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isn't the timecube guy named Gary? This guy sounds like he's channeling him, if nothing else.
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No, I'm sorry but there is no legitimate use for that architecture/OS abomination you are running.
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Unfortunately, the floating divs of CSS were not meant for layout either. (They were designed to allow an inline image with the text flowing around it.) The web is still waiting for someone to design a sane layout scheme.
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Shouting: "One ghost driver? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM!!! THEY ARE ALL WRONG!!! THEY DRIVE ME MAD!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!"
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P.S. Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, step off! (If anyone else gets this, I'll be impressed)
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It wasn't that Aristotle was correct, it was that he thought - and thought way outside of what others would think about.
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The email reads like on the bullshit explanations on an 'alternative' therapeutic product.
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a friend of mine once built a page infinitely subdivided into a recursive set of frames. or maybe it only got sub-framed a large number of levels deep; the question was academic, as every browser we tested it on crashed long before rendering the full window. it was a fun trick, provided you were drunk enough at the time.
(the text displayed inside each tiny sub-frame read "are you framing me?". that part was hilarious, once you got far enough from sobriety.)
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Wow. Reminds me of when I posted a thread on Newgrounds and everyone said that I should use CSS and DIVs instead of a table. Turns out I was right, and no one can prove me wrong. How, you ask? Well, DIVs don't allow for a very fluid column design if you want more than 2 columns. The reason? Floating DIVs, um, float; if a column to the left has content wider than the specified width of a DIV the borders of the DIV don't push to the right and the overflow content spills outside of the DIVs borders instead of making the DIV expand - while a table cell will expand, not just the width of that cell, the width of all cells in that column. DIVs give a problem when resizing as well. Trying another solution I came up with would force the DIV on the right (and then the one in the middle) down the page, showing up underneath the first two, when the browser was resized. My solution was to use a TABLE because I might not know how wide the widest content in a cell would be, especially if it were a particularly large line of code. I see code spilling off the middle DIV and getting hidden under the contents of the right DIV all the time. Presentation is about layout AND style, and you cannot style CSS to make a 3 column layout without some problems. Of course, if more browsers supported the display:table property (and it's kin) then you could make a 3-column fluidly expanding cell layout with CSS> For now, though, you must use tables.
But there's more! You CAN bookmark while using multiple frames. USE THE QUERY STRING!
However, whatever could have been done with frames was shortly replaced with similar functionality using CSS. I am not kidding. Independent scrolling of DIVs using the overflow:scroll property. Well, actually you can't use width="*", so just like the table problem you'd have to use percentages if you want the DIVs to scale. But since were scrolling each DIV independently you won't run into the other problems.
Well, now that I've shown -gary WRONG in one aspect I'll just have to wait to find out how frames are more secure. You could still grab the source code to view. The only thing I could think of is a redirect if no parent frame. And that isn't much security at all. Seriously, you can get around that in mere minutes after trying just a few things. OK, let's say there's a no right-click script. Um, turn off JavaScript/JScript? Ya, that will do it.
Seriously, this guy is an idiot, and probably has never heard of things like clip:.
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The work of a "simple table" is to simply display tabular data, and ONLY to display tabular data. The only reason CSS is "complicated" is that so many lazy individuals in the industry became addicted to the ease of tables to design and the development of better CSS standards was therefore retarded. The more responsible designers that actually use it correctly, the more rapidly it will mature.
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Gary sounds like he has cubic wisdom that transcends and contradicts one day gods.
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I do not think that anyone in their right mind would replace a table for tabular data with CSS.
Remember, CSS is all about separating content from presentation, and tabular data (if it really is such!) is content, therefore represented best in HTML.
Using tables for layout (or more like layout tricks), OTOH, is presentation and should therefore be done in style sheets.
Granted, before the advent of CSS you simply had to mimick a lot of stuff by (mis)using certain HTML-elements.
Web designers should perhaps start thinking in the paradigms of XML, where clean separation of concerns was included from start (which does not mean that one can not royally screw up and do it exactly the wrong way in XML too ;o)
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Ahaaa...that gives me a brillant (sic!) idea:
The frameset and the content pages should be served from different machines! I call this a "Gary Cluster" (GC).
I should immediately file a patent for this ... ;o)
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Gary's writing style looks a lot like that of John Hargrave. See: www.zug.com. I bet John was trying to get you to do something stupid, by posing as your boss. He successfully did something similar to a Starbucks employee.
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What will he do with HTML 5?
http://www.w3.org/TR/2008/WD-html5-diff-20080122/#absent-elements
I feel bad for the guy. His world is going to come to an end.
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I wonder what he's going to do when he reads the W3C's proposal for HTML 5. Frames are going away. Forever.
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Before you answer "Do you know transistors? Your computer working is proof enough.", I'd suggest you read Wikipedia's article on Instrumentalism.
In short: historically, working technologies have always been developed based on theories which were later disproven. Tomorrow someone can come with some new theory entirely replacing Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, explaining why transistors, tunnel diodes, genes, nanotubes etc. work in a completely different manner, and we'd still be no better at knowing how things actually work "behind the scenes". The fact our current technology works is thus NO proof, at all, of the truth of the underlying theories used to develop them. Technology only proves that engineers do great things when well inspired, but that's it.
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Who cares.
This is one opinion from someone and look how the lot of you go into orgiastic spasticity. Are your lives so dreary and mundane that you must leap on this like vultures? Go out into the sun and fresh air... remember what life was like when you were alive.
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in the event that he is right and the entire industry is wrong then you still need to do it "wrong" to work with the entire industry.
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Yep, Archimedes was a much better physical philosopher. I mean, look at Aristotle's description of motion; because he couldn't handle inertia and gravity at the same time he described motion only in terms of straight lines.
Wikipedia: "His thinking on physics [] had a profound impact on medieval thought, which lasted until the Renaissance" ... when everyone realised it was complete rot.
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This was funny. Gary sounds like my highschool computer science teacher.
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Excellent. Clicking random article while waiting for compiling... this post's comments does not disappoint on the time cube references, it makes me happy.
That said, I still like frames. I know I'm weird. (But not as a solution to all "www" problems, past present and future. Just when they make sense, as for instance when you have a game with a constantly changing main view and various not-changing-much outer bits, and you'd have no real reason to ever want to bookmark the current state of the main view anyway. I know you can use ajax for a similar effect, but... frames are simple. Simple isn't always bad.)
(And yes, I know nobody is likely to read this. I don't care.)
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"The people that only use C++ and refuse to use any high level languages." C++ IS a high level language.
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ugh. this guy, Gary, made me think of the Flat Earth Society, and their so-absurd-its-pathetic "The Conspiracy" nonsense... here's an example, taken verbatim from their website:
"everything on the internet has been faked by The Conspiracy."
no, i'm not kidding, one of them wrote that to ME, personally, in direct response to my quoting a different website.