Next time you get an unwanted email, before you kick it into the bit-bucket, give it a quick read through. If it makes you go "WTF?!", kick it our way instead. We love 'em!

What's in a name anyway? (From Chris)

Mr. LName (or FName as his friends call him) sure are racking up a lot of bills on my email.

 

You May Address me as Mister NULL (From David J.)

Wait, Uncle Tony is dead? Why didn't anybody tell me?!

 

Not Gonna Send It (From Felix)

"Waiit, this is spam; I shouldn't send it... not in my network, nope...not gonna, not in my network, not gonna, not...aw screw it."

From [email protected] Sun Apr 19 07:40:02 2015
Return-Path: [email protected]
X-Original-To: [email protected]
Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: from [redacted]
	by redacted.localdomain with POP3 (fetchmail-6.2.21)
	for  (single-drop); Sun, 19 Apr 2015 07:40:02 -0800 (PST)
Received: from redacted.fr (redacted.fr [99.999.99.999])
	(using TLSv1 with cipher ADH-AES256-SHA (256/256 bits))
	(No client certificate requested)
	by example.org (Postfix) with ESMTPS id B88FCC1ED5
	for ; Sun, 19 Apr 2015 07:30:39 -0800 (PST)
X-No-Relay: not in my network
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Received: from User (redacted.domain [999.999.99.999])
	by redacted.host (Postfix) with ESMTPA id 4556624BAA8;
	Sun, 19 Apr 2015 15:38:56 +0100 (CET)
Reply-To: 
From: "Ameer"
Subject: Re: Good day
Date: Mon, 20 Apr 2015 01:39:15 +1100
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/mixed;
	boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0121_01C2A9A6.4AAD0DB8"
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000

(The spam message...)

 

Let me put that on my calendar... (From Jesper)

Do spammers have different calendars than the rest of us?

 

Auto-Responder WTF (From Matthias A.)

Well, it looks like GMail leaves me no choice but to never return to work again.

 

A Questionable Job Title (From Des)

Wow! I really want that test job! They sound so enthusiastic about it!

 

Surprisingly Honest Phishing (From Jim B.)

You know, the self-awareness of this phishing attempt is really refreshing.

 

Just Testing!! (From Duncan J.)

Apparently, I both attended and missed the webinar.

 

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