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that's the first thing that came to mind for me too.
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Um, I don't think that you've got that quite right. I could be wrong, being, as it were, not a chick, but I think if you asked an actual female person whether she'd ever placed the "backwash (including all the nastiness)" in a "bag of sorts for later disposal" you might learn something new.
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banner -c 1 FIRST | tr ' ' 0 doesn't take that long to write... :)
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They don't dispose of it? Do they drink it?
Lunch time!
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Yes, for the love of God and all that is holy, please.
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I see... your original description suggested a special bag, purpose-made for collecting the effluvium, which seemed like one of those strange misunderstandings that one acquires in childhood and carries around unquestioned throughout one's life. Not that I've ever had one of those, mind you.
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Hmm, I thought all numerals were supposed to be the same width even in proportionally spaced fonts; otherwise, lining up tables of numbers doesn't work.
1234567890 1111111111 0000000000
It depends on the font on your comptuer of course, but does that line up for you? There's no monospace / code tags here. Not that I put in anyway.
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Check. Added "vaginal effluvium" to "Topics not to be discussed".
Though, come to think of it, I think that Vaginal Effluvium was the name of the third band on the bill when I went to hear the Little Snatches of Death and The League of Extraordinary Women Voters. (I think Cunt Chocula was also supposed to be on the bill, but they couldn't make it)
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And now I've puked in my lunch.
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Wow, and all this without the "help" of zunesis.
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What, are you gay?
You say you love women, but how can you love something you don't truly know? Shouldn't you be at least a little curious about those little things in their lives that you remain ignorant of?
Perhaps the only way to really appreciate womanhood is to experience it yourself. Come here and let me use this douche on you. We can save the used liquid and you can splash it in my face while I touch myself.
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Ha! You're even worse than me!
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Actually, I did kind of start it. Guess I should learn more about how douches work. I've always wanted to try one.
I should pick up a kit and a syringe - I wonder what it would be like for the "used" fluid to be injected straight into my viens... "heaven"? No ladies around, so I guess I'll try it out on my dog
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Is there a reason this post didn't show up in the RSS feed?
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OK this is BOGUS. You can't just go out and find something on the web somewhere and claim you found it "in the production environment" and send it to TDWTF as if it's your own. This is clearly from MazeSmith, and considering it's Javascript from 2005, it's not even that much of a WTF.
http://mazesmith.sourceforge.net/
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Anyways, maybe FBI surveillance is just what I need. I have people paying attention to me 24/7 and I can do all kinds of weird shit and they'll have to watch.
Imagine - one day I come home carrying a mannequin, a chainsaw, a case of lube, a dildo with a nail spike on the end, and some fried chicken. Just before I close the door, I toss the unlabeled white van across the street a saucy smile...
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What do you need with the lube, when you've got the fried chicken?
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Well, it's a little hard to grease my kitchen floor with fried chicken! Duh!
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You need a better quality fried chicken.
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I'm told I'm already certifiable, so actually getting the piece of paper shouldn't be too hard.
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I dunno, I'm not sure you've got what it takes. C-Octo's right, you did forget the car battery. And what about the marmalade?
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You don't even know what the fried chicken's for do you?
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Some typefaces (such as the ones chosen for default use by web browsers!) might well work that way, but the problem is that for the vastly more common case of numbers not in tables you end up with ridiculously bad kerning.
Looks good on a webpage for general purpose use, looks like ass in a book.
The solution is to use monospaced typefaces for your tables (or software that will fake it up by doing one character at a time in a grid).
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Obviously, if you didn't overlook the fact that the dildo has a spike on the end, it's so I can stab the mannequin with the point of the dildo and suck the balls end at the same time. Fried chicken grease gives it more flavor (and because I like to think of it as a black man). The greased kitchen floor is so I can toss the running chainsaw around and have it bounce off the walls while also trying to protect my beloved (but short-lived) plastic lady from that danger, which gives one quite a thrill. Then, realizing what I've become, I chop up the mannequin with the chainsaw in a vain attempt to symbolically destroy my own perversions and just end up jerking off to regular porn (sweet release!). If mom's in the room, I just tell her: "Friday." and she starts obediently undressing whilst also cowering in fear, which I love. If anyone in the house has clothes on, it just ruins it for me.
Repeat every Friday evening.
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Wait, I left some stuff out... aw, it can wait.
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Pffft. I'm a Level 53 Pervert. I don't fuck anything that still has a face.
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So the X should be #.
Even So, this will only make a start, the left most line will be 1's and the rightmost character in each line will be too....
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Perhaps, if you knew not just that it was and xkcd link, but the specific one, you should have been clever enough to simply ignore it.
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I remember someone telling me that there was a case where any question of truth in the statement was irrelevant, and that (in this case) a true statement was considered slanderous because of the negative affect it had on the plaintif's reputation, and the resulting impact on his life (and I thought it was a US example {other than Noonan v Staples}) Maybe they were wrong and were making things up, but I felt it importnat to share.
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The tricky part here is that it's an affirmative defense. This means that if you are sued for defamation, and you answer that the statement was true, you have to prove in court that it probably is true. Unless it's a public person, in which case they have to prove that it's probably false.
Addendum (2011-07-19 18:37): The other tricky part is that if you say the statement is true and the other guy says it's false, you're going to trial. It won't get dismissed. And just think about what a nasty trial that would be.
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Or better yet, use an application that can use OpenType features that most pro typefaces are built to support, and kerns both ways (eg. in InDesign "proportional" or "tabular" figures).
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Seriously? You're defending that kind of abuse? Wow. Just wow.
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If they're famous, they're guilty (of the accusation) until proven probably innocent?
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It's OK man, I had Reese's for breakfast.
P.S. Eat a dick
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You're raped her, you rapist!! No I didn't, and here is proof, see? [shows undeniable proof] Sorry, did you say something, Mr. Rapist?
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Did somebody accidentally the new articles?
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Haha. Yeah, right. And which one of us would be ashamed if their anonymity were suddenly wiped away? Hell, you might even lose your job or be expelled from school or have to take a nap without your blankey.