• Not a Terr0r1st (unregistered) in reply to Bobbo

    You would only think this to be true if you had not seem the content of my email inbox.

    And no, Askimet, you can certainly not have a piece of my pie.

    Askmet doesn't like something about this messaage, but I have no idea what.

  • (cs)

    TRWTF are pie charts in general.

  • данийл (unregistered)

    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

  • Mark Bowytz (unregistered)

    Wow, this site is deader than Alex was last week.

  • boog (unregistered) in reply to boog
    boog (registered):
    TRWTF are pie charts in general.
    Calm down, my evil twin.
  • (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.
    This.

    To be honest, I like Chicago-style (if it's good), but it isn't pizza. Let's just call it what it really is: bread.

  • InvisiBill (unregistered)

    I actually recognize that SA rule. It's for penny stock spams that claim "explosive gains". Search for "SARE_CSBIG" in http://svn.deeproot.in/deepofix/deepofix/tags/deepOfix-Install-CD-3.2/packages-dev/spamassassin-config/rules/deepofix/70_sare_stocks.cf.

    Yeah, I'm totally an anti-spam dork.

  • (cs) in reply to данийл
    данийл:
    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

    Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog (good twin):
    boog:
    TRWTF are pie charts in general.
    Calm down, my evil twin.
    I'm so sorry that I let my utter disdain for ineffective visualization methods get the best of me.
  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    данийл:
    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

    Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?

    Why is it racy my overseas simpleton? You already said 100 times the type of food that you like, and OMFG, some of it contains, wait for it, CURRY!

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Nagesh:
    данийл:
    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

    Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?

    Why is it racy my overseas simpleton? You already said 100 times the type of food that you like, and OMFG, some of it contains, wait for it, CURRY!

    Perhaps pretend-Indians have a different meaning for the word "racy"?

  • Jellineck (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Nagesh:
    данийл:
    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

    Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?

    Why is it racy my overseas simpleton? You already said 100 times the type of food that you like, and OMFG, some of it contains, wait for it, CURRY!

    Curry cannot be contained. Once added to food and heated, it spreads throughout apartment complexes and cube farms like The Mist in the novella of the same name, spreading suffering to all with reach of its pungent tentacles.

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to Jellineck
    Jellineck:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Nagesh:
    данийл:
    So that's why Nagesh enjoys curry. It gives him that explosive gain he needs to troll TDWTF.

    Here's one example of a racy comment. Why do you seeking my attention so much, madarchod?

    Why is it racy my overseas simpleton? You already said 100 times the type of food that you like, and OMFG, some of it contains, wait for it, CURRY!

    Curry cannot be contained. Once added to food and heated, it spreads throughout apartment complexes and cube farms like The Mist in the novella of the same name, spreading suffering to all with reach of its pungent tentacles.

    Sorry, are you talking about the aftermath, or the spice itself?

    Curry is very tasty but by god, I would hate to be my seat cushion the following day...

    As far as the smell of it while cooking (apartment, down the street), IMO, it smells no worse than mexican or any other food where you use an abundance of spices. It's all a matter of what you're used to as well.

  • chris (unregistered) in reply to anon
    anon:
    That was my gut reaction too, and it may be true. However, the shitty looking white pixels at the base of the pie chart is actually 100% legit, if you have an XP machine, take a look for yourself.

    Is there anything they didn't screw up going from 2000 to XP?

  • C-Octothorpe (unregistered) in reply to chris
    chris:
    anon:
    That was my gut reaction too, and it may be true. However, the shitty looking white pixels at the base of the pie chart is actually 100% legit, if you have an XP machine, take a look for yourself.

    Is there anything they didn't screw up going from 2000 to XP?

    Yeah, getting paid...

  • John (unregistered)

    I've no idea how the pie chart got so screwed by XP, but it self corrected a few seconds later (I just instinctively hit Alt-PrtSc, then cropped it and compressed it for here)

  • (cs) in reply to Anonymouser
    Anonymouser:
    TW, note that your image has a black divider between the pink and blue and the image in the article does not.

    Actually it does. Notice that thick black line on from the center to the left side? That is the divider between the pink and blue section, IF the pink section was drawn properly.

  • (cs)

    TRWTF is we are posting test images.

    So someone is testing the Walgreens board. Perhaps testing the software or the board itself.

    Here in Washington someone got the bright idea to change the speed limit on the freeway dynamically. So they created big marquee signs to display the current speed limit. Those had similar test messages for MONTHS.

  • Nagasaki (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    North Shore Beach Bum:
    frits:
    mason:
    I'm not sure if the pie chart is a WTF or an awesome new "chicago-cut" style chart.
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    You consider pizza from Italy to be a WTF?

    Don't feed the troll...

    Yeah, good point.

    Hey everybody, don't give C-Octothorpe any pizza or he'll stick around all day posting shit nobody cares about.

  • (cs)

    "Only Spicy Food Gives Me an Explosive Gain" is nowhere near the most bizarre thing that might appear in the subject line of a spam e-mail.

    My personal favorite is one I got a number of years ago:

    *** heyy, I got a new email address, everyone add it. *** wow mecca goat can't is was? cow mecca them cow

  • (cs)

    Comment may be invalid 01.

  • (cs) in reply to Lorne Kates
    Lorne Kates:
    Alargule:
    [image]
    ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉ Wiat, what?

    I don't get it...

  • bup bup bup (unregistered)

    All Spamassassin rules have funnybones names like that. Doesn't mean they're not useful. This one is probably against emails that promise explosive gains, duh.

  • Josh (unregistered)

    Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...

    [image]
  • syockit (unregistered) in reply to Josh
    Josh:
    Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...

    [image]

    I'd avoid using Norton Ghost to backup that disk if I were you. Chances are it might vaporize!

  • (cs) in reply to Josh
    Josh:
    Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...

    [image]

    Have you been hearing an odd repetitive noise coming from that drive?

  • (cs) in reply to DescentJS
    DescentJS:
    Josh:
    Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...

    [image]

    Have you been hearing an odd repetitive noise coming from that drive?

    Sounds like a siren.

  • (cs) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    Lorne Kates:
    Alargule:
    [image]
    ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉ Wiat, what?

    I don't get it...

    ‭I'm not a native speaker, please explain to me what "Wiat" means.
  • snoɯʎuou∀ (unregistered) in reply to Lorne Kates

    ooʇ ǝɯ oʇ ǝuıɟ sʞoo˥

  • El Wog (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    North Shore Beach Bum:
    frits:
    mason:
    I'm not sure if the pie chart is a WTF or an awesome new "chicago-cut" style chart.
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    You consider pizza from Italy to be a WTF?

    Yes, unless you like cardboard. Sorry, the Italians may have invented it, but we Americans made it better (like everything else ;)).

    In fact, I like the way Greek restaurants make pizza the best.

    Addendum (2011-03-25 12:23): One exception is pizzagaina. That stuff is delicious.

    I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.

    American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)

  • Mrs Pacman (unregistered) in reply to Josh
    Josh:
    Yeah, pie chart does mess up sometimes...

    [image]

    Uhm, that can't be genuine, it doesn't have the shitty white bit down the bottom.

  • Troll (unregistered)

    Pie charts: you're doing it wrong.

  • The Typinator (unregistered) in reply to El Wog
    El Wog:
    I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.

    American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)

    Lacking in toppings, yes. We don't load it with corn and spaghetti and peas and whatever other random ingredients we have around like those on a certain island across the pond.

  • (cs) in reply to El Wog
    El Wog:
    frits:
    North Shore Beach Bum:
    frits:
    mason:
    I'm not sure if the pie chart is a WTF or an awesome new "chicago-cut" style chart.
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    You consider pizza from Italy to be a WTF?

    Yes, unless you like cardboard. Sorry, the Italians may have invented it, but we Americans made it better (like everything else ;)).

    In fact, I like the way Greek restaurants make pizza the best.

    Addendum (2011-03-25 12:23): One exception is pizzagaina. That stuff is delicious.

    I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.

    American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)

    People living under glass bridges...

    If stating my honest opinion is trolling, then yes I was trolling.

  • Patrick O'Shaunessy (unregistered) in reply to The Typinator
    The Typinator:
    El Wog:
    I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.

    American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)

    Lacking in toppings, yes. We don't load it with corn and spaghetti and peas and whatever other random ingredients we have around like those on a certain island across the pond.

    Fancy Pick on us Irish like that.
    Perhaps we be using spuds on our pizza, but not corns and spaghettis and what not!

  • mlitbot (unregistered) in reply to The Typinator
    The Typinator:
    El Wog:
    I was going to argue the point, then I realised you were trolling.

    American food is shit (and american pizza in particular is somewhat lacking in toppings)

    Lacking in toppings, yes. We don't load it with corn and spaghetti and peas and whatever other random ingredients we have around like those on a certain island across the pond.

    Hmm...except the original point was that it tastes like cardboard from Wogland, and so the Seppos improved it.

    How peculiar, that something as bland as cardboard should be improved by removing toppings?

    If TV is right (and TV never lies - Homer S told me that), then Yankee pizza is basically a thin crust with tomato and cheese (and occasionally pepperoni).

  • Someone who can't be bothered to login from work (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    mason:
    I'm not sure if the pie chart is a WTF or an awesome new "chicago-cut" style chart.
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    You mean like Naples?

  • Anonymous Coward (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    … Including Italy?

  • (cs) in reply to Someone who can't be bothered to login from work
    Someone who can't be bothered to login from work:
    frits:
    mason:
    I'm not sure if the pie chart is a WTF or an awesome new "chicago-cut" style chart.
    TRWTF is Chicago pizza.

    ...or pizza from anywhere outside the Northeastern US for that matter.

    You mean like Naples?

    Naples, NY? Or Naples, ME?

  • Bosshog (unregistered) in reply to n_slash_a
    n_slash_a:
    The cake is a lie
    *Sniff* I miss you, Weighted Companion Cube.
  • Goran (unregistered)

    What software is the first screenshot from (the SpamAssassin one)?

  • (cs) in reply to Warren
    Warren:
    If I received an email with the subject "Only Spicy Food Gives Me an Explosive Gain" I would expect it to be spam,actually.

    Either that, or something I really don't want to read anyway.

    You mean like this?

  • Ian (unregistered)

    Don't know about you, but I cut MY pie into vertical strips.

  • Kingofkings (unregistered)

    Is that the Walgreens on SOM Center and Rt. 84 in Willoughby? If so, that one "barfs" all the time. It's more surprising when it displays correctly.

  • Barney Fife (unregistered) in reply to Brian

    Ok. I agree with the guy who agrees with what the next guy agrees with what the original guy who agrees is about to say.

    Do you agree with what I just said?

  • (cs) in reply to Barney Fife
    Barney Fife:
    Ok. I agree with the guy who agrees with what the next guy agrees with what the original guy who agrees is about to say.

    Do you agree with what I just said?

    No. And I'm that guy, so you don't either.

  • (cs) in reply to Mrs Pacman
    Mrs Pacman:
    Uhm, that can't be genuine, it doesn't have the shitty white bit down the bottom.

    Note the glass border; this is not XP.

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