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Feb 2008

So You Hacked Our Site!?

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Not too long ago, I added my company, Inedo, to the federal government's Central Contractor Registration system. I don't know, I just didn't want to miss out on all the fun every one seems to have with government work. Whenever one signs up for virtually any government thing, a deluge of companies somehow manage to find to out. The CCR is certainly no exception.

One of the many companies that contacted me after signing up was the Federal Suppliers Guide. The initial cold call went something like this:


The Clbuttic Mistake

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This clbuttic was originally posted by "ezrec"...

Browsing through a web archive of some old computer club conversations, I ran across this sentence:


The Comcast "Bill", A Buggy Traffic Light, and More

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First there's Comcast WTF that was originally posted by "cheesy" ...

Having not received my bill from Comcast (now Time Warner) one month, I called them up. They said they would send me another copy. This is what showed up a week later.


Those Unstable Databases & An Interesting Database Field

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First, we've got Those Unstable Databases, originally posted by "tbcpp"

I used to work at a radio station, and part of my tasks included keeping the rather old automation system up and running. Now granted, this system was a 98 machine running on a beige box 500mhz and 128mb of ram, but the software was also a little at fault for the crashing it constantly was experiencing.


We Don't Need Requirements

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Originally posted by "snoofle" ...

I've mentioned a few times that I joined a team well into a two year development project. The system was designed, based on the sponsoring users claims, to handle 500-600 million records per day.


Developing in Access

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Originally posted by "marinus"...

There is this Access database. Part of it manages inventory. There is a large storage, in which crates of different stuff from different sources are stored, and in the Access database there is a form onto which this information is entered. There are 38 rows of 10 columns of crates and the height varies.


U R NT QFD & Giving Notice

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Two for the price of one today! U R NT QFD was originally posted by "Ben Fulton"...

I have a suspicion this ad for a programmer was text-messaged in to our local paper...


ikownjou

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Originally posted by "Publius"...

 I'm working on VB6 code written by a Dutch speaker and maintained by an Italian, with variables and comments in both languages. And no indentation whatsoever.


Six Copies, Please

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Originally posted by "snoofle" ...

I've been working with computers since the mid 1970s, and thought I'd seen every possible stupid thing users could do. Coffee cups on the PC's cup holder. $20 bills jammed into the slot (floppy) to purchase stuff on the internet. Pretty much everything featured on TDWTF. Nothing could surprise me anymore. Until today.