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The facebook one is simply a realization of minority report. A swat team will be arriving at your place just shortly before the aforementioned time.
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So testdupacc is supposed to be "test duplicate account", right?
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Since you clicked/had visited the link in the IRS email, where did it go?
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Ah, but Ahmed, can you SPEAK in Computer Language? Construct a few complete, spoken sentences in C++, and if you can do that, your speaking ability counts as "Fluent".
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Obviously, the computer language, is binary. It doesn't understand any programming language :)
CAPTCHA: nulla the wife of null?
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Akismet, you're an ass. Since when is posting binary 1's and 0's spam?
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Is the error in the library search that it reports Jan Berenstain as dead as of 2011? That almost ruined my morning until the Googlenets told me otherwise.
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That search engine is working as intended. Archaic books based on ignorance, superstition, torture and fear should be down-ranked.
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Yes, but it should still be done more quickly.
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I can speak using pascal, c, java and fortran!
Fortran I don't mention on resume, since it will land me in trouble spots of world.
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Facebook login seems a logical security feature. It saw you connect using a mean you've never used before, and it therefore verify that it is really you connecting to the service. Credit card companies have similar kind of detection to catch fraudulent charges.
Of course, if it sends an email with every login then that would be a WTF.
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SIRSI Unicorn iBistro may work for checking books in and out, but it is miserable as a catalogue.
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I would call you a stupid kid, but you beat me to it. Probably Facebook advised you about my post before I even started typing.
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Why sign on facebook and make merry fool of self?
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Want to get in "real trouble".... List RatFor on your resume..
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I wonder if that library application is using "the" as a search term. It would explain why it takes so long.
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I'm a fluent speaker and writer of whitespace (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_%28programming_language%29), however I had to tick "Low" for my reading ability; they had no "None" option.
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(Obligatory link to a horribly time-wasting site. Shouldn't you be working? :p)
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Re Facebook: poor thing, never heard of a phishing mail
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That's what I figured. An absolutely brain-dead, homebrewed search based on tokenizing with no stop words. Sort of makes sense from a beginning-developer point of view, but it should have become pretty obvious pretty soon that there was something wrong.
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TRWTF is that the title says "Mr. Testupacc" when it is "TestDuppacc"
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The WTF, I think was that is said he logged in tomorrow.
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If that were true, then why is the top ranked result "Kindness Counts" - no "the" in there.
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My first job was programming binary load lifters -- Very similar to your vaporators in most respects.
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We all know the pizza shop was really in Kenya.
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All of the titles in The Berenstein Bears series begin with "The Berenstein Bears..." so the title of this weighty volume is "The Berenstein Bears: Kindness Counts."
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TRWTF is the bible.
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Why is the IRS not using a .gov domain?
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I've done the Mr. Testupacc problem before. We sent a survey to a real customer based on a test transaction. Not only was the customer confused, but they were a high up muckety muck in our company who knew exactly who to contact in my org to ask why this happened.
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Can Mr. Steve cancel Mr. Steve's cable subscription and continue to enjoy Mr. Testdupacc's cable?
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Slightly OT, I know, but isn't "Biblical fiction" a wee bit tautological?
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It looks like the library thing is, in part, sorting by release year descending. Which would probably always make The Bible the last book in the list.
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Oh, you mean like the one the JWs or the Mormons use?
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They gave up even pretending they were anything other than just another bunch of crooks out for your money.
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Trouble spots like high tech physics laboratories. Captcha: secundum - Well I know I wasn't frist.
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The search engine must be intentionally broken (blast those saboteurs), because the Bible doesn't fall into that category. However, comments based on ignorance, superstition, torture and fear should be removed from this forum.
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(MNSHB.)
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On the other hand, Facebook could correctly email you in advance to let you know that uncle Frank will be harvesting tomatoes in Farmville tomorrow at 4:35pm. Because that's all uncle Frank ever does these days.
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