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Don't tell him that, tell the gullible managers/execs who pay his company to turn out garbage, bug-ridden code... But hey, they're CMM(i) certified, right? It says so right next to the sink in our canteen...
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"A new job is like a child. At first, it appears completely harmless and full of wonder. It's only after you've invested grinding years of your life into it, surrendering sleep and any sense of fun, that you discover that it's a complete disappointment and will never amount to anything, never respect you, and it certainly isn't going to take care of you during your twilight years. "
Funniest shit i have read in a long while.
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Wow... Rage much?
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You were lucky! I had to get up every morning at 3 o'clock, half an hour before I went to bed, work 26 billable hours at the office and pay the company for permission to come to work, and when I got home Mom and Dad would kill me and dance around on my grave singing Hallelujah!
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86 maybe?
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Sadly, I already know the drill with an App like this.
Step 1) Split the database into code and data MDBs (it's sad that this is so common that MS had to build a function into Access to do this). Step 2) Migrate the data MDB to MS SQL Server.
Now the data's safe, you stop hitting the 2GB limit, and you stop any idiot from willie-nillie adding/dropping columns/tables/views. They at least have to have admin access on the Server first.
Then and only then can you start migrating the App portion (if you EVER do) to better tech or fixing the VBA (again if you EVER do).
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YHBT. YHL. HAND.
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wait for it
... 754.
Wheeeeeeee!
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Really? I would have thought Anthrax's cover of "Ball of Confusion" to be more appropriate...
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Not in India, you big silly.
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I think that just made me blow a sanity fuse.
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Before you write unnecessary comments, maybe you should learn French in the first place...
Signed: A native French speaker.
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Ok, obviously the reply didn't show where it should have been...
this is in reference to
From the frist control to the 754th: "Access - let the bonne temps rouler"
Either way, I did a bit of Access, and it doesn't take much for it to crash with slighly complicated forms. Anything beyond home business handling a dozen of customers shouldn't be implemented in Access. Period. You will be sorry for it otherwise :-)
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Hoodarino, You are amusing me only.
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#1 rule of system maintainability: If you cannot maintain it, it is broken.
So congratulations, you spent twenty years maintaining an app that broke in the worst way the day you left.
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If you are using Access for ANYTHING, you will be sorry.
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We tried to get CMMI Level 5 certified once. After a couple of hours, one of the auditors started to cry, and another one of them went into the bathroom and threw up. Then they all left, and never came back.
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[quote user="Anonymous"] YHBT. YHL. HAND.[/quote] WTF?[/quote]
If I had to guess, I'd say: "You Have Been Trolled. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day."
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Isn't CS running off an Access DB?
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[quote user="Someone who can't be bothered to login from work"][quote user="Anonymous"] YHBT. YHL. HAND.[/quote] WTF?[/quote]
If I had to guess, I'd say: "You Have Been Trolled. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day."[/quote]
No, I don't think he lost... He doesn't live in India. ducks
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Yeah. Agreed.
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Please, allow me to translate: "Nagesh's post was not an accurate representation of his place of employment; rather, he was attempting to draw other readers into arguments for his own amusement. It is evident by your reply that he has succeeded. I hope that you recover speedily from his deceit and from any disappointment this revelation of his motives may bring you."
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haha, Nagesh is killing it today. Props, my man.
Anyway, wtf does CPA stand for here?
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Sorry, I don't get you. Is this not English website? Why do you want people to learn French? Am I asking anybody to learn Hindi?
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I suppose I should also provide the reverse translation: "No, I'm much too smart to be trolled, so Nagesh must be serious."
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After all, he's a registered user. Additionally, his forum avatar is certainly Indian-looking. Furthermore, he has a list of all his favorite Bollywood stars in his signature.
Well, I'm convinced...
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Not quite. The only part that played was the bit before the music kicked on. An eternal tease, if you will.
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That bus was running just a little bit late. If only the tragedy had happened that morning, or optimally, sometime before Access was developed...
CAPTCHA: genitus (adj) of or having only one genital.
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But if that's not enough, one time when he was trolling in the forums, I asked him if he was a troll and he said "I'm not a troll". There you have it. Not a troll.
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It is better to use some DB like MySQL instead of Access. Access makes everything difficult later. Also SQL Server is not shabby considering support available. Most easy to setup. Please consider free version of SQL Server or Oracle Express edition, if mySQL is too tough to comprend. before touching access with a pole.
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I'm not sure what you actually mean...
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YHBT. YHL. HAND.
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In light of that, I suppose what I mean is that I'm a whiner who can't pay attention and who should just write a greasemonkey script to hide that button already.
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