• (cs) in reply to Frank
    Frank:
    Haha. Yeah, right. And which one of us would be ashamed if their anonymity were suddenly wiped away?

    I would say you, for being such a tight-ass... Welcome to the internets.

    Frank:
    Hell, you might even lose your job or be expelled from school or have to take a nap without your blankey.

    Fired? Expelled from school? Blankey (that's just childish)?

    I've hear of some rediculous stuff before, but I don't think anyone would get fired (or expelled for that matter) for being an asshole on an internet forum filled with assholes.

    BTW, the thing you got all bent out of shape for is a sort of 'meme' on this site that started about a month ago by some guy who got geniunely pissed off because someone posted an link to an xkcd comic. You see these, mild chuckle, shake your head, ignore and continue reading other posts.

  • Cankles (unregistered) in reply to Frank
    I AM A HUGE:
    Plank:
    P.S. Eat a dick

    Yeah, I already do that, that's right. And which one of us is getting a promotion by his horny, gay boss, again? Hell, I might even start taking it in the ass if I can get some more vacation days.

    Funny thing is, I'm not so sure I'm the only one who needs to grow up.

    I'm being mean and making fun of you. Get over it.

  • Bob (unregistered) in reply to asciiart

    That is genius. I approve.

  • SETI (unregistered)

    They should have included the Arecibo message in there somewhere

  • the Jeffersons (unregistered) in reply to H. Worthington
    H. Worthington:
    C-Octothorpe:
    zunesis is a pederast with OCD (and lets face it, probably a touch of the downs too)
    You could be brought up on charges for making claims like this here in Britain.
    Agreed. Neither the pederasts, OCDers or autists would allow you to compare them with zunesis.
  • Guess Who? (unregistered) in reply to the Jeffersons
    the (Loooonnng) Johnsons:
    Whorthington:
    C-Suctogolfballthroughagardenhose:
    zunesis is a pederast with OCD (and lets face it, probably a touch of the downs too)
    You could be brought up on charges for making claims like this here in Britain.
    Agreed. Neither the pederasts, OCDers or autists would allow you to compare them with zunesis.
    They say good thingsanus, eye socket, other eye socket come in threes.
  • (cs) in reply to Bill P. Godfrey
    Bill P. Godfrey:
    This is better than storing the images as files, as it might be on an embedded system which doesn't... please no I can't stand it!

    Yours, Bert Glanstrom.

    I miss TopCod3R. Also I liked the way old Bert G always has an original refreshing comment to make. He's the voice of experience.

  • onitake (unregistered) in reply to silly billy
    craig:
    your_name:
    mt:
    Tim:
    Robo:
    asciiart:
    00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00111111111000011100000111111110000000011111110001111111111100 00111000000000011100000111001111000000111000000000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111001110000000111000000000000111000000 00111111100000011100000111111111000000011111100000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000011100000000001110000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000001110000000001110000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000001110000111111100000000111000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    (too late, took a while to write it)

    You sir, have made my day. I would love to see the twisted logic to turn this string array into (I assume) some sort of bitmap mask.

    banner FIRST | sed 's/ /0' | sed 's/#/1'

    or something like that I would imagine

    banner FIRST | sed 's/ /0/g'| sed 's/X/1/g'

    banner FIRST | sed 's/ /0/g;s/X/1/g'

    Less processes, more performance!

    None of these will do what is intended (unless I'm missing the fact that they are all intended to not modify the output of "banner FIRST").

    The correct form for a global sed expression is 's/text to replace/replacement text/g'

    didn't someone ask for a bitmask?

    binmode(STDOUT);
my $bit = 0;
my $char = 0;
while (<>) {
  for (split(//, $_)) {
    if (ord($_) == 0x30 || ord($_) == 0x31) {
      if (ord($_) & 1) {
        $char |= 1 << $bit;
      }
      $bit++;
    }
    if ($bit == 8) {
      print(chr($char));
      $bit = 0;
      $char = 0;
    }
  }
}
if ($bit != 0) {
  print(chr($char));
}
  • (cs) in reply to trtrwtf
    C-Octothorpe:
    Allow me to explain: sometimes women "douche" (or clean if you like) in their special place. The backwash (including all the nastiness, bacteria, etc. they were cleaning out) *can* sometimes go into a bag of sorts for later disposal.
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
  • (cs) in reply to method1
    method1:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Allow me to explain: sometimes women "douche" (or clean if you like) in their special place. The backwash (including all the nastiness, bacteria, etc. they were cleaning out) *can* sometimes go into a bag of sorts for later disposal.
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    method1:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Allow me to explain: sometimes women "douche" (or clean if you like) in their special place. The backwash (including all the nastiness, bacteria, etc. they were cleaning out) *can* sometimes go into a bag of sorts for later disposal.
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
    And here I thought it was the fish floating in the ocean that gave off that smell. Nope, now I've found out it's Brittania.
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Frank:
    Haha. Yeah, right. And which one of us would be ashamed if their anonymity were suddenly wiped away?

    I would say you, for being such a tight-ass... Welcome to the internets.

    Frank:
    Hell, you might even lose your job or be expelled from school or have to take a nap without your blankey.

    Fired? Expelled from school? Blankey (that's just childish)?

    I've hear of some rediculous stuff before, but I don't think anyone would get fired (or expelled for that matter) for being an asshole on an internet forum filled with assholes...

    ... in a profession peopled entirely by assholes... with Asperger's...

    GayJoke const * zunesis;

    Addendum (2011-07-20 23:28): It's a cute notion that we'd be fired though, C-Octo. Everyone at work knows I submit the worst of my department's code here.

  • (cs) in reply to zunesis (the real thang, baby)
    zunesis (the real thang:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Two things to never do while reading TDWTF: 1) Eat 2) Drink coffee (especially for those who can have coffee coming out of "several" orifices)

    Wow, and all this without the "help" of zunesis.

    Ha! You're even worse than me!

    Who was it who commented that a person who doesn't screw each and every one of the dozens of internal orifices - including heart values - was lazy? Because that was so wrong, so memorable, so funny!

    Seriously though, this place is just one bad day away from becoming 4chan.

  • Sum Ozzy (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    method1:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Allow me to explain: sometimes women "douche" (or clean if you like) in their special place. The backwash (including all the nastiness, bacteria, etc. they were cleaning out) *can* sometimes go into a bag of sorts for later disposal.
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
    The poms have a bit of a reputation for the hygiene, eh, English?

    I know 'round this neck of the wood, "Pommy Shower" refers to the practice of spraying yourself with deodorant instead of washing...

    (For the Septic who might be listening on this 'ere yankee site: Pommy is a (friendly?) term they use in Oz (and the land of the kiwi, and in Protea territory) for those from the UK (especially England) - although the origins are disputed, it seems generally accepted that Pommy derives either from P.O.M.E (Prisoner Of Mother England), or pomegranate (possible rhyming slang for immigrant) .

  • Palad1 (unregistered) in reply to asciiart

    ……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~., ………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-., …………………….,/………………………………………..”:, …………………,?………………………………………………, ………………./…………………………………………………..,} ……………../………………………………………………,:^..} ……………/……………………………………………,:”………/ …………..?…..…………………………………..:………../ …………./__.(…..“~-,_…………………………,:………./ ………../(….”~,……..“~,………………..,:…….._/ ……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….“-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….} ………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……“;,,./…./”…………../ …,,,.`~,……“~.,………………..…..}…………../ …………(….=-,,…….……………………(……;_,,-” …………/.~,……-………………………….\……/\ ………….\~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..,__ ,,……….}.>-.\……………………………..|…………..=~-, …..=~-,_……\,……………………………\ ……………….=~-,,.,………………………….
    …………………………..:,,………………………\…………..    _ ……………………………….=-,……………….,%>–==“ ………………………………….\………..,-%…….\ ……………………………..,<..|,-&``................`\

  • C (unregistered)
    alex:
    UPDATE: Changed to image to fix the RSS Feed.
    How about a link to a file containing the text? Writing all that by hand is not something most of us would ever consider. OCR would be a nice alternative, but in general such software isn't FSW.
  • Hatr (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe :
    method1:
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
    How about learning to spell "hygiene"?

    How about checking to see if douching is actually a healthy practice or some left-over old-wife's tale that is practically limited to the backwaters of the world (aka USA): http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/douching.cfm

  • (cs) in reply to Hatr
    Hatr:
    C-Octothorpe :
    method1:
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
    How about learning to spell "hygiene"?

    How about checking to see if douching is actually a healthy practice or some left-over old-wife's tale that is practically limited to the backwaters of the world (aka USA): http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/douching.cfm

    Ha, you're a chick, aren't you?

    Fine. I'll look into the correct spelling as long as you promise you'll take some reading comprehension classes.

    And if you really think I'm about to follow a link to information on douching at work, you're dumber than you sound.

  • only a chick on the weekends (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Hatr:
    C-Octothorpe :
    method1:
    I think "douching" is a bit of a U.S. idiosyncrasy (like vaginal deodourant). I don't think women in the UK (for example) do it at all. Apparently its a bad idea.
    How about brushing your teeth and general hygene?
    How about learning to spell "hygiene"?

    How about checking to see if douching is actually a healthy practice or some left-over old-wife's tale that is practically limited to the backwaters of the world (aka USA): http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/douching.cfm

    Ha, you're a chick, aren't you?

    Fine. I'll look into the correct spelling as long as you promise you'll take some reading comprehension classes.

    And if you really think I'm about to follow a link to information on douching at work, you're dumber than you sound.

    Who knows? Maybe there will be instructional videos. Hand snicker I have a laptop snicker which can be relocated to a bathroom stall...

  • only a chick on the weekends (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Frank:
    Haha. Yeah, right. And which one of us would be ashamed if their anonymity were suddenly wiped away?

    I would say you, for being such a tight-ass... Welcome to the internets.

    I can help with that.

  • (cs) in reply to Palad1
    Palad1:
    ……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~., ………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-., …………………….,/………………………………………..”:, …………………,?………………………………………………\, ………………./…………………………………………………..,} ……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..} ……………/……………………………………………,:”………/ …………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../ …………./__.(…..“~-,_…………………………,:`………./ ………../(_….”~,_……..“~,_………………..,:`…….._/ ……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….“-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….} ………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……“;,,./`…./”…………../ …,,,___.\`~,……“~.,………………..`…..}…………../ …………(….`=-,,…….`……………………(……;_,,-” …………/.`~,……`-………………………….\……/\ ………….\`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..\,__ ,,_……….}.>-._\……………………………..|…………..`=~-, …..`=~-,_\_……`\,……………………………\ ……………….`=~-,,.\,………………………….\ …………………………..`:,,………………………`\…………..__ ……………………………….`=-,……………….,%`>–==“ …………………………………._\……….._,-%…….`\ ……………………………..,< `.._|_,-&``................`\
    Looks better in edlin.
  • (cs) in reply to only a chick on the weekends
    only a chick on the weekends:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Frank:
    Haha. Yeah, right. And which one of us would be ashamed if their anonymity were suddenly wiped away?

    I would say you, for being such a tight-ass... Welcome to the internets.

    I can help with that.

    I knew it was just a matter of time before Zed, uh, I mean zunesis showed up...

  • Andrew (unregistered) in reply to your_name

    Optimize'd

    banner -c 1 FIRST | sed 's/ /0/g'

  • Derpaderp (unregistered)

    Obviously he should have been using a switch statement.

  • Fake Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to asciiart
    asciiart:
    00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00111111111000011100000111111110000000011111110001111111111100 00111000000000011100000111001111000000111000000000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111001110000000111000000000000111000000 00111111100000011100000111111111000000011111100000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000011100000000001110000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000001110000000001110000000111000000 00111000000000011100000111000001110000111111100000000111000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    (too late, took a while to write it)

    Liar liar - we all knowing about ascii art tool, available since window 95

  • Spudd86 (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh

    Except it's clearly either C# or Java... :P

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