• Norman Diamond (unregistered) in reply to ginnrelay
    ginnrelay:
    Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose. Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! [Willy gives the hose to Nelson] Nelson: Is this right? [sprays him] Willy: Aaugh! Turn off the noozle! Nelson: The noodles? What noodles? Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!
    Hoose on frist?
  • Slovak Decoder Ring (unregistered)

    With apologies for transcription errors because the image is blurry ...

    nZNNT8MwDIbv%2FIoq99GP8Rmtk8YmxCQ%2Bqq1w4IKyxGOR0qTELox%2FT9oNNAnYYadIzmvn9WNngKIyNR81tLIz eGsAKVpXxiLvLnLWeMudQI3cigqQk%2BTz0d0tz44TXntHTjrDoukkZy8qEwtITi6U7J%2BJUyGXcAYsegKP2tmchYwgRGxgapGEpR BK0n4vOe%2BlaZmlPL3kWfbMomJb9kpbpe3rfg%2BLjQj5TVkWveJhXrJohAiewqNjZ7GpwM%2FBv2sJj7PbnK2IauRxbJwUZuWQ%2 BEVymcRtu7Hc6Fk0CRy0FdQZb6yCpbag2HDQynjXhN%2FhtN%2Bi%2BLbDhs6Cca%2FavrRZg3in2vBosBnFfcifTgpntPw8ZBTXzl eC%2Flenx2kX0aq37KQcKqHNSCkPiAGeMe5j7EEQ5Ix8A6Hr%2BLe1H7%2FbrQHV7VAgTrA%2BaIfGrqqF19gih7WQ9I17t%2FDYBJ ozWB4Cf69MctmWDuEiHB%2FOq3YNQTbCSi8s1s7TdmB%2F%2Bflh9CeOACv%2B%2FdGGXw%3D%3D

    URLdecode, Base64decode, Gunzip:

    <samlp:AuthnRequest xmlns:samlp="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:protocol" ID="_d2abe048dc36a5acfe6e" Version="2.0" IssueInstant="2013-07-11T21:19:22Z" ProtocolBinding="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:bindings:HTTP-POST" AssertionConsumerServiceURL="https://localhost:8090/saml/consume" Destination="undefined"><saml:Issuer xmlns:saml="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:assertion">onelogin_saml</saml:Issuer> <samlp:NameIDPolicy xmlns:samlp="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:protocol" Format="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:1.1:nameid-format:emailAddress" AllowCreate="true"></samlp:NameIDPolicy> <samlp:RequestedAuthnContext xmlns:samlp="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:protocol" Comparison="exact"><saml:AuthnContextClassRef xmlns:saml="urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:assertion">urn:oasis:names:tc:SAML:2.0:ac:classes:PasswordProtecuancransport</saml:AuthnContextClassRef></samlp:RequestedAuthnContext> </samlp:AuthnRequest>

  • (cs) in reply to GoatRider
    GoatRider:
    QJo:
    Argh argh I'm dying you idiot:
    QJo:
    Try contacting the elkdesk.
    Oh deer, please stop, or I might doe something I'll regret...

    It's not fawnothing you log in here. But I'm afraid I mus stag your comments as spam.

    This is bull.

    You shouldn't take puns to hart.

  • Jeff Grigg (unregistered)

    http://www.gifts2behold.com/images/large/8501010_moose_rec_50_50_80_LRG.jpg

  • (cs)

    TRWTF is how willingly people pay rates that are probably higher than their DSL bill and only get as much data as a PC user would consume in one typical night of...ahem...research.

    Hooray consumerism!

  • (cs) in reply to Slovak Decoder Ring
    Slovak Decoder Ring:
    PasswordProtecuancransport
    That would be “PasswordProtectedTransport”. The rest seems relatively legit at first glance.
  • Slovak Decoder Ring (unregistered) in reply to dkf

    Thanks. Transcription errors in the base64 code screwed up the decompression process, mostly because '1' looks like 'l' so I just resorted to guessing.

    I was hoping for something amusing in the encoded querystring but I guess not.

  • Slovak Decoder Ring (unregistered) in reply to Slovak Decoder Ring

    Sorry for the typos.

    nZNNT8MwDIbv%2FIoq99GP8Rmtk8YmxCQ%2Bqq1w4IKyxGOR0qTELox%2FT9oNNAnYYadIzmvn9WNngKIyNR81tLIz eGsAKVpXxiLvLnLWeMudQI3cigqQk%2BTz0d0tz44TXntHTjrDoukkZy8qEwtITi6U7J%2BJUyGXcAYsegKP2tmchYwgRGxgapGEpR BK0n4vOe%2BlaZmlPL3kWfbMomJb9kpbpe3rfg%2BLjQj5TVkWveJhXrJohAiewqNjZ7GpwM%2FBv2sJj7PbnK2IauRxbJwUZuWQ%2 BEVymcRtu7Hc6Fk0CRy0FdQZb6yCpbag2HDQynjXhN%2FhtN%2Bi%2BLbDhs6Cca%2FavrRZg3in2vBosBnFfcifTgpntPw8ZBTXzl eC%2Flenx2kX0aq37KQcKqHNSCkPiAGeMe5j7EEQ5Ix8A6Hr%2BLe1H7%2FbrQHV7VAgTrA%2BaIfGrqqF19gih7WQ9I17t%2FDYBJ ozWB4Cf69MctmWDuEiHB%2FOq3YNQYbGSi8s1s7TdmB%2F%2Bflh9CeOACv%2B%2FdGGXw%3D%3D

    Decoded, it says PasswordProtectedTransport.

  • saml (unregistered) in reply to Slovak Decoder Ring
    Slovak Decoder Ring:
    Sorry for the typos.

    nZNNT8MwDIbv%2FIoq99GP8Rmtk8YmxCQ%2Bqq1w4IKyxGOR0qTELox%2FT9oNNAnYYadIzmvn9WNngKIyNR81tLIz eGsAKVpXxiLvLnLWeMudQI3cigqQk%2BTz0d0tz44TXntHTjrDoukkZy8qEwtITi6U7J%2BJUyGXcAYsegKP2tmchYwgRGxgapGEpR BK0n4vOe%2BlaZmlPL3kWfbMomJb9kpbpe3rfg%2BLjQj5TVkWveJhXrJohAiewqNjZ7GpwM%2FBv2sJj7PbnK2IauRxbJwUZuWQ%2 BEVymcRtu7Hc6Fk0CRy0FdQZb6yCpbag2HDQynjXhN%2FhtN%2Bi%2BLbDhs6Cca%2FavrRZg3in2vBosBnFfcifTgpntPw8ZBTXzl eC%2Flenx2kX0aq37KQcKqHNSCkPiAGeMe5j7EEQ5Ix8A6Hr%2BLe1H7%2FbrQHV7VAgTrA%2BaIfGrqqF19gih7WQ9I17t%2FDYBJ ozWB4Cf69MctmWDuEiHB%2FOq3YNQYbGSi8s1s7TdmB%2F%2Bflh9CeOACv%2B%2FdGGXw%3D%3D

    Decoded, it says PasswordProtectedTransport.

    It seems like it is possible to select which language the page is in from the translation bar, and the error message is showing that it can't find destination from the request which have Destination="undefined". I have had my share of SAML problems, but cannot see why forgettign to set destination is a wtf

  • Don (unregistered)

    Google Chrome: Anyone else thinking "Denny Krane"...?

  • Google Chrome (unregistered)

    Google Chrome goes in all fields

  • Google does it (unregistered) in reply to Google Chrome
    Google Chrome:
    Google Chrome goes in all fields
    None of your fields will be virgins after Google Chrome goes in.

    CAPTCHA: eros

  • cordwainer (unregistered) in reply to dkf
    dkf:
    Slovak Decoder Ring:
    PasswordProtecuancransport
    That would be “PasswordProtectedTransport”. The rest seems relatively legit at first glance.

    No, "Protecuan Cransport" is the new password (they changed it because everyone knew the old one was "swordfish").

  • (cs) in reply to Hodor Stop Hodoring
    Hodor Stop Hodoring:
    Google Chrome is the new Hodor.
    Google Chrome is the new MATT DAMON
  • jr (unregistered) in reply to QJo

    Come on guys, quit bucking around.

  • MeToo (unregistered) in reply to RandomGuy
    RandomGuy:
    This reminds me how a Møøse once bit my sister ...
    And then there was the time a Møøse bit the President's daughter....
  • sdjt (unregistered) in reply to faoileag
    faoileag:
    Michael writes:
    It should help with operating the machine, but fails miserably.
    Of course it fails miserably. Even I can see that "This text should help you operate the machine" is not in hebrew.
    Woosh ;)
  • ZoomST (unregistered) in reply to MeToo
    MeToo:
    RandomGuy:
    This reminds me how a Møøse once bit my sister ...
    And then there was the time a Møøse bit the President's daughter....
    ...or it was all the way around? The circumstances were not clear indeed...

    Captcha: "eros". Really? I don't want to know what really happened between the Møøse and the President's daughter anymore...

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered) in reply to cordwainer

    No, "Protecuan Cransport" is the new password (they changed it because everyone knew the old one was "swordfish").[/quote]What happened to hunter2?

  • Google Chrome (unregistered)

    "Two weeks"

  • Fermion (unregistered) in reply to anonymous
    anonymous:
    Hannes:
    The "Google Chrome" error message reminds me of an error message a friend of mine always got when he started up LibreOffice on his Laptop: "General Error". That was all, no further explanations. Only an "OK"-Button.
    That's just General Error reminding him that it's only licensed for Private Use.
    Just wait until Colonel Crash arrives.
  • anonymous (unregistered) in reply to Fermion
    Fermion:
    anonymous:
    Hannes:
    The "Google Chrome" error message reminds me of an error message a friend of mine always got when he started up LibreOffice on his Laptop: "General Error". That was all, no further explanations. Only an "OK"-Button.
    That's just General Error reminding him that it's only licensed for Private Use.
    Just wait until Colonel Crash arrives.
    Yes, then you'd have a Major Problem.
  • Craig S (unregistered) in reply to Hodor Stop Hodoring

    Malkovich? Malkovich malkovich. MALKOVICH!

  • questradol (unregistered) in reply to anotherusername

    The only pictures I have seen that large are the ones taken by the Hubble telescope.

  • CN (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that I have the same optical mouse. Bought from a shop in Edinburgh, Scotland. And it says "OPTICAL MOUSE" on the bottom.

    We want oor mooses back, yi scumbags!

  • Dave Rutherford (unregistered)

    I have a theory, which it is, which is not the theory of Anne Elk, no matter how appropriate that might be. A mouse, you see, in the binomial comenclature of science, is mus musculus. I, for one, might pronounce that first word Moose. Add in a little bit of Engrish and one can easily imagine this happening.

    That said, I want one.

    Dave

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