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Yeah right, quit bragging about your local tech support calls...
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This concludes my whiny complaints; I now return you to your previously scheduled trolling.
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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/YHBT
YHBT is an acronym for "You Have Been Trolled". Frequently followed by YHL (You Have Lost), the more elegant YHL HAND (You Have Lost, Have A Nice Day) or the more hostile YHL FOAD (You Have Lost, Fuck Off And Die). Used by noobs to indicate notable pwnage. It was coined by Kibo in 1994, making this exceedingly old. Later popularized by the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.warlord.
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For anyone fortunate enough to not be as familiar as I am with this control limitation of MSAccess; the limit is for the lifetime of the form, not "at one time". So if you're creating a dynamic form in Access that creates controls as needed, it better reuse them instead of deleting them, because otherwise it it WILL reach that limit after being opened/reloaded enough times. (The solution, if removing is necessary, is to keep a "fresh" reference copy of the form that can be cloned to replace the old one to effectively reset the control count.)
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This one hits depressingly close to home. My first task at my first position after grad school was to re-implement a monolithic Access DB as a .Net Winforms app. This thing was ridiculous - well over 1GB, linked to a SQL Server instance that contained 400+ tables. The worst part was that it only started dying (you know - worse than Access normally does) because the "developers" who'd been working on it for the last four years hadn't ever deleted a single object they created. Old linked tables? Still there. Old forms? Still there. Old Macros? Queries? Reports? Still there. We had literally ten unused objects to every one in use. Switching forms took about thirty seconds - so did switching from design mode to regular view. I started doing twenty pushups every time I switched contexts between forms, and got in great shape by the time that project was over.
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It's funny because toshri0 is being sociopathic by not seeing the humor!!! HOW IRONIC
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Oh jeez. A girl has insinuated herself into the clubhouse. Can't you read? "No girlz" it says, right there on the door! There's serious manly dick-swinging going on in here!
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Whew! I was worried for a minute.
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I hope you quit the job. :) Smart person always know when to quit.
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Even if they're CMM 5 complaint?
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Limitations like 754 controls seem to be common. Look at the "original" limit of 640k bytes in a PC. Someone probably said "640k? That ought to be enough".
The list goes on.
Some limitations are "classic", like 80 characters in a line. Some feel it comes from 80 column cards (yes, I have used them!), but it is more than likely from the number of characters you can do in pica type on a standard sheet of paper and have some margins. For those who don't remember, pica spacing is 10/inch, and "standard sheets" (US Letter size) are 8.5 inches wide.
If you took out the sequence field, you got 72 columns, which is the width of printing area on an ASR33 teletype (used them too!).
Then again there are silly limitations: speed limits on interstate freeways!
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Well, they are.
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Your not too smart, are you?
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What is this, some kind of inverse Turing Test? I'm pretty sure your not a bot. ...
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Ah, you mean a bunch of nested If..Then..Else statements? ;-) (heh, it would be funny if it weren't so true)
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"... Cut, paste, edit. 752. Cut, paste, edit. 753. Cut, paste, edit. 754. Bugger this, my fingers are tired. Ah sod it, commit ... hmm, wonder if it compiles? Let's just ... hang on, Fred's passing round some donuts."
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Yes, but you only think they're silly because you couldn't get up to 65 MPH going downhill with a tailwind, Mr. Love Bug.
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LOL! That's pretty much the modus operandi here.
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More like morons who keep hitting their heads with a book hoping one day the knowledge will fall right out.
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Now you're thinking with Portals.
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Sadly, this app re-writes its forms (adding controls) so the app portion alone will hit the 2gb limit (unless it is compacted occasionally). To get around the limited number of controls you may add to a form over its entire life-time is simpler. Throw the form away each time! Use a templated version of the form and get a new copy each time you need to change the displayed controls. This approach works, but please do not ask why I know :)
<12 years of MS-Access VBA development leaves traces in the soul>
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Do you mean "by not appreciating this sick humor" ? How could this make me sociopathic ?
This rant on children was pointless and full of disguised hate. People like that often call for "humor" when people mock or despise their disgusting values.
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Having children at all in this overpopulated world is the really disgusting attitude.
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That preview button is quite handy too....
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If you manage to get to 768 the first 10 seconds of the Hampster Dance segue into an unavoidable and inescapable rick-roll.
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I feel that watching Falling down will help you, you are not alone, I'm sure Michael Douglas feels your pain :)
Also I think there is much terribleness in the world, one of them is corrupt religious fanatics and another is fucked up legacy Access systems to run a business like this. The earlier I think is marginally easier to manage, I call it "burying my head in the sand and locking my doors". Doesn't work with the latter if you're the only dev guy :(
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So was 42!
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Although, to be fair, he may have attented school on Qo'noS, where commiting physical assault is often taught to be the way to get a better job...
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Interesting, err, let's just call it 'logic'...
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"A new job is like a child. At first, it appears completely harmless and full of wonder. It's only after you've invested grinding years of your life into it, surrendering sleep and any sense of fun, that you discover that it's a complete disappointment and will never amount to anything, never respect you, and it certainly isn't going to take care of you during your twilight years."
Shouldn't that be "..like a marriage..."
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jerry go back to annoying tom in that cartoon.
kthxbai
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This made me die a little inside.
Funny as hell, though.
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If the company has a MS access ANYTHING, pack your bags quietly, say you are going to lunch and never ever come back.
Honestly, flipping burgers is better than the steaming pile that is MS access and the nasty crap that the thing has created by "handy with puters" people.
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At least TopCod3r was entertaining.
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Nah I'm good, thanks. You can remain the sole trollee...
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