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The Real WTF (tm) is that it took a YEAR to fire her. It would be one thing if after her mistake was pointed out to her she laughed and said "my bad", but it was clear that she doesn't understand even the most basic concepts of programming, in any language. I would have fired her on the spot.
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By the way, you wrote wrong when you should have written wrongly.
This could go on all day.
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By the way, you wrote wrong when you should have written wrongly.
This could go on all day.
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It's misssteaks, not mistakes.
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To exit the program, type Quit, then press the Enter key.
I'd also have set it in a monospaced font, but the comment software doesn't allow it (why is it that we have completely different rules here than the real forums?)
If you can't trust the users not to type the comma, can you really trust them not to type the quotes?
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I wonder how Microsoft would parse "a set?" Does the conjugation depend upon the quantity of objects contained in the set?
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Here, here!
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Or something like that
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[quote user="Critic"][quote user="There but for the grace of God..."]
Too bad making a better living doesn't make you a better person. [/quote]
But then neither does making a worse living.
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Sounds like somebody applying for a job as a magazine editor and ended up in the wrong office.....
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You think that's bad, I've been doing most of my work recently in a semi-functional language that does invocation and composition by juxtaposition (e.g. "f(x)" is just "f x" and "g(f(x))" is just "g f x"). Now I keep trying to do things like "file which foo" in the shell.
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"There's a couple of others containing similar rules."
You mean "There're a couple of others containing similar rules."
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Of course, the Real WTF here is English punctuation. Every sensible language encloses the phrase in quotes and lets the comma out of them.
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Didn't all this "punctuation inside the quotes" nonsense arise due to technical issues with early printing presses?
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Yes, hear hear here too. This whole story sucked. This WTF is a WTF unto itself.
CAPTCHA = cognac - which I could use right now.
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Sorry.
No, that would be the subjunctive. And indeed is the subjunctive.
"If I was to take the plane" is a hitherto unheard-of form of the preterite that indicates that you are possibly about to steal a jumbo jet. The subjunctive, over the five thousand years or so of development in PIE languages, indicates that you might or might not perform the action to which you refer.
(I'm sure I'm wrong on Sanskrit here. Corrections humbly requested.)
There are many ways to indicate the impossible. My current favourite is "It's impossible, of course, but ..."
To indicate the unexpected, or the implausible, you might want to try on:
"Were I to take the plane..."
for size. This is, however, deep into Somerset Maugham territory, and we really don't want to go there at this late stage.
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Nice handicap to your argument, though. What, you argue off 24 or so? I'd stick to the nineteenth hole, were I you. Which, as a previous poster has (quite erroneously) pointed out, indicates an impossibility.
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I probably screwed up though. I was thinking in terms of an operator indicating "produces." Somehow (being tired) I managed "arrowish" notation rather than traditional BNF notation (or even, if you prefer, the Wirth variant). However, I believe my point stands. Give a pure (or even impure) mathematician a rigorously defined notation, and they won't have a problem. They're certainly not likely to look at i <= i + 1 and think "Ooh, look, a traditional boolean operator within C-related computer languages. That makes no sense at all, does it? My brain hurts!" given a context.
Any more than they'd look at i = i + 1 and think "Bugger me. That doesn't work in C. I'll have to revise my entire notational system. Well, there goes solving that P-NP problem, then..."
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I take it back. I'd rather be wrong than have MS agree with me!
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Ancient_Hacker: I don't suppose you could have persuaded the helpdesk to forward the resulting calls to the editor's desk?
(hmm, my CAPTCHA is the same as it was for a previous comment.)
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The real WTF is English. :-p I before E except after C. Just look at all the exceptions to that one.
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Don't you mean "..if I seen da arrers"?
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The correct answer is "yes" to these types of questions - for example, "Is the stove hot or cold?" or "are the dishes clean or dirty?" - that means that yes is the correct return value for a logical OR, right?
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I call BS! A real math major would NEVER: A) think (they always KNOW) B) use self-deprecating humor to avoid seeming arrogant or
pompous (it should be blindingly obvious to everyone how superior they are) C) avoid replying to a post like this (joke about mathematicians - how dare you!)
captcha: smile - yes, you
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Making a living shouldn't necessarily make you a better person, but I'd have hoped it would have made you a less ignorant one.
Firstly, many people go to college for the pure, unadulterated love of knowledge. As far as making a living--despite my woebegone status as an English major, I'm third in my class and have promising prospects for a future in academia. Sidenote: I'm also one of the most tech-savvy chicks you'll find around. I don't by any means program (though I have a tremendous respect for CS), but I can often out-geek the geeks.
Secondly, you do realize that at the college level, at any reputable college, students don't spend 8 hours a week learning grammar, right? In fact, I haven't heard a minute's lecture on it in my 3.5 years of college. English at the college level is about Literature and analysis and (in my case) creative writing. Grammar is something you'd damn well better know (or learn) by the time you set foot in the classroom. And if you find literary analysis to be "obvious" work, then by all means, please enlighten us all with your gift.
I'm no trying to convert you to a OMG, Liberal Arts are amazing mindset; I'm just hoping you'll try a little better not to present yourself as an empty person whose meaning in life is to make a living--who can't conceive of a love of knowledge that compels people to go to school for reasons other than to be just another gear in the grinding machinery of capitalism.
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The real real WTF(c) is, that she obvious isn't using an IDE with synthax highlighting...
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I believe that what you say wioll haven be entirely correct in American English, but in British English it's perfectly grammatical to use plural verbs with nouns that are semantically plural, even if they're syntactically singular. "England are beating France 14-9" and "Microsoft are all retards" are both fine over here.
I admit that even in Britain, you have to strain a bit to come up with a plausible use of "this set are". But not too much. "The set of forks are all dirty" really is OK.
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"England," "Microsoft," and the like are not "semantically plural." Semantically, they're abstractions, and singular abstractions to boot. Extrapolating plurality from the fact that you know there are fifteen people in a rugby union team is not semantics, it's meta-language. I know he was using flags, not words, but Nelson didn't say that "England expect," now, did he?
I'm English, and although it's a frequent usage, it's not correct. As I mentioned above, "demotic" grammar differs from "received" grammar; basically because it's verbalised, and there's a phenomenon of verbal drag that leads to associating the wrong noun with a verb or sub-clause. Few people actually write anything any more (emails and blogs being a wholly different medium), so I suspect that in a few short years this faux-pluralisation will become the norm. Unfortunate, but there you go.
The examples you quote are all particularlised, and mostly relevant to spoken English. If you don't feel comfortable with the singular, why not "The English players are ..." or "Microsoft employees are ...?" Usually, as in the latter case, this formulation also has the benefit of not anthopomorphising an abstract noun.
And "The set of forks are all dirty" really isn't OK. In fact, it even sounds horrible. "All the forks in this set are dirty" would be a better choice, both ways.
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[quote user="real_aardvark]Lynn Truss would kill you.[/quote]
She's entertaining, but I think she could be subdued or knocked unconscious with a stream of split infinitives.
[quote]"England," "Microsoft," and the like are not "semantically plural." Semantically, they're abstractions, and singular abstractions to boot. [/quote]
I can't argue with your point on terminology, so I'll avoid attempting to use terms I'm not qualified to use. Suffice to say, then, that the nouns there are certainly denoting plural concepts in the mind of the speaker. Indeed that's the whole point of using the plural verbs with them. "England is winning" and "England are winning" carry subtly different meanings, one of which isn't as pithily expressible if you forbid that form.
As for your saying it's just not correct, well, I guess we have to agree to differ there. I don't have a prescriptivist bone in my body... at least not for six days of the week. Secretly I still twitch when I see a grocer's apostrophe, but in general my criterion for acceptability is whether it's used by what are tweely called "careful users". I'm a "careful user", I see why a straightforward analysis would say this formation is ungrammatical, and I still consider it to be correct. I've never seen a (British) style guide complain about the form; rather, there seems to be plenty of evidence that it is regarded as an acceptable quirk of British usage. As for being uncomfortable with the singular, well I'd say it's more that I am comfortable with the plural as well as with the singular. I'd say "England is ahead" but "England are playing their socks off". The latter has nuances that I think you'd be churlish to lose by outlawing it.
A quick search of "manchester united" on BBC News (not the last bastion of careful usage I admit, but still a reasonable starting point), shows a roughly even mix of plural and singular forms. "The club Man Utd has signed..." is interspersed with "Man Utd eye up..."
I'd be interested to see evidence that its use was formerly less common.
But with that, I'm bowing out. Grammar gripes (and flamewars) are a popular topic on WTF, but they sap the soul, and in the end the only winner is Ms Truss.
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Since we're all going to end up talking and writing this way, however, can I make a plea for Ebonics?
"England be beating the mofos 14-9" sounds far more appealing than "The English are 14-9 up," and it obviates any need to argue about singular/plural, or even to think about the issue... Of course, it'll still have a greengrocer's apostrophe in it eventually, but you can't win 'em all.
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I could have "wrote" wrong wrongly... wright? LOL!!!
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You mean, "She wouldn't have had this problem if only she had been educated at Oxford." Education at Oxford is a finite process with a definite end, which occurred in the (subjunctive) past. You could also say "... if only she were an Oxford graduate.", since that implies a continuing state.
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Oh, I would have changed it, if I were you... I would have made it print "Sorry, my editor is an idiot. Try without the comma." whenever a command ended with a comma.
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Oh, I would have changed it, if I were you... I would have made it print "Sorry, my editor is an idiot. Try without the comma." whenever a command ended with a comma.
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The 3rd errer is the one who wrote (typed) the sentence.
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Deal! But only if it can be UK London-Subcontinental Ebonics. You know, phrases from Indian English pronounced with a hybrid Cockney/Afro-Caribbean accent, and ting. Innit. Admittedly, not being a Londoner, I only know it from seeing Catherine Tate, but I want to speak like that. Is it?
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Do I have to think of everything?
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Well, I think an "i" doesn't spoil a lot of ink but do you still spell aluminum as aluminium?
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If you wanted to be REALLY gramatically correct it would be
"But I'm using it correctly..."
No problem ending her quote with the comma though!
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True, but I think we'd all agree that non-computer-scientists are generally inferior.
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Or possibly, "woodn't of", if originating from the Loozeana-to-Jawja section of The South.
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I had to read it alout to discern what word was replaced by "our".
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In North America we "tuck" punctuation inside quotation marks, true (see Chicago Manual of Style), but in the UK they put punctuation outside the quotation marks, so presumably people using C++ across the pond don't have this problem.
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For six months.
Eeeewww.
Addendum (2007-10-19 19:27): Oops, sorry. "I lived there (Atlanta) for six months..."
And Norleans is a superb place to visit. Wouldn't want to live there, either.
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Where do you guys read this crap? Wikipedia?
And just to kick off yet another flame war, since when was Chicago an arbiter of style? An arbiter of large-scale, unsophisticated, macro-economic damage, possibly, but style? PS. I like Chicago. I'm just depressed at the things that people attach to it (like the White Sox, for example.)
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I can't think of a good argument for colour, but the British pronunciation of aluminium is more logical, given that the name comes from Alum [a mineral]+ in [its in alum]+ ium [to identify it as an element], so the name means "an element found in alum".
If only Webster had been able to spell, a lot of hassle could have been saved.