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I don't get it. I'm guessing his code could have been a lot simpler or something along those lines. No idea why Shortcut Guy had to calm down. What's to get stressed about?
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You forgot: People who declare that something is boring or pointless because it can be fit into some broad category. Like, "That programming technique isn't all that clever. It's just some parsing and a search." Or, "Why do people say Casablanca was such a great movie? It's just a story about a couple of people who fall in love during a war." Or, "Einstein wasn't all that smart. He's just some guy who made up a couple of equations."
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Great solutions always get shot down by some spoil-sport who points out that your made-up function doesn't actually exist.
Oh, how many times I've said, Why don't we just call the "System.figureOutWhatUserReallyWanted()" function?
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Does Frank Oo live in the Georgia, India, or Columbia, or is it "just a .com" address?
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That doesn't mean you'll catch me wearing costumes, however. (Well, except for the occasional T-shirt with the Gryffindor or Slytherin crest on it, that is. We made them for us and the kids for one of those midnight new-release parties.)
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Congrats, you can dynamic length arrays better than Java Developers. Here's a cookie. Be sure to let the JDK devs know that Collections and ArrayLists were totally a worthless idea.
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Me thinks you've been trolled... I hope...
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This is John Want's comment.
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Actually, have you noticed, the map of the State of Florida looks like an immediately-post-orgasm penis, complete with strings and globules of semen dripping out of its end.
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want's : stands for "wants his"
<ducks>Must have been my keyboard been infected by that new virus. You know, the one that causes all these discussions about "your" and "you're".
Good we could talk about this anyhow's. :p
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It doesn't bother you when people waste your time, asking you how to fix a problem they're creating themselves?
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I didn't know adabas was still really in use. :)
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we're sorry you were picked on, MRoot.
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Maybe I am missing something here, but why is everyone trying to split the string?
Doesn't the database query give back an array which the user is looping through?! Can't he just "push" the value into a new array? Why is everyone bothering to explain split here?
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Perfect! You > J Balic > mroot == dirt