"Because 9.975 was just a *little* bit too small," explains our first anonymous helper.
Our second anonymous helper tells us "While looking up how to find my banks branch using a blank check, I came across this site that seems to have used AI to write their posts. Didn't expect to learn about git while reading about checks. I included the navbar because its just as bad."
Our third anonymous helper snickered "I guess I was just a bit over quota." Nicely done.
Our fourth anonymous helper isn't actually anonymous, alas. He signed off as the plausibly-named Vincent R, muttering "I dunno, it's all Greek to me. Or at least it *was* Greek until Firefox thoughtfully translated all the lambdas and mus and sigmas in these probability formulas..."
Finally for Friday, the fifth from Dan W. "On my way to the airport, I checked my route on the Trainline app. I think I'll have just enough time to make this connection in Wolverhampton." Walk, don't run.