"I wanted to find out how much snow Providence got overnight and apparently, Amazon wants to sell me some of it," Francis B. writes.
John C. wrote, "Yes, Windstream, I have both questions and feedback on this."
"Well, I mean, both haggis and nappies are kind of intestine related," writes Andy.
Robert F. writes, "My propane tank is full of 84E84b089... Are you sure that's not my septic tank?"
"In an attempt to connect with more voters, it looks like Trump is growing a placeholder moustache," wrote Hugh S.