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BTW, if anybody want's my one byte app it's 157. There, I've saved you from having to download it.
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TRWTF: It can download less than one byte without being connected to a wireless network? I mean, that's only a few bits, but boy are they magical bits.
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I'm sorry, could you spell out the title, "Every Penis Cu..." what?
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Note that you don't have to be logged in to agree.
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Looks like the 0.007% discount is all that poor telecoms can offer these hard times. Don't they stick the "up to 0.007% off" labels there in Australia yet?
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I've seen that before, was caused by some windows dlls being modified (stuff like alternative boot screen, etcs)
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Only $7 billion? Gee, for the cost of Obama's stimulus package, we can buy a fleet of 112 of starships.
Make it so!
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Captcha: [image]
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Is it freeware? If not, do you have a trial version? We're kind of strict here about running applications without appropriate licenses.
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TRWTF is that CaptchaImage.aspx returns img/jpeg as the media type.
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Who says [code] is an inline element? You must be thinking of
. you got it wrong and you are blaming the software
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If so, would be nice if its program was as blank as the packaging. Always wished to have my own tabula-rasa HAL at home! ^_^
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I got a strange sense of deja vu reading this, then realised that the Telstra one was mentioned on Radio 4's "The News Quiz" back at the beginning of the month.
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The website in use is not TDWTF. This comment is designed to be posted only on TDWTF. Since it is over 1 bytes, you must be logged in to disagree. On the plus side, the price has been slashed from $7,000,000,000 to $6,999,999,999.99.
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TRWTF here is selling crap based on the movie Wall-E. Didn't they watch the movie first!?
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Regarding the 1 byte, the same message template appears for the iPhone, as it does not allow app downloads larger than X (like 10 meg or something) to be performed over EDGE or 3G. (A requirement of the carrier I assume, the real WTF since we are paying for an 'unlimited' data connection.) Since the iPod doesn't have an EDGE or 3G connection, it always must be connected to WIFI to download. (Though of course this would be > 0 bytes.) So they were lazy and rather than making another message just for the iPod, they set it to 1B instead of 10MB.
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Err, are you saying that the dump that they called Earth in the movie is the one that we are on now...
:)
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I dunno but you could programme it faster than typing in a phone number
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As a former signage monkey, I would usually check the signs as I put them up, but when you have hundreds to put up and only 1-2 hours to do it in you don't really care that much. As long as the sign is not blatantly wrong you put it up anyway. Usually someone else will come along with a scanner looking for missing signs and fix that one as well, but this assumes that who ever follows is paying attention and has the time to fix such a minor issue.
If fact your lucky that the sign is in the correct spot at all.
As an aside, Wal-mart is a perfect example of this, their prices go up and down but because they never have a "sale" deceptive marketing laws do not apply. So they say this is the price now and this is what it was and look we "rolled back our prices". What they don't say is that the old price is what they bumped it to for the long weekend or something. /rant
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Is it just me, or does your thinking change radically from the first part where you say you DO care, then you say you DON'T care. Pick one and stick with it!
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Loses its what? (Besides the unneccessary apostrophe?)
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After high school I used to work in a supermarket. I used to make and print signs like these for the meat and seafood departments. Before I got caught I used to include absurd little comments in the small print.
For example if the sign says. "Frozen Snow Crab Legs $2.99/lb" I would insert in tiny text at the bottom: "Elvis' last meal consisted of snow crab and pancake batter"
Then I would stand back and watch as 95% of people would never notice it. But what was fun was watching the 5% who did notice. Their reaction ran the gamut from smiles and double-takes to rolling with laughter and pointing it out to other people.
My point is when you are a minimum wage monkey sometimes you have to make your own fun. Don't assume things like this are a mistake.
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Tristique is a perfectly cromulent word.
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I just wrote 156 - it's a virus though so I wouldn't download it if I were you.
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I believe I have found a bug in this application.
Here's the patch: 93.
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$ perl -we'print chr 157' | file - /dev/stdin: very short file (no magic)
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I once saw a sign in a department store that said, "On sale: $99.95 / Regular price: $109.95" And I thought to myself, I really don't believe you. The regular price is $109.95? Wouldn't that violate the Law of Price Points?
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And by reading that, it's been delivered over the internet, thus downloading. thanks for wasting my precious download limit on your crappy app
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Telstra Prepaid Broadband
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That is part of an illegal prime. I must ask you to remove it from the internet at once. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_prime
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(okay, I forgot that the delete button is broken)
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I like not having to worry about the copper coins! "They" were even talking about removing 5c pieces too, but I haven't heard anything about that in years.
You can pay with EFTPOS/credit if you really want to save the cent.
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Prepaid is better when it comes to Telstra so that you don't get bills for thousands of dollars.
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Lawyers letters are about to go out to the two infringers upthread.
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Oh, waitaminnit, I geddit! This is one of those "I found a bug in windows, does anyone have a solution?" "Yes, install Linux" exchanges, isn't it? That reminds me of an old joke:
ROFL. That one still cracks me up every time.Admin
Buy my secure and signed apps: -114, -111, and -42.
Furthermore, I have patented secure signed 1 byte apps altogether, so if any of the rest of you want to write signed 1byte apps you'll have to pay royalties.
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No, I don't need to be logged in to disagree.
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And no, my understand is, you could pull it out of 3G. Not that it's any less funny, but it looks like he has exactly 1 byte left on his 3G plan (or it's a genuine bug).
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March 4, 2009
TheDailyWTF C/O Copyright Agent for Notice of Claims of Copyright Infringement
DMCA Notice of Copyright Infringement
Dear Mr. Alex Papadimoulis
I, Chris Tomkinson, certify under penalty of perjury, that I am an agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of certain intellectual property rights.
I have a good faith belief that the items or materials listed below are not authorized by law for use by the above named domain name owner or their agents and therefore infringes the copyright owner's rights. I hereby demand that you act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or items claimed to be infringing.
Allegedly Infringing items or materials:
Infringing material that I demand be disabled or removed in consideration of the above:
http://thedailywtf.com/Comments/Every-Penny-Counts.aspx?pg=2#247189 http://thedailywtf.com/Comments/Every-Penny-Counts.aspx?pg=2#247296
Location of ORIGINAL WORKS: http://tomkinson.synthasite.com/
My electronic signature follows:
Sincerely, /s/ Chris Tomkinson
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I'm going after Sesame Street next.
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That Telstra one was completely out of context.
Telstra did not set the price, the special price was from BigW when they were having a sale on Telstra Pre-paid wireless NextG broadband.
The thing the post didn't say was that you paid 148.99 for the NextG broadband dongle and 0.01cents for the 59.00 Telstra NextG pre-paid mobile phone that came with it.
I know this because i bought one of these when it was on sale at my local BigW.
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In Oz, where Telstra lives, we don't refer to cents as 'pennies'.
We stopped using pennies with 'decimalisation', decades ago.
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The pixel-perfect screenshot of the iPhone App Store seems to indicate that it is running in either the simulator, or under the debugger; indicating that this is either a fake, or downloads from the App Store under such conditions were blocked by redefining the size limit to zero.