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You would only think this to be true if you had not seem the content of my email inbox.
And no, Askimet, you can certainly not have a piece of my pie.
Askmet doesn't like something about this messaage, but I have no idea what.
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TRWTF are pie charts in general.
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So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.
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Wow, this site is deader than Alex was last week.
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To be honest, I like Chicago-style (if it's good), but it isn't pizza. Let's just call it what it really is: bread.
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I actually recognize that SA rule. It's for penny stock spams that claim "explosive gains". Search for "SARE_CSBIG" in http://svn.deeproot.in/deepofix/deepofix/tags/deepOfix-Install-CD-3.2/packages-dev/spamassassin-config/rules/deepofix/70_sare_stocks.cf.
Yeah, I'm totally an anti-spam dork.
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Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?
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Why is it racy my overseas simpleton? You already said 100 times the type of food that you like, and OMFG, some of it contains, wait for it, CURRY!
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Curry cannot be contained. Once added to food and heated, it spreads throughout apartment complexes and cube farms like The Mist in the novella of the same name, spreading suffering to all with reach of its pungent tentacles.
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Sorry, are you talking about the aftermath, or the spice itself?
Curry is very tasty but by god, I would hate to be my seat cushion the following day...
As far as the smell of it while cooking (apartment, down the street), IMO, it smells no worse than mexican or any other food where you use an abundance of spices. It's all a matter of what you're used to as well.
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Is there anything they didn't screw up going from 2000 to XP?
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Yeah, getting paid...
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I've no idea how the pie chart got so screwed by XP, but it self corrected a few seconds later (I just instinctively hit Alt-PrtSc, then cropped it and compressed it for here)
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Actually it does. Notice that thick black line on from the center to the left side? That is the divider between the pink and blue section, IF the pink section was drawn properly.
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TRWTF is we are posting test images.
So someone is testing the Walgreens board. Perhaps testing the software or the board itself.
Here in Washington someone got the bright idea to change the speed limit on the freeway dynamically. So they created big marquee signs to display the current speed limit. Those had similar test messages for MONTHS.
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Yeah, good point.
Hey everybody, don't give C-Octothorpe any pizza or he'll stick around all day posting shit nobody cares about.
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"Only Spicy Food Gives Me an Explosive Gain" is nowhere near the most bizarre thing that might appear in the subject line of a spam e-mail.
My personal favorite is one I got a number of years ago:
*** heyy, I got a new email address, everyone add it. *** wow mecca goat can't is was? cow mecca them cow
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I don't get it...
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All Spamassassin rules have funnybones names like that. Doesn't mean they're not useful. This one is probably against emails that promise explosive gains, duh.
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Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...
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I'd avoid using Norton Ghost to backup that disk if I were you. Chances are it might vaporize!
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Have you been hearing an odd repetitive noise coming from that drive?
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Sounds like a siren.
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ooʇ ǝɯ oʇ ǝuıɟ sʞoo˥
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I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.
American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)
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Uhm, that can't be genuine, it doesn't have the shitty white bit down the bottom.
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Pie charts: you're doing it wrong.
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People living under glass bridges...
If stating my honest opinion is trolling, then yes I was trolling.
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Fancy Pick on us Irish like that.
Perhaps we be using spuds on our pizza, but not corns and spaghettis and what not!
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Hmm...except the original point was that it tastes like cardboard from Wogland, and so the Seppos improved it.
How peculiar, that something as bland as cardboard should be improved by removing toppings?
If TV is right (and TV never lies - Homer S told me that), then Yankee pizza is basically a thin crust with tomato and cheese (and occasionally pepperoni).
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You mean like Naples?
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… Including Italy?
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Naples, NY? Or Naples, ME?
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What software is the first screenshot from (the SpamAssassin one)?
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You mean like this?
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Don't know about you, but I cut MY pie into vertical strips.
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Is that the Walgreens on SOM Center and Rt. 84 in Willoughby? If so, that one "barfs" all the time. It's more surprising when it displays correctly.
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Ok. I agree with the guy who agrees with what the next guy agrees with what the original guy who agrees is about to say.
Do you agree with what I just said?
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No. And I'm that guy, so you don't either.
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Note the glass border; this is not XP.