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"TRWTF here of course is SAP. How they're still in business, it boggles the mind."
True... the wonderful world of SAP, where numerical fields have leading zeros, and writing any interface or export/import is an exercise in futility. WTF is up with that?? At least, the version at my last employer did... thank god I left.
Just wait until the upgrade happens... which in SAP terms, will require boatloads of consultants, months of planning, months of "implementation", changes to the business processes, fixes, post-implementation follow-up, and then planning for the next upgrade to fix what doesn't work in the existing version. Oh, and the inevitable outages and architecture changes to the infrastructure.
Sometimes it's just easier to put quarters in a slot for the laundry machine to work, no? ;-)
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Drop ze apostrophe und schtep avay from ze keybordt.
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It's a magical machine. If your shirt is dripping from sweat, just insert it into the magical machine and you will no longer have a wet shirt
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I miss my college's high tech washers and dryers. They used these mystical disks called "coins", some of which were "quarters" (although they were whole disks) and "dimes". An alternate method if the mystical disks were not available was to take a sturdy paper clip (MS's assistant was useful for something many years ago), straighten it out, then create an "L" shape at the end with the legs of the "L" being the diameter of the disks. Stick that "L" into the disk slot and go to town.
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... not that I ever did that, or anything
WPI has a (working!) laundry network system (laundryview.com), it would detect what school you were from by using the IP range you came from and give a list of available laundry rooms for that school. If you knew the laundry room ID code you could get to the page for that laundry room from an offcampus IP as well; and they actually did use IPs rather than reverse DNS (I know this because I had my PTR records set to my own domain and it still worked.) I know for a fact that it worked properly with Firefox (on Windows, Linux, and FreeBSD/amd64), MSIE, Opera, and Konqueror. The payment system was to either use quarters or to go to the accounting office and put a deposit of cash on your student ID card, which then could be used to run the washing machines. Just before I graduated they upgraded it to use a 3d representation of the laundry room done with flash, but if you did not have flash installed it would automatically fall back to standard HTML+CSS. Pretty neat, really.
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I'm on Windows because development of high-performance multi-threaded (manycore support) applications is incredibly faster than on any other platform.
Oh, and I'm a gamer. Ha.
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Ooooh password protect appliances! Is it weird that I strangely feel the need to have them?
Er yes that was sarcasm..
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"Organized protest groups are generally considered a sign of bad usability..."
Man, Facebook must be HORRIBLY unusable then.
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It is!!
Just because people use it doesn't mean it is usable, nor even worth using.
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This kind of pious attitude has no concept of reality. The standards are not holy scripture but, believe it or not, are written by humans who make mistakes, or miss important details that browser vendors are forced to try to interpret. For instance, you could write a fully standards compliant site and still have it fail in every single browser out there (yes, Firefox too!)
The fact is, if you're writing web sites or web apps, the only way to make sure they work everywhere is by testing them on each and every version of every browser you want to support. This is very expensive for most companies and this is why many have chosen to pick only 1 or 2 browsers that they're willing to support.
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I think students should be grateful to the University administration. When they graduate (and finally wash) they will be ready for 99% of WTFs in their jobs.
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Or the dryers take longer than the washers. Or one wash load makes two drying loads. Or Frylock and Meatwad are broken. Or everyone knows Shake washes for free. Or...you get the point.
Unrelated: I thought I had it bad where I am. The washing machines and dryers have coin slots, similar to those on vending machines. Now vending machines will take pretty much any combination of coins, and give change. But do these washing machines do that? No! The washing machines charge £1.20, and will ONLY accept pound coins and 20ps. The tumble dryers charge 20p for 40 minutes, and only accept 20ps. And there's no change machine either. (For Americans: UK coins are £2, £1, 50p, 20p, 10p, 5p, 2p and 1p. Most vending machines won't take the 2p and 1p but will take anything larger.) For even more infuriation, they have a ridiculous coin reject rate. Maybe 1 in 4, even 1 in 3 coins will get rejected. It will reject a coin once, then sometimes accept it on the second try. But not always. So even if I think I've got the money, it won't take it. And if say I've already inserted the pound coin, and it won't take any of my 20ps, I'm screwed. I can't even go and get change because after ten minutes it will forget all about the pound. And then there's the driers. They do dry clothes, IF THEY WANT TO. If the sensor reckons the clothes are dry, it will stop drying. Of course sometimes the sensor gets it wrong, not a major surprise. But when it's stopped drying because of the sensor, it carries on counting down the time you've paid for! You can only buy in 40 minute chunks, so if a load takes 60 minutes to try, then unless you remove it and put the next in the moment it finishes, that 20 minutes gets wasted. But there's no way to know how long it's going to take! And if it's stopped drying but the clothes are still damped, then you've basically been robbed by a drying machine.
I'd better stop now. I have to go and do my laundry.
/rant
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There is also the United Airlines method: one stuffs the dirties into a duffle bag, and flies home with it to have Mom do the wash--a college roommate did that. Of course, boomer moms may not be as cooperative as some boomers' moms were, for one thing. For another thing, you could spend the next few semesters at Guantanamo Bay for endangering the health of the bomb dogs.
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Exactly! Dry cleaning. :-)
Never underestimate the effectiveness of a couple of dryer sheets to "freshen up" a smelly shirt that otherwise looks clean. Standard bachelor trick.
-Lego
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Follow this link to get to an information page at the university - the link itself is a wtf http://nexus.student.no/wps/portal/!ut/p/kcxml/04_Sj9SPykssy0xPLMnMz0vM0Y_QjzKLN4r3DATJgFjuJvqRyCIG8Y5wAV-P_NxU_YDg1JzU5JKAxPRU_SCgokhzoCJTH0v9qJzU9MTkSv1gfW_9gtzQiHLndEcAiB0W2Q!!/delta/base64xml/L0lDU0lKTTd1aUNTWS9vQW9RQUFJUWdTQUFZeGpHTVl4U21BISEvNEpGaUNvMERyRTVST2dxTkM3OVlRZyEhLzdfMF9QMy8x?WCM_PORTLET=PC_7_0_P3_WCM&WCM_GLOBAL_CONTEXT=/wps/wcm/connect/SiO/Housing+Units/Resident/Book+a+washing+machine+and+pay+online
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It will be more optimal when each one has an IPv6 addy.
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7 hours ago, someone used Shake and then Fry. 5 hours ago, someone used Shake and then Zoidberg. 2 hours ago, someone used Shake and then split the load into Leela and Bender.
(Splitting your loads across dryers saves time.)
Alternative, less interesting explanation - someone unplugged the network cable on Frylock and Meatwad.
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25 Euro cents is a quarter Euro. I have no idea how many Euros it takes to clean laundry in Oslo, or the Norweigen word for "quarter", but it is a valid concept.
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If it was only upercase letters why was there confusion wuth 0 and O, 1 and l ??
Must be upercase letters and numbers
--pedantic Sam
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The Mac users won't do laundry, anyways. They'll just buy a new shirt. Sure, it's not really new, it's the same shirt. But this one has a world-shatteringly new [strike]feature[/strike] colored stripe down the side.
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That's because, in the enterprise world, if you aren't using IE you're wasting money. None of the other major browsers (Firefox, Opera, Safari) have proper enterprise support, they can't even update themselves without administrator intervention. Epic Fail.
No amount of freetards getting jizzy over how much more standards compliant browser X is counts for a damn out there in the real world.
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There are very good reasons to move to a coin-free laundry room. The main one (apart from safety improvements and savings by eliminating the need for collecting the coins), as pointed out in the story, is that students can use their student ID card and put the charge on their college bill for the semester.
Not only is this more convenient (students may not have coins on hand, but they'll always have their student ID card), but also the coins would come out of the kids' OWN money, while in many cases the college bill is paid for by their parents. Everybody wins!
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Up to the moment when some innumerate jackass has to make change for you.
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You mean where they hack it to see if they can, they succeed, then they continue to not wash their clothes anyway?
What are you going to wear when your only shirt and jeans are in the wash anyway.
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IEs4Linux for the win!
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As it was so well-thought-out, there was probably no notice on the paper slip that said ("Oh, hey, yes, by the way, those are only letters, so this sucks less") so people might have tried numbers anyway.
--nerdy oblivious-to-humour Procedural
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Oh, I think that a laundry with 4 driers functional and 2 of the 3 washers out of action for 2 and 3 months respectively is a fair wtf!
(That said, it is probably a network issue, and the washers actually work to wash clothes; and maybe there are additional washers not networked.)
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Unless there is some compelling reason not to maybe hanging the laundry out to dry should be encouraged. Level of sympathy for the inconvenienced is close to zero.
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"This means that after 11:01 nobody could start a new machine, as it would crash with my reservation."
Is this intentional?
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No, how SAP's clients are still in business boggles the mind.
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Right. But I must remind you that Norway is the most expensive country in the world, so one wash costs 12 NOK (Norwegian Kroner) which is about 1,5 dollars and something like 1,3 Euros. Ant that does not include the so-called drying!
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When the billing of our dark fiber lines was switched to SAP, we didn't receive any invoices for over half a year!
A Million Flies Can't Be Wrong
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(I've never seen a Starbucks with innumerate jackasses for staff. Is it different in North America? It didn't seem to be to me when I've been over there.)
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please read again:
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A networked dryer. There is no greater WTF in this story than the delicious absurdity of a networked dryer.
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