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Three years in that kind of place?
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Making little fun of CMM and ISO is ok, but not too much. After all these certifications create employment world-wide. A lot Europe people would be selling vegetables and fish if it were not for invention of ISO and CMM.
Please give respect where it is due.
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Butthurt much? Wouldn't you look less of a tit if you just laughed it off and said "dammit I got trolled"?
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If you've been hiding for the last 22 years, I'm quite impressed. But if you've been seeking this whole time, that's actually pretty sad.
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Two words: Dat Phan.
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Are you serious? I know that certificaton addiction is defintely better than heroin addiction. Don't try to be funny. Leave it to comedy people.
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What an egocentric little prick you are! The "Industry Standard Module" you are replacing it with will, in very short order, be nothing but an "obsolete relic" that will be replaced by a new "Industry Standard Module". The Fortran solution in use WAS an "Industry Standard Module" - the only reason it will be replaced is that you haven't the mental capacity to program in Fortran - you just have to replace it with something "enterprise-y" that you, with your limited skill set, can deal with. God save us all from the likes of you - your kind can always come up with ways to piss away budgets "upgrading" things that already work! (this your idea of job security - reinventing the wheel at someone else's expense?)