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Gud luk with that!!!
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I was saying that deriving one's beliefs from the lyrics of a signer is insipid, which you then demonstrated, but I'm not surprised because that's how people go about these things. Believe what the cool people believe and you can be cool too.
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I assume that this is you pretending to take this seriously in some sort of hip ironic way - or are you really stupid enough to think that an off-hand reference to a funny line is actually a complete and correct summary of my political views?
On the off chance that you're a moron: no, I actually don't model my politics on Phil Ochs. I like some of his songs, that's about it. Sorry to disappoint you.
You can go on dragging this out if you want, though. It's funnier when you use the Nagesh personality, though.
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Do I think it's likely that some random dufus heard some motivating song lyrics about the woes of the working man and embraced the underlying mentality? Uh, yeah. Have you met people before?
Do I think you did? I don't know you, but there's something about naive idealism that inspires those who feel before they think. Which is pretty much everyone, so given a random sample, I'd say there's a good chance. Where do you think 99% of hippies came from.
I don't usually drag my trolling out this far. You should feel honored.
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Yep. Then the underling is a convenient excuse for doing what the uber-boss wants to do anyway.
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Met 'em. Didn't like 'em much, though.
I thought 99% of hippies came from Colorado, these days.
Used to shoot them from my porch, when I was living in Oregon, but Massachusetts has tighter gun control laws.
Oh, ever so.
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Actually, I run into these all the time.
I comes from being deeply bitter about other people (misanthropy), which then drives the need to be morally superior (humanism), but results in nothing but hot air.
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Where I work, we bill for taking a dump. Only get two breaks a day, and have to bill all time. Like a law firm without the connections.
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Nothing to do with being morally superior, I just don't like people much. Not very bitter about it, either. The ones I like, I like fine, it's just that most of them aren't worth the paper they're printed on, that's all.
Your pyschoanalysis is hitting pretty wide of the mark. Does it have anything to do with your feelings about your mother?
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From my experience, PMOs come about when there’s a lack of strong leadership in the traditional hierarchy of subordination and/or there’s overall “messiness” in organization’s management structure. In 3 companies that I have worked for in the past few years, including my present gig, PMs add very little value, while consuming precious resources and reducing the performance of the organization.
A typical PM will:
… so you get the picture.
Yes, there are problems with IT; however, traditional hierarchy can and should be used to solve them (for example, CEO > CIO > App Dev manager > Team/project lead > Developers in the case of software development).
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Personally I thought the following exchange was clever
Functionally Rick saying to the customer that he's aware the request is incredibly stupid, but unfortunately he must comply.
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What, and unleash a virus into the wild? It's a wonder you're even employed.
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Hey, I think that was mine! Did you go to SLC?
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Whatever, virus in the binary? Dump isn't executable after all. On side note, if virus IS there, media doesn't matter, you transferring exact bytes.
WTF
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... and spend hours and hours creating insanely complicated Excel spreadsheets detailing a project plan which is thrown away again in a week's time because the customer has made a minor change to his specification again.
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Rick here.
UNIX, C (not C++), 14 years ago. Flash drives were in the future. All floppies coming into the building went to a special department that scanned them for viruses. There was a backlog. Yes, I thought it was dumb even back then.
Normally I did my best to save Vince from his own idiocy, but that day I was feeling passive-aggressive. The suits DID take note, and asked the troops about this and several other interesting incidents.
I saw Vince coming out of his next performance review, and he was crying like a little girl. He moved on soon after that.
I don't blame you for disbelieving this story; I could scarcely believe it myself at the time.
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to bad they the job is barking the law by makeing the interns do that.
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CAPTCHA: odio - this article has a terrible odio...
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This PMs not have any teknikal backgrund. So cause several severe prblems. Insted, you send them to proper traning and ones they cum out wel traned, you can utilise them to fulest.
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You don't think very highly about people (I don't doubt it) but you also take the opportunity to make righteous statements about their sorry station (repeatedly observed). Others have noted the contradiction. You claim not to care when it suits you but also hold guilt over our heads when it suits you. Very liberal. Didn't Phil Ochs have a song where he mentions something like that?
What's it to be: Split personality? Delusional fool? Self-aggrandizing narcissist?
It's not like I expect you to agree with me and admit to any of this, though. You spent a long time getting as full of it as you are, it's not going to come out all at once.
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I've been spending the last few weeks teaching a Grad whose main experience is Java how to do things in C...Suffice it to say, the total lack of awareness about how computers actually use memory is a little concerning. I'm not (for a minute) saying the whole world should do everything in C, but rather that it shouldn't be unreasonable to expect people to know what they're doing (although I guess then we wouldn't need this site). Problems in process should not (usually) be fixed with technology. If the problem is that C fucks things up because people don't know how to use pointers, then teach them how to use pointers. Don't create languages like Java and C# that don't require the knowledge - it just creates less knowledgeable programmers.
Oh, and I've started to play with C++ (because I have to) and have realised it is nothing like C, and using it even remotely like C usually means your doing something wrong and should be using C. People who suggest that C and C++ are similat may not know what they're talking about - maybe any language that uses 'if' is mildly similar too. People who claim they are the same thing definitely don't.
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At a place I used to work, there was a PM who would produce status reports with these great little bar charts showing both % complete and % incomplete of a project.
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Maybe VB or COBOL?
http://bluebones.net/evolution/evo-prog-lang.png
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Say, for two years somebody else owns you and can ship you anywhere in the world they want and put you in harm's way and work you day and night in terrible living conditions and if you survive then you're free to go on about your life.
Hint: military draft.
Or, two days a week you have to work and don't get paid for it. The rest of the week is yours to do as you please; earn an income and keep your pay. You're only 40% a slave.
Hint: 40% combined tax rate between federal and state income taxes, sales tax etc.
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I am wondering why nobody raised a concern about the dump containing some of the customer's confidential data.
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You mean you don't get money for it. (You really should talk to an economist sometime if you don't understand the difference.) Yes, we grumble about taxes, but we'd be in a really lousy state as a nation without the roads they build and the essential services they provide. It's not "slavery;" it's paying your share of what you use everyday.
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There are only two meaningful complete statuses in an I.T. project task: Done and Not Done.
Most PMs are a waste of oxygen; a negative net value as others have detailed. I recently encountered one who could actually understand a data structure and I am shocked! This is more rare than gold!
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I guess you assume that income and sales taxes (my examples) are the only possible ways to pay for roads. Not gas taxes, or tolls...
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Oh, you're, like answering him seriously and stuff. I was just going to call him a moron, but okay, reasonable is good too.
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Aside from everything else, we developers are an arrogant lot who think we can create FB in a day. We don't believe we can fail, so our estimates are usually absolutely best case scenarios, assuming we get everything totally right 1st time. It's up to managers to realise this and add some fat to our estimates, but in reality, it takes as long as it takes. Even changes that may appear simplistic often have hidden complications that are unlikely to be seen by even the best developers, unless they already have a working solution.
I think I'm copying someone else (I forget who) when I say that 90% of the work takes up the last 10% of a task (arbitrary numbers used to sound clever). I often find that if I quote 5 days for a task I reckon can be done in a day, I get a seemingly working prototype working on day 1. Then I rest on my laurels for 3 days. Then I realise there's a little bit of unexpected behaviour, so we tweak a little bit. Halfway through day 5, while having another look at it just to satisfy myself it's ready for testing, I notice some really wierd shit (or get a coredump, or something) and this is when the 90% of the work kicks in to find it and fix it before I look like an idiot in front of the test team. Until that point it's "Almost Ready" (After that point it's "We've hit a snag, and had to redo most of it") - It's never (except in hindsight) 50% complete or 73.65472895926456123456749% (roughly) complete
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It is. You just didn't look at the source.
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I have the opposite of this story. I needed a public key from a huge bank so that an application we were designing for them could securely email something to one of their people. So the head of their IT sent me their entire set of public and private keys and didn't seem to understand the magnitude of his error even as I hinted that not only should he not have sent them to me but really shouldn't be emailing them at all. At least it made testing that the emails were properly encrypted easier.
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What Rick should have done was tell Vince: "I know how we can solve the problem. I'll have them hex dump the memory and then encrypt it with ROT-13. Then they can send us the encrypted file. The encryption will keep anyone from adding a virus."
See, on the one hand, there is NOTHING worse than an idiot with access to a trade magazine (except maybe a software guy with a soldering iron). But, on the other hand, idiots are nice because they are so easy to out-flank.
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It does in Internese.
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I've never seen anyone print on A3, except for technical drawings and other sane uses for large paper. (Except myself, where I once enlarged a "buy one get one free" pizza coupon onto A3, just because I could ;-) Too bad I didn't have access to the plotter, which can make full colour images a metre wide and as long as you want (IMSMR at least 30m).
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Yes this is what I don't get. When someone is just wrong and unreasonable, you just smile and nod and then do things the way they need to be done. You won't fired even if they find out and try to make an issue of it.
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Correct. Another way to exploit was something with thumbnails preview (you could have custom DLL code to run, even with autorun off)
And nowadays, PDF could contain virus.
Also, did you get that brand-new mouse as a gift? Congrats, it contains malicious plug-and-play driver with keylogger.
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Now, tell me, which brand of fax machine doesn't print the page number on each page received. I don't know any ;-)
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I don't believe a word of it.
I think it's time that I stop reading TheDailyWTF.
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There I am, indeed.
(What, did nobody else get it?)