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Thank you, DailyWTF comment thread, for shattering my notion that people who read tech humor sites are even slightly more intelligent than YouTube commenters.
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I read recently -- I haven't confirmed this but it sounds plausible -- that in ten years the interest that China collects on the money it has loaned to the United States will be more than their military budget. i.e. the US will be paying for China's military.
I think it was Lenin who said, "When the last capitalist is hanged, it will be with a rope that he sells to us."
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Are there enough "replace" statements.....
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("The Americans, who never learnt to speak English properly..." - a Teacher I had many moons ago, who used to get frustrated by people using American spelling)
Ironically, "Learnt" is being flagged as a mis-spelling.
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Unless you meant "FTF Lenin", which is just odd.
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I love the DailyWTF. We can have WWIII while we discuss WWII.
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Can we stop the internet repeat of the British-American war please? It's not going to be pretty and, no, nobody's going to be setting fire to the White House this time round.
We're two nations with a long history of strong relations and friendship.
We'll never see eye-to-eye on how to run our respective countries, but - hey - that's why sovereign states are sovereign...
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"Victoire", perhaps?
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There must be some irony in the fact that a post about some weird translation code on a computer-coding-gone-wrong website turns into a political polemic.
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Must be. Why don't you dig it up and show it to us, so we can shake our heads ruefully, instead of simply asserting that it must exist, which is boring?
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LOLLOLLOLLOL!
Thank you
(wipes tear from eye)
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I wonder if the French code has to be bigger/more prominent than the English.
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Absolutely! And we have a fine, fine selection of ropes for you! Come on out, as our guest, for an all expenses paid stay at our woodland retreat!
While there, we'll show you the latest & greatest technological & marketing advances in ropes, hawsers and cables. We also have specialty lines of strings, lines, twines and cords. While we're talking about it, here's a few little gifts for the little lady and your young pioneers.
Now, I know you've been looking around, perhaps thinking of terminating our relationship, but before doing that, you might want to reconsider what that means for you and yours...
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Matt... YMMD.
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However, there ARE hundreds of words for 'snow' in Norwegian: http://folk.ntnu.no/ivarse/snjoord.html.
/Jon
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Ha. This is hilarious.
The country the only managed to kick the English out by ganging up with the French (whom it now insults, a lesson there for those helping the USAians); the country that has never won an engagement; the country that can't even go to war without begging for support from NATO; the country that regularly invades third world countries and later withdraws when losses mount too high; the country that only joined the second world war when it realised it was looking at the formation of a Nazi super power that wasn't going to pay back its loans; the country that "achieves" all of this while spending more on its military than any other country while large parts of it vie with the third world in terms of literacy, infant deaths, etc. Ah USA, land of hypocrites and idiots.
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TRWTF is a language that consciously replaces the words for "seventy", "eighty" and "ninety" with the oh so much handier "sixty-ten", "four-twenty" and "four-twenty-ten", resulting in things like "78" being "Sixty-ten-eight". Works like a charm when writing down a phone number or such.
You're all wrong. All those inventions, along with much, much more, are invented by the Zulu (in my games of Civilization, although it's sometimes the Persians, or the Romans, or the Japanese, or whatever the hell I feel like playing)
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112 Gripes about the French Published in Paris in 1945 by the 'Information & Education Division' of the US Occupation Forces.
http://www.112gripes.com/index.html
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It has about the same number of words as English does:
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Eskimo_words_for_snow
Maybe you should send the Statue of Liberty back to them, eh?
The real reason they didn't sign up for your fake war was because the French president figured out your president was a looney:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/andrewbrown/2009/aug/10/religion-george-bush
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I especially like the circular translations near the end of the table. un > une and une > un
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I'm surprised that nobody has yet pointed out that this function appeared at least 8.5 years ago; currently archived at http://www.dbasupport.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-31484.html.
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The Inuit language is like German in that you can glom on parts of words to make new ones. It's not really sensible to talk about the number of words they have for anything. The French word for victory is "Napoleon". The British have a couple different words for victory, "Nelson" and "Wellington". The American word for victory is "Coca Cola".
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Look, the US has a lot of problems... but so does every other country. We may have more than our fair share, but not that much more.
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According to George W. Bush they don't have a word for "entrepreneur" either. It's as true as your stupid post.
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That is really very funny. If he hadn't been a revolutionary, Lenin would have made a great standup. Cue Python-style comedy sketch....
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English has 17 different words for snow. BFD.
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Victoire or triomphe, I believe. I realise you were attempting to make a poor go at humour.
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I like the catering for the very large numbers, but with the slight jump between thousand and billion (I'm sure there's something missing there).
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Given recent events in London, Birmingham, Manchester and other cities, I wouldn't bet on it.
Put some HDTVs and some mobile phones in the White House and give a coupla-dozen chavs plane tickets and the White House will be ablaze by tea-time.
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But they probably won't let that stand, and quite rightly so.
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Well, lawyers in the Netherlands suggest that, as a moderator, you don't have the right to edit/remove someone else's comment on your own site just because you don't like it. It would have to be insulting, be discriminatory, or otherwise breach the law.
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Thanks. What did I say? I can't seem to find it. Seems someone's got handy with the delete stick
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I took down the site and restored it immediately, but there might have been some data loss.
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I've always wondered how Google Translate works ...