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One thing i've learned from reading this site is to ALWAYS get a copy of the company handbook before accepting the job. Even if they try to pull a bunch of shit that isn't in the handbook you can then use that in court to win a breach of contract case inorder to get your self another few weeks of pay before you find another job.
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Too bad Todd didn't threaten to call the labor board on his boss. It's a federal law that employees get a 15 minute break -- PAID -- for every four hours that they work.
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I forget where I read it, but apparently it's NOT required if you are on salary. They don't need to give you a break.
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I don't smoke cigarettes, but at work periodically I will hang out outside for 10 minutes or so taking my "smoke break". If I can't enjoy my hour plus long CIO Italia Piazza, I will at least tell good stories with my Marlboro friends. Just because I am a non smoker doesn't mean I shouldn't have as many breaks as they do.
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I know I've interviewed without a suit in New York City (and got the job). I wouldn't exactly call that Outer Podunk.
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Why did I leave 3 mintues early. I was calling OSHA, they will be here tomorrow.
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The thing is, they're not likely to actually go through the paperwork generated all of the time, but they WILL do so the very moment they think that they can catch you mucking up somehow; it is a kind of CYA policy for them.
They get their jollies from making YOU to do the unneeded work (which they can later put into use; some of them will tell you 'we really don't need these, except...' and then watch you sweat as you know that the records will come up the very moment you screw up and will be used to flay your hide without mercy); the gleeful joy comes from them watch you sweat and curse, and then submit and crawl under the crushing heel of bureaucracy they worship as their Goddess, and lick Her boot to earn your meager paycheck so you can go on sustaining your worthless life for a pittance and then come back for more abuse.
The amount of detail and thinking they put into creating these hoops to leap through is practically pornographic.
And that's how it works.
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Sounds kinky.
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Germany has similar laws. The pay could be docked, of course. And theoretically the employer could sue his employee, if he has to hire a substitute.
In Theory. In practice, someone who gets fired in a bad way will have a few of his 28 vacations day/year left anyway and will be told not to show up for work, with full pay, of course.
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I punch in and out every day and it suits me fine. I work 37 hours a week with flextime, and the punch-clock makes sure I know, my employer knows, and the union knows, that I'm working the hours I'm paid for - neither more nor less.
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I call bullshit. I call bullshit on the story (as others have said, I'd be out of there on the first day).
However, I also call bullshit on the notion that this site could be sued for posting the name. IANAL, but consider that:
1] I assume the work site is in the US. Since TDWTF is also located in the US, there's no standing to sue in a foreign country. 2] US Safe Harbor protects this site from being sued for content posted by users. 3] Even if Safe Harbor did not apply, the site has affirmative defenses to a lawsuit; truth (assuming it is true) and journalistic privilege. The plaintiff would also have to prove damages.
So, if this site wants to take "the high road" and keep things anonymous, then that's fine; but let's not pretend that there's any potential liability here. The worst that could happen for the site is that the site could be issued subpoena for the identity of the poster. The poster himself could be sued, but again see #3 above. I seriously doubt a small family shop could afford to pursue such a case when it has no chance at winning.
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sloppy dresser = sloppy coder
If you don't care how you look, why would you care how your code looks?
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Which is never.
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pretty good equation, like "brilliant mathematician = brilliant sprinter"
was that a try for a wtf?
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I think it would rather be "brillant mathematician = paula bean"...
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I had the same thing, real ass of a boss, my 'tardiness' was raised as an issue (this was a few weeks after being asked to do overtime then having the overtime refused because it was not formally agreed in writing, never mind that I saved every body's asses), so implemented the same policy.
As it turns out I figured out when my boss arrived and left and fitted my schedule around that, arriving 5min early and leaving 5min later. I do love my bosses short Fridays :).
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Actually, safe harbor would never protect this site because the site frequently anonymizes user submissions. By doing so, it has assumed responsibility for the content. You'll notice that safe harbor only applies to content providers who do not, in any way, modify the data they distribute - ie they take an agnostic approach to everything.
Once they start editing user submitted content as a matter of course, the provisions do not protect them from ANY of the user content they post, regardless of whether or not a specific user content item was edited.
Even if this is true, Alex can still be sued. Even if the judge tosses the case at summary judgement, he would still be required to pay for a lawyer and organise a defense. Lawyers are expensive.
I'm all for exposing shitty companies, but I wouldn't ask others to do it unless I was willing to put at least some of my own capital towards any legal expenses which may be incurred.
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Reminds me of "Orientation", a short story by Daniel Orozco. :)
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AUX codes are primarily used to indicate to the system that you're not currently available to take calls. As agents' hours are pulled from the phone switch, different AUX codes (AUX 1, AUX 2, etc.) are used to differentiate between off the phone time that is related to work related tasks (special projects/training) and other paid hours (i.e. 15 minute breaks, "personal" time, etc.). Generally a small amount of "personal" time is allowed for bathroom breaks, etc. and needs to be differentiated from actual breaks.
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In a government admin job I had a few years ago, I had to follow strict times AND everything was in 15 minute blocks. A few seconds late? Subtract 15 minutes from your time which you have to make up later.
The thing was, I wasn't allowed to even start doing any work until my starting time, and had to stop the moment the day finished.
I wasn't even allowed to BE there early, because if someone saw me not working before I was allowed to start working, they'd assume I was just slacking off and would complain.
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"At this point, Todd decided to end the relationship by formally giving his two minutes' notice. On his way out, he suggested his boss do something anatomically impossible."
Yeah, it was anatomically impossible because this boss was so anally retentive there wouldn't have been room up there.
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Are employee rights practically non-existent in the US? Here in the UK, we get all sorts of protection in law that would mean there is no way any boss could legally act in the way described in the original post or some of the replies.
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I used to work in a call centre. I live in the UK. Always have.
When I signed up, I was supposed to be on a normal 9-5 type job. Cool. After I started, I got moved to 1:30 -> 9:30 weekdays. I didn't get a weekend, as I was required to start at 8 in the morning Saturday. I got Wednesday off instead. Not cool. Social life, completely gone, work/play rhythm screwed. Also note, I was leaving 2130 Friday and starting 0800 Saturday. The law says I should get 11 hours between the end of one shift and the start of the next. Sure, it was out by 30 minutes, but it was still technically illegal hours.
We also had to stick a code into the phone system to say if we were peeing or writing down info from the last call. We get 14 minutes a day to pee. The manager smoked so naturally people that smoked got extra breaks if they whined about it.
That's reality.
Why did I stay - I needed the money of course. As soon as I could afford to leave, I got my ass out. Actually, that's not true - I have a lot of debt from leaving because the morals and morale went out the window quick. That's for another day.
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Family business. Stay well away... They are running all businesses as if they own a restaurant.
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I had a job like that. Then my supervisor started bitching at me for leaving exactly at five.
She just didn't get it at all. Thankfully that place is a distant memory.
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You don't have much experience, then. <g>
Common sense should tell you that, since there are a whole lot more programmers than there are positions at software companies, the majority of programmers must work at non-software companies. You know, like in banking, trading, medical, insurance, energy, and all those other companies that employ more programmers? Or governmental agencies? Or the military? Or publishing and graphics?
Programming jobs in software companies are a lot fewer than you seem to think. Even in heavily focused software companies, the support staff usually outnumber the developers; MS, for example, has a lot more sales and support staff, design people, marketing, etc. than they have actual code writers.
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punched out to pick up coffee cup. took sip. put cup back down. punched in....
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We have some dumb system that we use for clock punches.
The real WTF was all the holes we punched in it. A SQL injection + database error exposure bug had us with "sa" access on the server in 30 minutes--and I actually tore the knee in my pants when I fell down due to laughing so hard. (That was fixed in 3 days.)
The system rounds to the nearest 15 minutes. So if you're going to be 8 minutes late, you might as well be 22 minutes late.
The system automatically deducts 30 minutes for lunch (so you stay punched over lunch, and work 8:30 and it counts for 8:00.) This is fine, but if you punch out, go home, and punch back in because someone called you, the system assumes you clocked out for lunch and gives you your thirty minutes back.
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Hm, no, that wasn't it, was it?
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Suits aren't usually required when you're interviewing for janitor.
Those of us applying for professional jobs, though, still wear suits to interviews.
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But micro-managers don't mind the extra work, as long as they are fully in control of everything. I know; I worked for one for a month that replaced a retiring director. He went so far as to require you to inform him personally when on your way out of the building for lunch and when you came back, so he knew you didn't use more time than allowed.
A manager in another department where I work now tried to have his staff request permission to use the restroom, because he thought they were going too often. Didn't take long for someone with some sense to put a stop to that, though.
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An employer of mine did the same thing. Boss told all the employees (programmers, et cetera) they had to come in over a weekend and move the office.
I have no idea how it worked out. I didn't go along with them. There were "words said" about that but what were they going to do?
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FTFY. <g>
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I refer to this as a second hand smoke break.
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Then you need to change the locations you get your information, because this is wrong. US Federal labor laws require a 15 minute break (with pay) for every four hour period worked. There are no qualifications such as "if you are not salaried" or "if your boss is a control freak".
The same laws require you to be given a lunch break, although without pay.
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But subway conductors aren't in the same category as professional staff, are they? Apples and oranges.
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As an employee, it is customary to give two weeks notice, but no mandatory and there is no legal recourse. I've quite a few times where I said, "Nope, not gonna put up with that. I quit." Then walked out. Then I later followed up with a proper letter of resignation.
If you are a contract worker it is entirely different (as there is a binding contract), but still no 2 weeks rule.
Read the labour code. It's online. You can claim it's work related.
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Ok, let's see:
So the work site is in the US and TDWTF is in the US. Who said anything about "standing to sue in a foreign country" in the first place?
Don't quit your day job. Hopefully, that day job doesn't require any logical thought.
All of your diatribe fails to take into consideration the fact that Alex owns this website, and Jake (acting as Alex's agent) is the one that posted the story. The story was sent to him by a reader, and Alex's agent decided to post it.
Being able to reason that out means that you would have been able to save yourself all of that typing, and therefore not embarrassed yourself.
Like I said, let's hope your day job doesn't require logical or rational thought. Whether it's true or not, the lawsuit can still be filed and therefore has to be defended. Legal fees are typically pretty high, even when you're defending yourself against BS. And, again, Alex's agent is the poster here, because Alex's agent (and not some random user) decided to publish the article.
Nice try, though. You get a D- for thought process, but an A for effort.
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First of all, who says that casual dresser = sloppy dresser? I dress casually every single day, in jeans and sneakers. I don't wear tattered sneakers, socks with holes, or ripped and stained jeans. I shower daily, shave and comb my hair, and wear deodorant. I've never had anyone complain that I looked sloppy, even when meeting outside vendors or corporate staff.
Perhaps you're just a sloppy coder, and are hoping your sloppy dress explains it away.
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That's hilarious. Are you saying the story's fake because it shows managements' incompetence as creating more work for its employees?
I'm literally laughing.
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I'm continually fascinated by the conditions that people accept to work under.
I'm likewise working development at a bank. And that's where the similarity ends: I am currently sitting in my office (I have to share with three other developers, but it's an actual office with a door and windows to the outside) wearing shorts, t-shirt, and bare feet (my sandals are only needed when going outside). I came in at 9:00 and while I haven't left yet (wanted to read this) I put down 17:30 as quiting time - we're on 36 hours a week flexi-time (have to be there from 10-15 and make the 36 on average).
I did once wear a suit and tie - but that was for an orientation event, where we visited the headquarters and met the CEO, but of my own choice.
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I would assume it would be to go copulate with his self.
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I'm reading this at home and I'm sure Todd could have written the piece at home. If I were in Todd's position, which I'm not, I would write from home as I wouldn't want my company to know it was me.
By the tone of your post, I get the impression that you're reading WTF on company time?
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The company I work for at the moment is a call centre outsource provider. We have a dress code, including the agents, as clients/prospective clients may turn up at any time to check out the place.
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Or if they can't PROVE it's true.
Furthermore, once the details become public, the company would probably make allegations against Todd (whether or not they're true) so any company employing Todd now would have second thoughts...