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That hardly reproduces a real world fire. What you need to do is pile up a load of old boxes about 20ft from the detector, grab some firelighter or gasoline and light the lot up. Give it 10 minutes and if the alarm goes off the test is successful. In either case call out the fire service.
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Non-toxic, perhaps, but the aim is to asphyxiate the fire...
EDIT: After a quick trip to Wikipedia, I stand corrected.
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Epic
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...Anyone biting?
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The sensible approach would be to politely but firmly state that you have commitments outside of work which unfortunately can not be rearranged. If this proves to be too much of a burden for management to countenance, then they are at liberty to try and dismiss you. If they do get rid of you for not working unfeasible and technically illegal amounts of overtime, then you are at liberty to approach them with a lawsuit.
Oh yes of course, I forgot, this is the US where employment laws do not exist.
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Does that mean there's a minimum stupidity a troll must demonstrate in order to successfully overthrow a forum? Does his failure mean the internet crowd is becoming -gasp- SMARTER??
. . . Nah, geoffrey is probably just failing at demonstrating all his stored stupidity.
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Make no mistake, employment laws do exist... just they exist solely to benefit the company and not the employee. Doubly so in "Right to Work" states, where the company can fire you for any reason at all, including refusing to work mandated 24-hour days, and the government will happily agree with the corporation.
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I don't mean to go off on a tangent, but what is an off-sine data center?
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It apparently makes the breather "giddy". I suppose when there is a fire and the halon is released, it is generally considered a bad time to start giggling about the thought of unicorns jumping over rainbows. I could be wrong though.
The other part about it breaking down into toxic substances, especially acids, when it touches hot metal doesn't sound too pleasant either.
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It is increasingly difficult to understand if you're trolling for the sake of trolling or is presenting logical arguments beyond the scope of your feeble mind?
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You just fail to see my superior intellect. The stupidity is on your side.
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Ferrite donuts would have fixed that off-sine problem.
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Because they sign the paychecks.
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Ummm. No.
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lol! wouldn't that be asin? i tried in the cot, but pi was its period.
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You are mean to say Sikhs! They are warrior race and carry weapon on body at all time. Think four time before making joke.
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What is ITG? is jump shark like jump gun?
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Because they sine the paychecks
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OMG, it looks like the Trigan Empire in here.
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"begraben" should be at the end of the sentence. Also, "unter" should not be capitalized.
Moving on to English:
Whatever happened to the past tense of "stink" being "stank"? The same thing seems to be happening to "sink." Stupid kids.Admin
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You're a funny troll.
Unions in Union-controlled States only protect union members. Which doesn't include any of us.
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I am a capitalist, red in tooth and claw. Sometimes paying a fine for violating the law is the cost of doing business. Human costs are absolutely irrelevant.
The reason I want to destroy unions is because they cost non-union businesses (like mine) more money. If there is a union shop offering union wages and benefits in my market, then my non-union shop has to compete at those same rates. Otherwise I get the dregs who don't even qualify to work for the union (and considering the average union worker, just think about how bad that is for a moment!)
Far from protecting only union workers, the unions are still a pain in my non-union ass.
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Is Alex gone on to his in-law place for christmas holidays?
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I guess when you troll obvioulsy and often, the world eventually realises that anything you say isn't worth bothering with - although there was the boy who cried "wolf"
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It is true that Unions (fairly or unfairly) fight for everyone, not just the union worker - and it's annoying when a reasonable work contract is presented to the masses, but the union insists all the union labour votes against it (and some of the spin they use to make it look like we get a better deal). 6 months later we finally agree on a contract that has marginally higher payrises upfront (which would barely offset the lack of payrise 6 months ago) and smaller payrises over the life of the agreement. I'm not in the union, but I've been forced to accept what they fought for (and frankly, although I was never a fan of individual agreements, I can really see the benefit of me negotiating my own contract).
OTOH I can see a certain attraction to non-union shops - even if the wages are marginally lower. Perhaps this is because I enjoy working with competent people (rather than ones who need a union to guarantee their employment despite their incompetence) or that I enjoy getting work done, not standing at picket lines. I am also up myself enough to think that my awesomeness will make an employer want to throw money at me, so even if I start on a lower wage that could change as the employer realises how much money I can make for him (or her)....
Short Story: I agree Unions are stupid and only benefit people who basically are not fit for the job they do
Aside: Many moons ago I worked in transport. For one reason and another, one company (with mainly union workers) lost a govt tender, and most of their employees were picked up by the company that one the tender (a company where although there were some union workers it was a significant minority). Two contracts existed, depending on which company you had originally worked for, and a big fight started with the union over exactly what should be in a later contract that would combine both to bring all employees under the same agreement (I think it was an EBA {enterprise bargaining agreement} and an AWA {Australian workplace agreement} if that makes a difference). The union began encouraging workers to annoy the company by putting up posters saying things like "Don't wear a tie" (one of the more minor sticking points of the agreement was that the AWA specified that a tie must be worn, and the EBA didn't). Had the posters made the point that the requriement to wear a tie was unenforceable or optional I'd have less of a problem with it, but essentially they were deliberately stirring shit for no real reason.... It was at this point that I realised no matter how noble the idea of unionism was, and despite any good that may have come from them, they have past their usefulness and have far too much power.
Perhaps people need to remember that employment is a 2 way agreement. The reason your employer gives you money is because what you do somehow contributes to him earning money. If you help him get loads of money, you'll probably find he is willing to share more with you (especially if you suggest there might be greener grass elsewhere). If you can't do the job you were hired for then why on earth do you think you're worth the base rate for that job? Increasingly, I'm becoming a fan of performance based pay - the problem is it is difficult to gauge performance (although perhaps the best (albeit oversimplified) way is "If Mick left tomorrow, what happens?" - If the answer is "No Difference" then it's not really worth chucking more money at me, if the answer is "It'll take a few months to ramp someone up, but we'll survive" then a fairly small payrise might be in order. If the answer is "OMFG, he's not thinking about it, is he?" then I would suggest a large payrise is in order - especially if you know there are jobs being advertised that might be more attractive).
Anywho, unions are organisations that were created to stop the little guy getting screwed. They have now evolved into organisations that guarantee the employer gets screwed.
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If you can't handle the truth, censorship is your next best bet!
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the procedure was obviously correct in making the system pass as this unprocedurated test showed.
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Need enough to get a good fire going, you see.
If more than 10% of the cards survive, then the test is passed, otherwise it fails.
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I think they should lite-off the data center.
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Unions came about because of the asymmetry between companies and individuals. Google Battle Of The Overpass. Hitler was a big admirer of noted anti-semite Henry Ford. So Godwin this thread.
Any programmer who thinks he's worth something more to a company than any other is playing too much Warcraft. Only true in a very short term.
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Unter should be capitalized, yes. But "Der Projektplan wurde begraben unter einem Stapel von leeren Pizza-Kartons und Laptops" is a perfectly valid German sentence.
And yes, I am a native speaker.
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Nice Troll dude.
If people were equal ... I think we'd know by now.
Instead, you have mediocre people pretending all are equal, and excellent people who eventually realize that's a load of bullcrap and they are surrounded by fricken idiots who do less than a fifth of their work.
The world was built by excellent people, not by 'more or less average' - 'don't give a shit' types.
If that's short term - alright fuck the long term.
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WTF does capitalization have to do word order?
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Otherwise, fascinating...
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Slow news day?
That was really quite a lot of unnecessary context padding out the story of the guy pressing the big red button.
Trying too hard?
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