for something better.

18 comments - Last comment @ 2025-11-30