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So you didn't read the main article, did you? Yeah, didn't think so.
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Err... considering the context of the article, "reaction" should most obviously be replaced by a quite similar sounding word... ;o)
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I think you missed the point. What I said was that the ARTICLE needed a good editor, because the writing rambles all over the place before getting to the point. You mistakenly edited the COMMENT I left saying so. Actually, you edited it away.
An easy enough mistake to make, I'm sure. You're forgiven.
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I almost exploded, because I had to hold in what would have been roaring laughter in order to not wake up my girlfriend.
Thanks for the story. I'm a little worried I might apply the glow job technique some day.
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We did the same thing years ago in one of my university classes. Sure, he knew more about the subject than many of us would ever learn but he was a horrible public speaker. Just horrible. And a three hour lecture with all that going on was just brutal.
On the other hand, talking with him one-on-one was quite pleasant and very informative. I think it was totally a "in front of groups" thing. You'd think universities would offer their profs courses on this kind of stuff.
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Is what I was thinking too. I didn't find this story funny and I presume their company carpark must have a constant CCTV system.
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How could you! You just made my daily meeting impossible to sit though with a straight face.
Arghhhhh!
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Or why Murrays rants sounded like Vogon poetry.
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Thank you, now I'll never be able to sit at meetings with a straight face again...
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"You are in more dire need of a status than any white man in history."
Robin Williams Good Morning, Vietnam
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I think this is a good example of how bad managerial practices can horribly backfire. The juvenile joke is the equivalent to the dying server or corrupted production system in other stories – it's the final result of an applied malpractice.
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So if status is a BJ, what are some other word-pair swaps that would be good?
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I gotta say - I had a boss a bit like that once. He was a complete idiot, thought that by making threats to us things would get done quicker. He tried to cancel my flight from Oakland back home to the UK on my bithday, of the very same morning because the 'blow job'(status) was actually 25% ahead of where we should have been.
I responded by calling him a 'stupid fat w4nker' (which isn't that rude in the states), and telling him 'I'm done for the day, off to the airport now'. Needless to say I thought afterwards - ooops! But did laugh my head off.
He annoyed me sooo much, that on the Monday I was supposed to be on a plane back to the US I was actually at home, leisurely surfing the net looking for jobs where the boss wasn't a complete status giver.
I got a much better job, and I think his reputation went down pretty bad for pissing off the companies 'favourite' developer! HA! Mission accomplished!
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In college I had an Abnormal Psychology professor who happened to be from China. English was his third language (he spent ten years in France before coming to the US).
Along with being a terrible teacher who basically read you the textbook word for word and used the same exams every semester (they had been copied so many times that they were speckled with hundreds of black dots and the font was blurry), Dr. Chu had a habit of saying "Is that so?" after nearly every sentence.
This was a three hour lecture, and one night I decided to keep track of the "Is that so?"s. It came to something like 168.
That was the only one of his lectures that was anything but painful.
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This story reminds me of the famouse Bullshit bingo ( http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/ )
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The real WTF is that Murray actually thought something would get done in todays Bell Labs. Amazing how far that institution has fallen.
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Very well said. You clearly and concisely got the point across, and with all of the humor of the original post. I'd still much rather see some silly php or a database in the 12th normalized form than generic management advice, but at least it only took me a few seconds to realize I wasn't interested.
I think this highlights why I hate this post so much. There is no code, design, testing, hardware, or even IT-specific meat on the WTF. At that point, the entertainment value of the post is based on the storytelling. While a short post with a clever twist can be a fun diversion, the worlds longest blow job joke wasn't.
The fact that many people found this boring and many people found it funny ( surely it was the WTF that hit home, and not the bj joke ) shows
thedailywtf has many*2 visitors ( congrats! )
the inclusion of more types of content has really fractured the audience.
#2 sucks for yet another list of reasons
They have replaced the old content as much as added to it. We've went from 5 posts a week to 10, but from 5 development posts a week to 2. ( numbers are a psuedo-average of a guesstimation).
The community has really changed ( opinion: deteriorated). It went from grumpy programmers that couldn't stand bad development, to people that worked near a computer and like to laugh at stupid things people do. That meant a shift from daily, heated arguments about the underpinnings of some programming language to a pornless version of 4chan or failblog.
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Quick poll: how do you pronounce 'status'?
Status (pronounced stat-us) Status (pronounced state-us)
Which is it? Personally I go for 'state-us'.
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Reading the story again is awesome.
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That's what she said.
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I'm a not so grumpy programmer that LOVES reading about bad development AND other funny stuff. I'll take a 're-engineer the wheel' story as readily as a fart joke. Sorry to ruin your exclusive club :(
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Sound like a priest run catholic school for young boys to me...
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This has got to be the most juvenile article i've seen on this site....ever!
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Yes, thedailywtf differentiates itself by lack of images and a userbase consisting of balding 30+ obese virgins with their hands down their pants.
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The one he teaches?
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Jesus, that picture is the image of my old boss. I wonder if it's really him.
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I haven't laughed so hard all week, brilliant!
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I'm right there with ya, Doc. Hey, maybe we can have an exclusive club of our own and not invite Obediah.
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This status is hard to swallow.